ScarySouthernMan
November 26th, 2013, 11:44 PM
Sup. Everybody here seemed pretty cool when I was lurking, so I thought 'Hey why not?'
Here I am, I may stay... May not. I'm really undecided at this point. What I can tell you about my self?
Well, I was a devout Jehovah's Witness (descent enough Christians to be honest) until I was about 12. My thoroughly evil hearted mother had me completely brainwashed for that time, while me and my Dad got fat and lazy in a secluded spot in the mountians (that she had moved us to) where I was homeschooled the better part of my life. Little social contact led to quite an annoyance for me. Not because I couldn't fit in, but because I'm far above the age group of most kids and young adults. So, I really fit in more around adults... At least, around the adults who are at least smart enough to understand an entire sentence from me without the ineviatable "huh?"
I finally moved out of the mountains, lost weight, and almost got a life. I left my motger back there, or rather vice versa. She's completely insane, stupid, and VERY narcissistic. If I've managed to entertain you this long, I urge you to look up narcissism and the impact that it can have on families. Well, as I left the religion and became athiest, for lack of a better word, I started to not give a [expletive]. I became hardened, cared less and less what people thought, and therefore became more independent.
I have a great, sometimes scary sense of humor that is apearant every waking moment that is spent with me. I'm a completely heterosexual male, and a bit homophobic towards male gays. My views on that subject are as follows: Do what you like, far away from me, and don't tell me about it. And girl on girl is hot. What can I say?
I make good grades, am hated by most of the students, and likely looked up to by most of the teachers.
I taught myself the ins and outs of technology using the raw power of Google, and online forums, and am fairly "tech-savvy" outside of the IT crowd.
I am an avid conspiracy theorist.
That is where the story ends. What, were you expecting a part about a wife and kids? I'm only a mere teenager, just like you.
So, have a happy Thanksgiving-
Here I am, I may stay... May not. I'm really undecided at this point. What I can tell you about my self?
Well, I was a devout Jehovah's Witness (descent enough Christians to be honest) until I was about 12. My thoroughly evil hearted mother had me completely brainwashed for that time, while me and my Dad got fat and lazy in a secluded spot in the mountians (that she had moved us to) where I was homeschooled the better part of my life. Little social contact led to quite an annoyance for me. Not because I couldn't fit in, but because I'm far above the age group of most kids and young adults. So, I really fit in more around adults... At least, around the adults who are at least smart enough to understand an entire sentence from me without the ineviatable "huh?"
I finally moved out of the mountains, lost weight, and almost got a life. I left my motger back there, or rather vice versa. She's completely insane, stupid, and VERY narcissistic. If I've managed to entertain you this long, I urge you to look up narcissism and the impact that it can have on families. Well, as I left the religion and became athiest, for lack of a better word, I started to not give a [expletive]. I became hardened, cared less and less what people thought, and therefore became more independent.
I have a great, sometimes scary sense of humor that is apearant every waking moment that is spent with me. I'm a completely heterosexual male, and a bit homophobic towards male gays. My views on that subject are as follows: Do what you like, far away from me, and don't tell me about it. And girl on girl is hot. What can I say?
I make good grades, am hated by most of the students, and likely looked up to by most of the teachers.
I taught myself the ins and outs of technology using the raw power of Google, and online forums, and am fairly "tech-savvy" outside of the IT crowd.
I am an avid conspiracy theorist.
That is where the story ends. What, were you expecting a part about a wife and kids? I'm only a mere teenager, just like you.
So, have a happy Thanksgiving-