The Most Fun, Funniest Ways to Come Out Of The Closet

[Luminous]

Haven't come out yet? Or maybe you just want to tell your grandma? Or your best friend? This is the place to be!
The list below is a compilation of all the greatest ways to come out of the closet. The list was started by me, xXPrincessXx (Hannah) but I want anyone and everyone - no matter the orientation - to post other crazy ways to announce just how ~fab~ you are!
When adding reasons, please read the last post before you to make sure you number yours correctly. Especially while the thread is shorter, just a few pages, please try not to double post a reason, but it's alright if you do, not on purpose. You may post any number of ideas.

1. Come out of the closet, literally. Get into a closet, and walk out of it, announcing your orientation.
2. Bake a cake. Take icing and write on it "I'm gay" (or whatever else you want to say)
3. Have a surprise party. (You could make that cake!!)
4. Make a popup card, the popup being "I'm gay" (There are lots of simple tutorials online!)
5. Draw a picture of a same sex couple kissing, and caption it: "Yay! I'm gay!"

[eXos7]

Strip down, paint yourself the Rainbow Flag, and walk by your parents. If they say something just be like, Hush Bitch, I'm being FABULOUS.

[jayyy-lmao]

7. If you have siblings/family members of the opposite sex who are talking about some actor of you sex who is hot, or they say they'd totally shag him just be like "Yeah me too. Oh I'm gay. Surprise."
8. Get in a conversation about crushes with your friend. Have them try and guess who it is, odds are they'll list off names of the opposite gender. Just say "They're all the wrong gender"

[teen.jpg]

Put on a musical production of you dancing to the song "I'm Coming Out" painted in rainbow colors.

[NitoJuanito]

10. Walk in the front door and just yell "Honey, I'm gaayy!"

[TapDancer]

11. Hey Mum! Guess what, you don't have to worry about me getting any teenage girls pregnant! :D Guess why!

[Luminous]

12. "I have a new favorite color Mooooooom!!! Rainbow! Also I'm going to a gay pride parade dressed as a gay person! What do you mean I'm not dressed up? I *am* a gay person!"

[Danny.Robertson]

13.Invite your friend over to your house and pretend you are stuck in the closet. Make them pull you out after you have painted the word I'm gay on your face with rainbow paint.
14. Dress up as a unicorn and run around the house/street/town/county shouting 'Watch out, gay person coming through'

[NikosamA98]

15. Do a reunion with the people you want to tell and start talking about young teen parents. Start crying like if there was no tomorrow and when everyone thinks you got a girl pregnant...BAM! Start dancing fabulously with pink dancers coming from the doors and fabulous music and pull out your shirt so they so they can see in your chest: Im Gay Woohooo!. Then everybody starts dancing perfectly coreographed in a random flashmob scene with fabulous police officers and firemans. At the end, Morgan Freeman gives a speech and you dissapear in a rainbow smoke
Se me va de las manos XD
(A expression my friends and i use to say "I lose the control of the situation" haha)

[ovoxo23]

Strip down, paint yourself the Rainbow Flag, and walk by your parents. If they say something just be like, Hush Bitch, I'm being FABULOUS.

XD ROFL LOL I DIED! That is perfect bro! :D

[Luminous]

15. Do a reunion with the people you want to tell and start talking about young teen parents. Start crying like if there was no tomorrow and when everyone thinks you got a girl pregnant...BAM! Start dancing fabulously with pink dancers coming from the doors and fabulous music and pull out your shirt so they so they can see in your chest: Im Gay Woohooo!. Then everybody starts dancing perfectly coreographed in a random flashmob scene with fabulous police officers and firemans. At the end, Morgan Freeman gives a speech and you dissapear in a rainbow smoke
Se me va de las manos XD
(A expression my friends and i use to say "I lose the control of the situation" haha)

omg. just yes.

16. "Ok listen Mom here's why I need birth control-"
"Girl's who aren't sexually active don't need the pill."
"I am sexually active but I don't want the pill cause Imight get preggo cause I'm gay it's just I have really bad periods-"
"WAIT WHAT? oh."
17. Date a same sex person named Casey. Tell your family all about how awesome your partner is for weeks without mentioning gender. Introduce them to Casey finally.

[Unsubscribed]

18. Get involved in a Color Run. In the end take a picture and text it or put it somewhere for all the people you want to come out to and say "All my favorite colors".

Idk, crappy? Lol

[the_j_man]

19: Get your boyfriend and just get you parents together and start making out right there in front of them...

I don't even know. lol

[Trace]

You (To a whomever): You wanna see a magic trick?
Whomever: Sure.
You: Poof.
Whomever: What happened?
You: I teleported out of the closet.

[Magnus Bane]

get everyone that you want to tell in the same room.

kid: I'll be right back, wait here.
*goes up stairs to let his boyfriend in the window*

Boyfriend: okay ready?
Kid: yes.
*they walk down the stairs and through them room*
Parents: Now what is it that you want honey?
Kid: We have to go outside.
*they all leave to go outside*
kid: I want you all to see this because it is important to me.
*kid gets farther into the yard with his boyfriend and then his friends start to come into the yard.*
Kid: Hit it!
*His friend turns on same love karaoke version by macklemore and they act out the video with dance and singing*
Kid: This is what i wanted to show you.
*with everyone in awe the kid leaves the yard. Then comes home later to eat and his parents are smiling and what not.*

[DreamCatcher]

Get a horse, and dress up 1920s style. Gallop up to your parents/friends ect and shout: "Quite frankly dear, I don't give a damn! I'm a queer!" And gallop off into the sunset with a gay pride flag flying behind you.

[Bougainvillea]

Ask whoever you want to tell if they want to see a magic trick and write I'm gay on every card and hold them upside down so they can pull one out, and when they give their reaction JUST THROW THE CARDS UP IN THE AIR AND YELL "IT'S MAGIC!"

[chargersfan]

Walk up to your friend/family with a handheld mirror looking at your reflection, say "That's so gay." And when they say what is you spread your arms and say, "me."

[Luminous]

I guess no more numbers lol.
Grab your same sex partner and start humping each other in front of your family

[Trace]

I guess no more numbers lol.
Grab your same sex partner and start humping each other in front of your family

Seems a bit direct doesn't it? O:

[CharlieHorse]

Go into a closet, come out naked.

[DepartInSecret]

Hire a Skywriter to spell out I AM GAY and then point it out to people and say just thought I should tell you.