morning bathroom trip

[kylem]

Am I the only one that when you wake up in the morning and you have to go to the bathroom really bad, and you have a serious morning boner its really hard to do that? do you have the same problem?

[Tylor lakon]

I put my underwear on pull my penis up and put it under the waist band and put my pants on and a baggy jumper, no one every notices it.

[NeuroTiger]

I put my underwear on pull my penis up and put it under the waist band and put my pants on and a baggy jumper, no one every notices it.

I used to do same :)

[TommyTom]

Yes i Need to go to the bathroom really bad aswell in the morning :)

[Swagging god]

Am I the only one that when you wake up in the morning and you have to go to the bathroom really bad, and you have a serious morning boner its really hard to do that? do you have the same problem?

Is the issue u would like to combat the boner the being seen with it?

[sdude]

Yeah, I don't care anymore, I'm in a dorm at college now, so with 3 of us here, I just let it show...no reason to hide it we all have the same problem.

[ksdnfkfr]

Yes, I have the same exact problem. I have to pee something fierce and the dang thing is so hard it's difficult to urinate.

[Nicola14Swaggy]

Same problem.And its difficult to pee.

[Liven]

I have the same exact problem. I don't know why this happens. I go to the bathroom before bed so it would be impossible to have to go to the bathroom in the morning but I still have to for some reason. Its like my body generates liquid in my sleep.

[McAK101]

Same exact problem.

[bigmoose171]

yep all the time

[riverboy]

same problem

[llwoahll]

All the time but i wait till it deflates ornif its an emergency ill go in the shower and clean the shower after

[Josh from SoCal]

lol "deflates" Most guys have this same thing in the morning. You do make more urine when you sleep. Your body doesn't shut down just because you are sleeping. :)

The erection opens the path for semen but restricts the path for pee. If you hold it for a few minutes, your boner will go away and you can pee no problem. The whole idea is that you don't pee and shoot at the same time. What a freaking mess THAT would make!

[pjones]

almost every morning my boner leads the way to the bathroom. but i can't pee until it's almost completely soft so it can take a couple of minutes

[Coolguy10890]

Lucky me! If I wake up with a morning boner, I get up out of my bed and in about a minute the boners goes away, and I just go to the bathroom and pee just fine.

[marc_not_mark]

I wake up with boners all the time in the morning but if I don't go to the bathroom right away it goes away in a few minutes and then I can pee no problem.

[fast8]

Yea a lot of us have that issue

[notavailable0000]

sometimes happens to me too

[pedro07]

Same problem

[The captain]

Yes i Need to go to the bathroom really bad aswell in the morning :)

same here...and the problem is hide my boner

[Cook my Sock]

Lucky me! If I wake up with a morning boner, I get up out of my bed and in about a minute the boners goes away, and I just go to the bathroom and pee just fine.

Hahah im the same

[Scottish-Boy]

Yeh i get that most mornings :/

[MrIan]

Same. Morning boners are extremely hard and it's hard to pee............

[IJM99]

Yes, I have to pee when I wake up and have morning wood 90% of the time.

[TimCox]

Sometimes yeah, I really need to go.

[nklarke]

Yeah, sometimes and I`ve to wait some minutes...

[Heyman]

I have the same thing, I just put my underwear on and push it up and no one notices:)

[MrBlueSky]

They're kinda related. When the bladder fills up, it puts pressure on some of the nerves of the penis, exciting it.

[Alex Wagner]

i also just put my boner in the waistband and it is usually gone before i even reach the bathroom

[TheLivingLie]

most of the time

[TheLivingLie]

i also just put my boner in the waistband and it is usually gone before i even reach the bathroom

same here, its just that my mum is always in the bathroom, but she never suspects anything, and she never she's anything.

[Unsolvedmind]

Happens to me also

[sampson]

some how i have managed the art of peeing with a boner... hard to do, but just possible

[irogers707]

My morning wood is usually big enough where it weighs itself down so all I gotta do is do a quick tuck and walk to the bathroom.

[Hermes]

h wood is normal. It is normal to get erections during sleep even if you are not thinking about sex and that extends to waking up with one. I get that too.

If you have the time and want to you can j/o but it will usually go down anyway as you become more fully awake. Certainly that happens for me.

The thing where it is impossible to piss with an erection really only happens when you are close to cumming. The problem is usually trying to get your penis to point into the toilet. If you are desperate to piss before it goes down you can go in the shower where aim does not matter.

[Throwaway24]

yea i have that problem. What i do is sort of start j/o for a little while and then I sort of relax. Then I can go

[johnsmith2]

Yep I'm the same

[Michael_6]

yep!

[Hercules]

That happen to me frequently, there nothing really we can do about it. Its not really a "problem" so don't worry. Just let in calm down.

[Zanman11]

If I have to go to the bathroom in the morning and I have a boner, I use my foreskin to aim the stream down at the bowl... But obviously that only works if you're uncircumcised lol, so hopefully you're uncut or my advice is pretty much useless...

[andyrama13]

same with me!

[ConorM]

Yeah its kinda annoying plus i go to boarding school but usually by the time i get down the hall my boner starts to go down

[Living For Love]

I have the same problem, sometimes I just stay in bed for just some more minutes until it goes away.

[NikosamA98]

All the time.

[Joey.]

Sounds like it's pretty normal :)

[deregisterme]

Quite often have a boner. It's nice when I don't need a pee and can take care of it in other ways!

[kangaroo]

I think every guy has that problem haha my problem is also getting to the bathroom from my room without everyone seeing the massive tent in my boxers haha

[Catholic Guy]

No I have the same problem, I just aim as best as I can and then clean up any misses, then again I don't really need to pee that often in the morning

[hermanthefish]

I have the exact same problem. I have to pee so much, but its really hard (no pun intended) to do so.

[Strelok]

Same here. But the time I make it to the bathroom it's down already.

[Connor.]

I usually wait until it's gone down before I head over to the bathroom, although I'm usually the first person up in my household anyway.

[baejra]

toujours! always!

[Greg1994]

Hahah, I'm the same exact way!

[jcs5943]

Yes its the most annoying thing ever

[The Flash]

I just wait until I get flaccid

[Macman11]

yes have that problem all the time lol.

[Coolguy2067]

I hate that!! i get them every morning! What i do is, I lie across the toilet my dick going straight into it. In that position i pee very easily

[ausley]

Yeah I literally always have to piss in the morning as of the boner I just walk around without hiding it cause my parents don't see me. but if its the morning and im with friends i don't usually care.

[Dark Hatred]

Am I the only one that when you wake up in the morning and you have to go to the bathroom really bad, and you have a serious morning boner its really hard to do that? do you have the same problem?

Yes, I have to exact same problem. It sucks, but just part of life that you have to deal with.

[saltlife2014]

Well when I start to pee it slowly goes down.

[PenzFan1234]

Yea same

[Pittsburgh]

yeah, i have to like angle over the toilet lol

[Splice]

It happens but I wouldn't call it a problem

[Verne]

I have morning erections pretty much every morning. Since I wear pajamas, though, I can't do the tucking thing, so I have to kind of crouch down when moving through the house. Also, on schooldays, I always have to pee right after I eat my breakfast. I drink a mug of milk with my food, but the liquid wouldn't pass through my body that fast.

[Radike]

I need to go straight away but never wake up with a boner