Jerking in bed

[Gmw12]

Am I like the only person that can't do this? I get cum like everywhere so I don't jerk in bed because I don't want to have to worry about the mess. I try to cum onto my stomach but It doesn't always go where I aim haha

[Jevon]

Lol that sucks I usually get mine on mine body

[Gmw12]

Mine pretty much always does but then when I move it like runs down my chest and stomach onto my sheets which is not what I want to happen lol

[From Chris]

Yeah i usually land on my stomach :)

[Jasperf]

I always get my cum on my stomach area ,
Or maybe one squirt on the sheets

[Gmw12]

Maybe ill just roll up a shirt or something and put it on my stomach so that all the cum stays on the shirt

[asldkfjgh]

I normally just keep like an old t-shirt next to me or a towel to clean up the mess, maybe that might hlep.

[Gmw12]

Yeah thanks ill try it and let you know how I make out lol

[Gmw12]

I normally just keep like an old t-shirt next to me or a towel to clean up the mess, maybe that might hlep.

This worked well enough for me haha. I just need to find a place to hide this shirt now

[Pontiac67]

Hi Gnw12
Try putting your hand on right in front of your penis right before you cum, so you block you cum from shooting all over. If your erect sticks straight up try bending it down to your body right bedore you cum.. Hope this helps

[sdude]

I jurst make sure I wash the shirt once in a while...or It gets pretty smelly...lol but it has a lot of stains.

[NeuroTiger]

Mine pretty much always does but then when I move it like runs down my chest and stomach onto my sheets which is not what I want to happen lol

I mostly (~90%) get mine on my chest but it often happens that it, 'unfortunately' lands elsewhere. That's a total mess to clean...omg

[FroBro16]

Yeah I would use like an old rag or towel or something to catch it if it starts running down towards my bed or just cum in the rag

[Hermes]

Mine pretty much always does but then when I move it like runs down my chest and stomach onto my sheets which is not what I want to happen lol

In that case I'd keep whatever you will use to wipe up (towel, tissues, toilet paper) right next to you so you can grab it and wipe without having to move.

[Gmw12]

Yeah I think paper towels would be easier cuz I could just throw them away instead of having to get the shirt that's covered in cum stains lol

[DanteZombie]

I lay on my side and put a towel down. When I try to make it hit my body it never works (my aim is weird lol)

[GeorgeBoy]

in bed and toilet

[Allain1996]

When I move it like runs down my chest and stomach onto my sheets which is not what I want to happen lol

Yeah, that's exactly what happens to me.

Maybe ill just roll up a shirt or something and put it on my stomach so that all the cum stays on the shirt

And that's the solution I was going to suggest! I've been laying an old shirt that I grew out of across my stomach/chest for months. Works every time without fail, and then magically disappears under my bed! ;)

[Gmw12]

Yeah I guess if I ever have to much trouble I always have my toilet haha

[Seth.]

What I do is lay whatever I'm going to cum into next to me in bed. Then when I'm starting to orgasm, I roll onto my side and cum into the rag or washcloth. I kind of curl into a fetal position while I'm cumming and my penis is only about an inch away from what I'm cumming into, so the cum goes nowhere except into the rag/cloth. I find that being in this position gives me a much more intense orgasm too. Maybe that requires too much dexterity for some, but it's mainly the way I've always done it. When I'm finished, all I have to do is wipe a little bit of cum off the tip of my penis.

[The captain]

mostly shoot on my smotach or t shirt or sometimes towell paper

[jaycee.broham]

I used to j/o in bed when i was younger. But now, i sit on my toilet. :3

[ThisGuyKnows]

Like mist people are saying, I usually get it on my stomach. Though I had a problem once where it shot into my face.... :l

[Silicate Wielder]

I usually just cum onto my body.

[answers-101]

Am I like the only person that can't do this? I get cum like everywhere so I don't jerk in bed because I don't want to have to worry about the mess. I try to cum onto my stomach but It doesn't always go where I aim haha

i catch mine in the palm of ma hand, it takes a while to master the skill though lol.

