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manulova4lyf
August 13th, 2013, 04:36 PM
orite lads and lasses, roger from noocastle ere just wana ask a few questins about whether im doin this rite or wrong lol.

wen im avin a five knuckle shuffle i sumtimes like to shove sumfink up my bum hole for example a brush or a plunga, now i know this sounds stupid like but i swear its true, the plunga dont go all the way in tho like it only goes about quarter way be4 i gotta take it oot again.

now thats not the last of my bating probs because i was stuck in a dilerama before concernin my friends and a sleepova, i will explain it now. basicaly when i was a wee lad, maybe abot 14 me an my crew was havin a lads night in, watchin the babe station, drinkin some cider an tha, bu one thing that stands out about tha night is that my crew an i got into somfink we will neva forget.

david, one of my crew membas said that he read somewhere that its normal for boys to experimeant in sleepovas and that we should try, everyone said yes but i was hesitant becuz i dont wanna sound like a hemo you kno, im a masculine man ya know. so when they wuz getting it down, or up i should say, i felt left out so i decided that it was time to get me kit off and join in, an it felt ruddy fantastic it did. only problem was tha the floor needed cleanin afterwards and that one of tha crew put up pics of us on the internet, it wuz a lil embarassing but whatevs.

so anyway is it normal to have been through the experiences i hav? :what:

RatchetRochelle
August 13th, 2013, 04:41 PM
Thats pretty normal. Me and some of the girls like to get together every once in a while.We have some alcohol, some girlie mags and pictures of Harry Syles ofcourse!!!! Well anyway back on topic. We do like to have a little stick in the rabbit hole if you catch my drift. Just because your masculine doesnt mean you cant experiment. But if you didnt want pictures up then you should have said. What did you guys wear? I need to know everythign for when i get a boyfriend (probably harry styles)

manulova4lyf
August 13th, 2013, 04:43 PM
we wuz wearin our man u kits, we all came back from a ruddy good match between man u an liverpool an i tell ya it was tense becuz my bum hairs were all sweaty like. after we took our kits off we just chucked em and wore eachothers clothes it wuz a right laugh aye. harry styles is a rite benda by the way why dont you go for someone more masculine such as boy george?

RatchetRochelle
August 13th, 2013, 04:45 PM
Dont even say that about harry styles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harry is my future hubby. I have a full fan club who will kill you if you say that to them. And what do guys wear normally? Like during the day and at night? Even when they sleep and all that?

manulova4lyf
August 13th, 2013, 04:47 PM
oi lass you say that to me face ill give you a glasgow kiss ya cheeky lil cunt. an normally i wear me man u shirt wiv some shorts, all i wear is me man u shirt, sometimes an adidas t-shirt but always shorts. at nite i just go naked to bed it feels propa nice

RatchetRochelle
August 13th, 2013, 04:51 PM
Im from the Glasgow Slums and I'll be damned if some english twat thinks hes better than me and harry and eww naked at night do all guys sleep like this!?!?!?!?

manulova4lyf
August 13th, 2013, 04:53 PM
u wot m8? fackin cheeky tart il fuckin lay you in. sorry i got anger problems thats why im a football fan. anywee naw lass not all of us sleep like that, only the true hardmen like urs truly. nuffink feels betta than the feeling of yer nob on the bedsheets. true that.

Harry Smith
August 13th, 2013, 04:56 PM
I don't even know what this is, it's gone from storytelling to abuse to troll, this has no purpose :locked: