Log in

View Full Version : Clean up


Fdmember
November 14th, 2013, 08:04 PM
When I masturbate I usually ejaculate on myself
Like toilet paper usually gets stuck to my skin and its like yuck
Got any idea for how to clean or where to ejaculate for still having fun and less cleaning.

Collins1
November 14th, 2013, 08:06 PM
I have the same problem!

nklarke
November 14th, 2013, 08:07 PM
Use Kleenex.

Arie_
November 14th, 2013, 08:08 PM
ejaculate on something else like a cum rag where it can be used over and over again for a certain time. maybe wash every couple weeks

happygolucky13
November 14th, 2013, 08:12 PM
I just use toilet paper.

isiah_
November 14th, 2013, 08:14 PM
I have a cum rag that I use and wash every week.

Beltway
November 14th, 2013, 08:15 PM
When ever i jack off i do it in the shower.provides great lube and its a easy cleanup. if i cum on my self in the shower (i think its hot) i just sit there and rest and watch the water clean it up. The cum rag is tricky if u dont know where to hide it. Thats why i use the shower

The captain
November 14th, 2013, 08:17 PM
I try to cum on a cum rag, dirty t shirt or paper towel even if Im naked, mostly because Im hairy and as you said paper stuck if I have to clean

Joey.
November 14th, 2013, 08:20 PM
I use toilet paper as well,
Try wiping instead of rubbing.
I don't have the problem of that :)

From Chris
November 14th, 2013, 08:58 PM
When I masturbate I usually ejaculate on myself
Like toilet paper usually gets stuck to my skin and its like yuck
Got any idea for how to clean or where to ejaculate for still having fun and less cleaning.

I would suggest paper towel, that won't tear as easy. Better yet, if you can use a washcloth or a real towel that works even better! If not then a shower sure does the job~ :)

-From Chris

scooter 26
November 14th, 2013, 09:03 PM
I use a sock and leave it under my bed. I just wash it ever 1-2 times a week when I do laundry.

HadesLady
November 14th, 2013, 09:30 PM
I use the closest dirty clothing I see.Like a dirty tshirt,sock,or underwear and throw it in my dirty clothes bin.

smithers
November 14th, 2013, 09:33 PM
i jerk off in the bathroom and when im about to jizz i turn around and let my load off into the toilet
really easy to clean up
sometimes if im really horny ill use a cup instead of the toilet so i can either measure how much i jizzed or to taste my cum

Trace
November 14th, 2013, 09:33 PM
Any random, dirty clothing item I find lying around my room.

yolo-
November 14th, 2013, 09:41 PM
I just use some old boxers and hide them in a drawer, wash every once in a while

VirtualGuy012
November 14th, 2013, 09:55 PM
I just use toilet paper, and if i want to go on myself, i set the toilet paper on my body so it doesn't get all over me

hockeyfan
November 14th, 2013, 11:11 PM
Cum into a toilet, toilet paper or other cloth of some kind

ElijahMouth
November 14th, 2013, 11:20 PM
Using a dirty article of clothing is a good idea. Just goes into the wash with everything else. I would normally use a tissue or two and that isn't a problem for me. It doesn't tear like toilet paper would.

Hermes
November 14th, 2013, 11:30 PM
I usually cum on myself too. Usually I wipe it off with either a towel I have used and it waiting to get washed or underwear that again will not be worn again before they are washed. There again I do my own laundry.

If you want something disposable then try facial tissues. Toilet paper is specifically designed to break into little pieces when wet (to avoid blocking the toilet) whereas facial tiisues are stronger.

Another possibilty is to time your masturbation to be immediatelty before a shower so you can just shower the cum off.

JIntrepid
November 15th, 2013, 12:01 AM
a condom or a mouth (natural birth control)

Pontiac67
November 15th, 2013, 12:03 AM
When I masturbate in the nude, when laying down, I will use Kleenex. I line them up from the base of my penis to my chest and then when I cum, I make sure to direct my cum right on the Kleenex, quick and easy clean up..Otherwise i will use some underwear

arrows
November 15th, 2013, 12:05 AM
I usually just cum on myself and then wash it off with water in the bathroom. Cumming in the shower is great too, although I get too tired standing up in the shower doing it! Cum rags seem gross though, don't they smell??

Ricky.h
November 15th, 2013, 12:18 AM
If you're about to go to sleep and you jack off in bed...just cum and don't worry about the mess (rather you sleep nude like me or not)

Or even if you you just want a quick release and then go on with your day don't worry about the mess it'll dry

Lotie
December 20th, 2013, 03:15 PM
I use my boxers usually

scyth
December 20th, 2013, 03:23 PM
When I masturbate I usually ejaculate on myself
Like toilet paper usually gets stuck to my skin and its like yuck
Got any idea for how to clean or where to ejaculate for still having fun and less cleaning.

I do the exact same, for the same reason. the only other thing i do is go into the bathroom and cum into the toilet basin then just flush the chain.

Myxox
December 26th, 2013, 04:31 PM
Use an old sock or towel

jit5347
December 26th, 2013, 04:53 PM
Usually a towel (cum rag) or maybe a dirty pair of boxers

Pulp501
December 26th, 2013, 05:03 PM
Toilet paper doesn't stick to me try tissues or a rag

teenuser101
December 26th, 2013, 06:42 PM
When I cum I let it go on my chest and belly. Then I have a few pairs of old underwear that I use to mop up. They are pretty stiff with dried cum to be honest but it's only me who sees them so it doesn't really matter.

Occasionally I will cum into my mouth aswell. If I'm really horny then I like to do this.

Stanislas
December 26th, 2013, 06:43 PM
Tissues :P