[chelsea99]

Am I like the only person that can't do this? I get cum like everywhere so I don't jerk in bed because I don't want to have to worry about the mess. I try to cum onto my stomach but It doesn't always go where I aim haha
im the same aha

[centropede]

Hah, same here, thats why i do it in shower :)

[Teen Titan]

Why don't you get have a piece of tissue on hand and cum into that. I is clean and easy to dispose and hide

[Lodan]

I don't do it in bed because I worry about my bed moving and making too much noise (paranoid). But I do if no-one is around so I can take my time and I always catch the mess with white boxer briefs

[pmpsj96]

Use a Kleenex to clean up

[The_Hunger_Games]

I just deal with the mess

[MattPainter]

Use a tissue or a sock

[mathew.mathew11]

I cum into my stomach too but when I get up to clean it gets all over the place hahaha. Gets me mad sometimes lol

[riverboy]

I will use a used towel, dirty underwear or even a dirty white sock to clean myself off. Then I toss it into the dirty clothes.

[Ruairi]

Yea man the key to doing this is to have something on hand such as a cloth or paper towel because if you don't then you may have to create a soggy sock

[hihowisitgoin]

It usually lands on my stomach

[Ruairi]

It usually lands on my stomach

Good aim sir! I applaud you and your penis aiming skills, Well done! Well done indeed!:yeah:

[gladiator528]

I cum into a sock to avoid the mess.

[JamieDelRey]

My dicks too big to aim onto my stomach so it just squirts up and goes everywger

[Ruairi]

My dicks too big to aim onto my stomach so it just squirts up and goes everywger

Not sure if serious or trying to show off:rolleyes:

[Kjack31]

I have the same problem

[Ruairi]

I have the same problem

Always have something on hand to clean up, you can also use it to cover the tip of your penis so it won't go everywhere :)

[lumberturd]

I only get the cum on my stomach

[AbyssalLight7]

I have allergy problems so I can un-suspiciously keep a box of tissues in my bed, when I get close I wrap a tissue around my "head" in such a way it all goes inside. No mess!

[Destroyeroftissue]

just do it part of the fun

[Jarretmadden1234]

I normally just lay whatever I'm going to cum on next to me so when I cum it's right there so I roll over to my side and hold the rag in my hand and cum on it.

[ComfortableInChaos]

I try and cum into my hand or onto something when I know I'm gonna shoot my load. Try and aim at like some kind of tissue so its easy to clean up.

I have allergy problems so I can un-suspiciously keep a box of tissues in my bed, when I get close I wrap a tissue around my "head" in such a way it all goes inside. No mess!

I do too bro haha XDDD

[curiouse97]

dude just put an old T shirt over it when you do it.

[Laquifa]

I normally just keep like an old t-shirt next to me or a towel to clean up the mess, maybe that might hlep.

Pretty much that. Cover yourself down there with a towel or something similar, and you won't have as large a mess to clean up.

[MyNameIs.]

It mostly gets on my stumach but I just wipe it away with a tissue :o

[wishfulthinker]

yup i use whats on the floor

[ksdnfkfr]

This is helpful info :)

[neboy]

i land on my stomach and clean up with tissue

[Envy.]

I always go in my hand (but normally I jerk in the shower)

[Grisham]

I prefer in the bathroom ahah

[TommyTom]

There are two Solutions either have something to clean up afterwards and find a way to mostly shoot on ur Body!
Or have something like a sock that prevent it from Shooting too far also if u only jerk of with one Hand u can use toilet paper or what ever to hold it over the Penis so it only shoots there!! Have fun!

[The_furry_fish]

It's normal, everyone has different preferences

[Buckeyefan11]

I just let it land on me in bed

[Lodan]

I either cum onto myself, which I don't care about to be honest because I clean it up, or sometimes try and use tissue

[TOD0156]

I usually have a towel and wipe it off. I have to wash it later.

[McAK101]

This worked well enough for me haha. I just need to find a place to hide this shirt now

Don't worry about hiding it, just throw it with the dirty clothes and it'll get washed!

[kylem]

mostly mine gets on my stomach and chest mostly. just have a towel with you so that you can clean it up easier is all.

[Chase_57]

I do it in bed, but everyone has their preferences.

[gibby3200]

lol no every time i jerk off in bed and don't put a tissue over it, i usually end up shooting a little on my sheets.

