VT's take on The Six Word Story

[Saint of Sinners]

Everyone has heard of the famous six-word-story often attributed to Ernest Hemingway

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Well, I for one would like to see what we at VT can come up with.

Rules:
1. Your story must be told in six words not including punctuation. No more, no less.
2. Be creative!

I'll go first:

Dear Sam. I'm so sorry. Melissa.

[Mob Boss]

You read road maps; forever searching.

[WickedWeekend]

Must poop
No toilet
Royally fucked

[Elysium]

This isn't mine, but I read this on tumblr (based on the same prompt) and it's so powerful that I feel I have to share it. This is in no way mine, and I can't remember the author's name:

"He hung from his boyfriend's belt."

[Cygnus]

Inside a nightmare, can't get out.

[Saint of Sinners]

Must poop
No toilet
Royally fucked

Haha!

[conniption]

Cobwebs cover everything. Found my creativity.

Sucky, I know :P

[Mob Boss]

I'm a lost message drifting away.

[Saint of Sinners]

I took your sandwich. Was hungry.

[Starsong]

Lost dreams finding their way home.

[Saint of Sinners]

If you can read this, RUN.

[sqishy]

I'm information trying to decode itself

[Thelizzerd]

Ummm, I really kinda like you.

[Vocabulous]

Celebrates anniversary. Table for one, please.

[teen.jpg]

I Fell asleep. Never woke up.

[ksdnfkfr]

Lost my phone, no one noticed.

[thatguywhosaysEH]

Depression, it's a never ending agony.

[survivor]

One friend, two faces. High School

[Luminous]

Body found in snow dead yesterday.

[Mob Boss]

They laugh hesitantly at the weak.

[Luminous]

Katie, I can never forgive you.

[Mob Boss]

Your lips taste of betrayal, Judas?

[Faolan]

Finding heart: where's the key?

[Twilly F. Sniper]

I love you, but life sucks.

[Saint of Sinners]

I shouldn't have done it. Fuck.

[Synyster Shadows]

I should, but I also shouldn't.

[Dark Unicorn]

Five bucks if you marry me.

[DorkimusPrime]

The World Hates Me, Don't Care

[Pseudogeek]

Crud here comes lots of danger

[Henry VIII]

I slayed the dragon with elegance!

[Synyster Shadows]

You're my world; I love you

[Henry VIII]

God is good, God is great!

[tedheath]

He sat down; the walrus died

[Jessiibear]

1. Foreign exchange student. Ignorant bully missing.

2. "It was burrito night," witness declares.

[Achillea]

Siri: Delete "Welcome home" celebration reminders......

[Cassius]

Always spell chack six word stories

[Cassius]

My age is not for me

[Cassius]

Why are teenagers so damn loud?

[Captain Canada]

If you can, you should try

[glad0s]

Her withered hands held weeping woes.

[mattcallsu]

I took your sandwich. Was hungry.

oh god, that cracked me up! :DDD

[nino51300]

You ma'am, are crazy. Like meeee!

[Captain Canada]

Cold..Gonna get a freakin hoodie

[AlexOnToast]

Having Trouble Writing Six Word Story

[thatgothgirluknow]

single boyfriend single no freind school

[Captain Canada]

I found out why floorboards squeak... ._.

[AlexOnToast]

In Soviet Russia, Story Write You

[Captain Canada]

In Soviet Russia, Story Write You

XD This cracked me up

In 'Murica, this is totally six

[Henry VIII]

Poetry comes from the heart, said...

[ArtemisLianCrock]

I won't be fragile like glass.

[Captain Canada]

Fuck you and fuck your friends

[Synyster Shadows]

A long distance won't stop us.

[Alexwellace]

Sibling rivalry. Peed in his cereal.

[Saint of Sinners]

Oh, this isn't dead yet, Well i guess i'll think of another one:

Should I just leave this blank?

[Sanctum]

He's gone but will be back.