Need Lube!

[MikMor]

So I walk to walmart a lot to since im only 15, and I really need some lube but I don't want to bring attention to myself what should buy that looks normal. Because a 15 year old guy with a bottle of lotion or vaseline is really obvious. So what should I get???

[ska8er]

cob husker lotion LOL
No- J & J baby oil does it for me

[West Coast Sheriff]

Just get like a bottle of regular lotion, some shampoo, and deodorant. Or just dry jerk

[ska8er]

Just get like a bottle of regular lotion, some shampoo, and deodorant. Or just dry jerk

dont jack with shampoo or deodorant. just buy it with it. :rolleyes:

[jktx97]

honestly no cashier cares what youre buying at all...

[Fruit_Tart.]

Buying lotion won't bring attention to you. Just get some shampoo, body wash, and other toiletries so it doesn't look too suspicious.

Actual lube is much better, though. If you're confident enough, buy some lube and condoms (you may need them later). The cashier or anyone else won't say anything. I know when I get them cashiers usually comment on how smart I am for being safe. :)

[Catholic Guy]

I would just go for it, out some lube on the till and get on with it! It's none of the cashiers business to ask what you're doing! I went to self service with a box of condoms once and it set of the security things so definitely go to a person, but just be brave! Don't be shy

[ksdnfkfr]

I read somewhere that baby oil works wonders. But just buy KY or whatever you want. It's not illegal and you'll be one out ten thousand peeps that clerk rings up. Besides, it's WalMart the home of the weird. I doubt something like lube would phase anyone there, even if you bought it dressed in a kangaroo costume.

[Marco97]

It's not the cashier I'd be worried about. It's my parents finding it at home :D

[ksdnfkfr]

Something you could try if you want to go through the hassle, would be to get a tube or pump bottle or whatever of lotion or whatever... wash it out and fill it with whatever lube you end up getting.

[NeuroTiger]

It's not the cashier I'd be worried about. It's my parents finding it at home :D

Don't you have any place to hide it well?
You just need to act normal and be on your guard.

[Cook my Sock]

What I do when I get my lube is go abit later at night say like 21:30 (thats when I walk the dog) when there is less people around. I get the lube and also some other things like a chocolate bar or drink and use self-checkout.

[TimCox]

Buy stuff off the internet from amazon or somewhere.

[Harley Quinn]

I don't find this appropriate. :locked: