Three Words

[Captain Who]

I haven't seen this on the forum anywhere so I hope I have just been the only one to make the thread.

Basically you have to say three words to make a story for example:

Person 1: One Day there
Person 2: Was an alien

Get it?

I will start

One week ago...

[Tarannosaurus]

during an earthquake

[Meganium]

A man said...

[bloodshot_eyes]

Where is my...

[Tarannosaurus]

daughter. She was...

[teen.jpg]

dead. The earthquake ...

[Charara]

completely destroyed her..

[Melodic]

and she was..

[Tarannosaurus]

suddenly aware of...

[townofsalem59]

banana because he..

[Tarannosaurus]

had a craving...

[Melodic]

for banana splits

[teen.jpg]

and fried chicken

[Tarannosaurus]

so he went...

[karl]

to the local..

[Tarannosaurus]

market. And asked...

[Captain Who]

How much is...

[Meganium]

A box of...

[Tarannosaurus]

chili flavored snails

[Melodic]

The lady said..

[Tarannosaurus]

I'm sorry but...

[Synyster Shadows]

we're all out...

[Tarannosaurus]

however, we have...

[Luminous]

roasted pickle plants

[Tarannosaurus]

so he decided...

[Luminous]

to go with

[wizzz]

The green t-shirt

[Luminous]

that smelled like

[Tarannosaurus]

chili pickled tuna

[stoneflowe96]

into a fountain

[Luminous]

so it was

[Synyster Shadows]

the worst shirt

[Luminous]

he ever bought

[Synyster Shadows]

and he wanted

[Luminous]

to kill the

[Synyster Shadows]

guy who he

[Luminous]

bought the shirt

[Synyster Shadows]

from and then

[Luminous]

he set out

[Synyster Shadows]

to find his

[Luminous]

gun. He planned

[Synyster Shadows]

to hit the

[Melodic]

pillow so he

[Tarannosaurus]

washed the pillowcase

[Synyster Shadows]

in order to

[epicoc]

look like a boss

[Tarannosaurus]

he then creeped

[Synyster Shadows]

to his neighbor's

[Tarannosaurus]

garden and up

[Captain Who]

Water spout. Then...

[Synyster Shadows]

he began to

[Luminous]

load his gun

[Melodic]

and his gun

[Luminous]

was broken! So,

[Melodic]

he grabbed a

[Captain Who]

Dead daughter and

[laurakoller0815]

are you serious :)

[Synyster Shadows]

he decided to

[Captain Who]

Use her as

[Tarannosaurus]

a decoy while

[Synyster Shadows]

he tried to

[Tarannosaurus]

find some more

[Synyster Shadows]

but he failed

[Tarannosaurus]

miserably and needed

[Synyster Shadows]

to buy a

[Tarannosaurus]

roll of sticky

[Luminous]

paper so he

[Tarannosaurus]

went to a

[Synyster Shadows]

paper factory and

[LouBerry]

instead bought fruit

[Synyster Shadows]

from an alien

[Luminous]

who had diseases

[Synyster Shadows]

so he decided

[Tarannosaurus]

his only option

[Synyster Shadows]

was to go

[Tarannosaurus]

and find a

[Synyster Shadows]

tree that was

[Tarannosaurus]

56.8 metres tall

[Marek1]

but he never

[Tarannosaurus]

remembered to put

[Marek1]

his hand to

[Luminous]

the tree bark

[Marek1]

and that made

[ksdnfkfr]

the tree turn

[Marek1]

out to be

[Tarannosaurus]

a highly toxic

[Melodic]

blow up tree

[Tarannosaurus]

suddenly the tree

[Synyster Shadows]

started to rumble

[Tarannosaurus]

and spout lemonade

[sqishy]

which was acidic

[Tarannosaurus]

and burned through

[Synyster Shadows]

his skin so

[Tarannosaurus]

he rushed to

[Synyster Shadows]

a pond and

[Ifxzzy]

took a bath

[Synyster Shadows]

but he didn't

[Tarannosaurus]

realise it contained

[ksdnfkfr]

hundreds of leaches

[Tarannosaurus]

the leaches were

[Starling City]

disgusting and contained

[Tarannosaurus]

some very radioactive

[Pittsburgh]

nuts and berries

[Tarannosaurus]

which were slightly

[Pittsburgh]

soft and cold

[Tarannosaurus]

and warm and

[Pittsburgh]

fuzzy.but oddly

[Captain Who]

They were alive

[Synyster Shadows]

and then when

[BebeFleur.]

the fog cleared

[Synyster Shadows]

he found that

[Captain Who]

The man gobbler