Peeing in Funny Directions

[ForeverTwelve]

I just went to the bathroom, and started to pee, and the normal stream went straight into the toilet, but a second stream went to the side all over my leg, and the floor. I would expect this after masturbating, but I haven't beat off in a few days, and I've showered since then. Plus I just peed normally a few hours ago, and hundreds of times before that. This happened a couple of months ago, too. What the heck is going on?

[TapDancer]

Um, this could happen if you have a foreskin?

[ForeverTwelve]

I'm circumcised.

[Nomad_X]

usually means your peehole isn't completely open and a lil stream goes off to the side. it could also be caused by a hair sticking there, a piece of lint sticking there from undies etc. It's perfectly normal.

[sdude]

Yeah, it happens man, I can usually pull my head open a bit and get it free from whatever is sticking to make that happen, but it can get a little messy...just wipe it up man so your mom doesn't think you are having a pee fight with a friend...lol

[ForeverTwelve]

So nothing wrong? Good. Thanks guys. I hate puberty.

[HockeyLovesMe]

it happens to me all the time to i just pinch my head till it goes normal

[photojared]

it happens

[LunarScorpio]

AS has been said, this is caused generally by either the hole being partially closed. This happens after dehydration, because there is little water in your urine, so it can get a little sticky and stick together..

Or more commonly, some small thread like item or hair is blocking the stream.

Nothing to be worried about unless it happens for a very, very long time, and in sore.

Seek medical attention if the above is true

[riverboy]

It happens to me and after I am done I wipe the haed and all is good.