[justin6969]

i wank in bed, usually goes on my stomach or chest

[Ammyneac]

I never do it on the bed, my parents will find out.

[MendezRider]

Ugh, goodness gracious know, having no bin in my room, I'd have to make a cross house trek to dispose of it, all the while the odour of semen wafts through the house. Then there's the worry's of hair going all in the bed, the mess on the sheets and even if I had a bin, well, dried musky cum tissues is not what I want my room to smell like. just do it on the toilet. Easy to dispose. no mess no fuss.

[goodboy321]

love jerking in bed. do it daily

[meow101]

I wouldn't know, i've never tried...

[Keyboardwarrior95]

Yeah, pretty much every night.....

Sorry about the detail here.....

I find it is easy to wank in bed without getting cum anywhere but on your chest, just stop when you feel orgasm coming on, aim and pull in like usual (weird right...) no mess, no awkward questions from parents!

Again sorry about the detail.... :/

[Liam TWB]

You could try covering the end with something like old towel, shirt, boxers or whatever and cum straight into that. You just need to do your own laundry lol.

[Liopliop]

dont like doing it in bed bc of the mess

[ecota580]

I cum on my bed I don't care about the mess

[Dennis Chaney]

I usually just cum on the shirt I'm wearing lol

[iChrisbtv96]

i do it in by bed, but i'm not messy

[vladpryde]

I'm not a big fan of jacking off in bed. 99% of the time, I do it on my recliner, and ALWAYS with a towel draped over the chair where I sit, because I'm naked while masturbating, and I don't want to get sweat or other fluids on my chair.

If I do it in bed, however, I usually find that laying on my left side (I'm right-handed) increases my orgasm, especially if I cock my left leg towards my stomach just a bit. Or, I'll sit on the edge of my bed and cum on my carpet. But I haven't done that in a while, and I can't remember if I aimed specifically for something. If I did, it was most likely my hand. But honestly: when in the throes of orgasm, anything's possible!

[DeletedAccount]

haha yeah, sometimes it isn't easy to aim :lol:
but normally my bed is like the #1 place I choose to jerk off.

[Flying apple]

I jerk off in bed loads of times, and yes, it gets messy, I just wipe it away, when I really blow my load, it is real annoying

[nick666]

I don't really have that problem but maybe have something like a towel and cover your dick right before you cum so it doesn't go everywhere. Hope this helps

[Heyman]

I also have the same probolem, so I just put a towl under me so I don't mess :)

[joshylandon]

I usually cum onto my chest but when I'm really horny my cum flies everywhere and make a big mess. I'll just have to get over it and clean my bed as much as possible. There are cum stain on my bed sheet so I think my parents know I masturbate but who cares, I'm a teen :)

[cant_stop18]

Yeah just use a towel or something

[Seth Green]

I never have them problem, but then again I've only barely started puberty and don't really properly cum yet.

[Luis_]

i always masturbate laying down in my bed! Although i can't squirt a far distances I keep the sheets clean

[MrIan]

Sometimes I cum on a towel to avoid the mess. But no matter how it gets on my boxers and....kinda sucks.

[johnsmith2]

It's the best start to my day when I wake up with a boner!

[Throwaway24]

Sorry dont have this problem. Use a old towel or something. That got to work

[brybry5]

Yea.... What I do is I just keep a "happy rag" (a washcloth I always cum into) under my bed and before I masturbate I always whip out my happy rag! But make sure to wash it so that it doesn't get all gross!

[Tdogzz96]

I normally just keep like an old t-shirt next to me or a towel to clean up the mess, maybe that might hlep.

Exact same

[SillyShyGuy]

I like to be on my bed too. My cum usually lands on my belly and chest. If it is not sticky, then it slides down. I always have an old shirt that I use to wipe away the mess.

[Lotie]

I wipe it off with my boxers usually

[dazzawazza]

Am I like the only person that can't do this? I get cum like everywhere so I don't jerk in bed because I don't want to have to worry about the mess. I try to cum onto my stomach but It doesn't always go where I aim haha


Sounds like that you like making a mess. I like to j/o lying down i aim for my stomach if if i miss i just clean up.

[Aleks96]

I usually aim for my belly and use a tissue afterwards to clean up.

