Strange eBay Auctions

[cybertribes]

Anyone seen any good ebay auctions lately? Check these out.
Ad Space on Safe-Way-Chicken-White Varicose Veiny Legs
Item number: 5599749652
URL - http://cgi.ebay.com/Ad-Space-on-Safe-Way-Chicken-White-Varicose-Veiny-Legs_W0QQitemZ5599749652QQcategoryZ1469QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItem

#2 Time Travel Realized - The Future is Now ! Watch This!
Unreal ! Lifetime 100 Times Your money Back Guarantee ! Item number: 5600036042

URL - http://cgi.ebay.com/Time-Travel-Realized-The-Future-is-Now-Watch-This_W0QQitemZ5600036042QQcategoryZ1468QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItem

[nwshc]

Now cyber, why the hell did you post a copy of this in the chat forum?

[Anonymous]

he thought it was creative the way he described it...lol idk

[-_-rise-against-_-]

aha those are sum wierd ones