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Ninako
July 15th, 2013, 01:32 AM
OK, recently my cat Kinamo has been odd lately...she use to follow around me everywhere and hiss at anyone that wasn't me. She's a mama's girl I suppose, but for the past few weeks she's been acting strange and hanging around my brother more than me.

One time I couldn't find her in the house and my brother and I were home alone. So we ended up finding her in his laundry sniffing his underwear...he was totally embarassed by the time we entered his closet where his laundry pile was just dying to get washed.

Anyways, she kept on sniffing his underwear and meowing and THEN...THEN she literally began humping my brother's leg. He freaked out and tried to get her off him, but she would not budge at all. I then had to literally go out in the backyard, climb the fence and snag some catnip.

Once I came back with the catnip Kinamo was already ripping my brother's board shorts off and she even chewed and tore his underwear. I eventually got her entranced by the catnip in my hand and basically got her back in her cage which we haven't used for her in a whole year.

My brother was staring at me with a "awkward..." look and well...anyone out there with cats that seem to want a relationship with a human? xd It's just so strange for me to see her act this way and I thought she's gone bonkers at the time. I think she's OK right now since she hasn't seeked out my brother and she's been hanging with me and have been snooping around my albums...

Bilbo Baggins
July 31st, 2013, 09:37 PM
Probally cumin in his underwear. Cat thought about mating. Simple

Trace
July 31st, 2013, 09:39 PM
Probally cumin in his underwear. Cat thought about mating. Simple

I highly doubt the cat was coming after his cum. Even though that may seem likely with the underwear sniffing I don't think that cat wanted human semen.

LouBerry
July 31st, 2013, 09:52 PM
I highly doubt the cat was coming after his cum. Even though that may seem likely with the underwear sniffing I don't think that cat wanted human semen.

Yeah that's highly unlikely, I don't know what to tell you, though. :/

Troy35216
July 31st, 2013, 09:52 PM
let me make sure I understand. the cat was stalking your bro for a while, sniffing his underwear and then the FEMALE cat humped his leg, something even male cats are not known for doing. He couldn't pull her off so you ran outside where you just happened to have catnip growing, climbed a fence to pick some catnip and came back to find the cat tearing your brother's clothes off, I suppose to rape him....and you saved the day by luring the cat away with catnip. Is that what you're saying?

I have read some wacky stuff on here that I suspected was made up but I always said to myself, "well you never know, maybe it could happen" but this is the biggest bunch of shit I've ever seen.

cat's don't get horny cuz they smell human sperm. cat's go into heat when they're ovulating.