[RavleIncarnate]

Always I cum onto my pecs or abs, except once into my hair. Made one helll of a mess, cuz my hair's almost 12 cm long, and that's after a cut. Dyed black with green and purple streaks.

[charliebaltimore]

Am I like the only person that can't do this? I get cum like everywhere so I don't jerk in bed because I don't want to have to worry about the mess. I try to cum onto my stomach but It doesn't always go where I aim haha

most of the time when i wank, i do it in bed, it's just the best. cleaning up the mess can be a problem, especially when it's one in the morning and your tired, do i tend to wank with a condom on. It means you don't need to worry about the mess, and you can pull the covers over you without splattering them with cum. give it a try, it feels amazing :)

[Coolguy2067]

I always try to come on myself, because of the mess too.

[hockeyfan]

I do it

[casperathome]

I share a room with my stepbro. Usually I J/O into a sock if he's sleeping in the room. If he's not there I jerk into Kleenex or T/P. Sometimes a undershirt and throw it in the wash.

[Catholic Guy]

I use a pair of old boxers to catch it then there is no mess

[AlexOnToast]

emmm well I dont really cum , just a few waterey squirts O.o but i like doing it in bed but on the sofa or in the bath is better

[kiwiteen]

Yumm
All those crusty cum rags ,boxers and sheets. LOL

[thatboykevin]

i usually shoot onto my chest and use an old t shirt

[Fireangel]

Not a big deal , you don't need to worry about the mess ,since i do this i never get caught

Really?... Where and how do you j/o.

[Fireangel]

I usually cum onto my chest but when I'm really horny my cum flies everywhere and make a big mess. I'll just have to get over it and clean my bed as much as possible. There are cum stain on my bed sheet so I think my parents know I masturbate but who cares, I'm a teen :)

I am agree with you.

[Fireangel]

I never have them problem, but then again I've only barely started puberty and don't really properly cum yet.

Wonderful.

[Fireangel]

Sounds like that you like making a mess. I like to j/o lying down i aim for my stomach if if i miss i just clean up.

Good idea.

[Fireangel]

I do it

Can you cum a lot ?

[Fireangel]

emmm well I dont really cum , just a few waterey squirts O.o but i like doing it in bed but on the sofa or in the bath is better

Lucky kid, Not really mess.

[askingalex12]

Just use a sock man. No mess, and easy to hide. Haha

[ElliotJ]

^^ socks work really well ^^ also just have some tissues handy

[Baileyy]

Master your weapon, nothing much else can be said. :P

[mww113]

Master your weapon, nothing much else can be said. :P

I second this. I've never found that particular activity to be problematic ;).

[daniel 2014]

I can usually land on my stomach. But some times it sprays like everywhere, although very early. Sometimes it will hit me in the face haha. Try cumming into your hand or an old shirt or a sock. Hope this helps.

[chrisawesome]

Ha ha, me too! But I usually put a towel under me and try to wait for my erection to get a little soft before I go in for the geyser. If I don't, my erection is so stiff, I can barely aim it. Usually I will aim straight up and hope it hits my abs.

[Just Sayin]

need to work on your aim then lol

[Hockeyman97]

I jerk in Bed and when I am with a friend and really horny I get cum everywhere. I do my best to clean it lol

[Bull]

You could do what I do at church camp--put a sock over it and catch the cum. It's not great, but works. At home, it's my bed, if it flies everywhere it flies. Usually lands on my body. Oh, I do my own laundry.

[digzchickz]

i usually keep paper towels or tissues around, because yeah unless i cum right into something, i cant really control where i cum... i know a couple of times i have done it standing at the toilet, and i miss the toilet lol.

[Evenflow1996]

I always try to have a tissue handy. I have enough control that I haven't had any issues making a mess.

[Bull]

i usually keep paper towels or tissues around, because yeah unless i cum right into something, i cant really control where i cum... i know a couple of times i have done it standing at the toilet, and i miss the toilet lol.

Yeah, I've tried that and had the same result.

[briefsboy]

Mine pretty much always does but then when I move it like runs down my chest and stomach onto my sheets which is not what I want to happen lol

same here. The only annoying thing is when it shoots onto my face or over my head.

[Emerald Dream]

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