Anti Jokes

[Realisticality]

I couldn't think of anywhere else to put this. Hopefully it's in the right place.

Anyway, I love anti jokes, because I have a cruel sense of humor. Post yours here!

Mine:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.

Yo mama's so fat she's in the hospital and we're all very concerned for her.

These are not meant to be offensive in any way. :)

[conniption]

Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.