View Full Version : 'Catching' Cum fail
Dude1
June 16th, 2013, 05:33 PM
Have u ever cumed more that you thought or your cum shot out more than you though? What do u do to clean it up then? I run to the toilet and quickly clean up so I don't get any on my clothes lol :D.
Howareyou
June 16th, 2013, 05:44 PM
I always cum into toilet paper, so no clean up necessary!!!
imcoolbro
June 16th, 2013, 05:45 PM
i just keep tissues in front of my penis.
Ariesboy
June 16th, 2013, 05:46 PM
Lol to solve that I j'o in the nude
DMan98
June 16th, 2013, 05:49 PM
I jerk off nude and just let it hit my chest/neck area and wipe it up with a tissue.
Ethan15
June 16th, 2013, 05:59 PM
Tissues
pyropilot1668
June 17th, 2013, 12:30 AM
Underwear
Silicate Wielder
June 17th, 2013, 02:07 AM
I just swallow it. (I try and suck on it right before I orgasm)
Fanta_Lover44
June 17th, 2013, 02:13 AM
I mostly use tissues, sometimes old underwear
Swagging god
June 17th, 2013, 03:45 AM
Towels or I try to aim for my chest , but sometimes it just happens in my boxers in both instances I wipe it up with my fingers and/or a rag/towel
Abyssal Echo
June 17th, 2013, 03:52 AM
I jo nude cum in my hand eat it then wash my hands.
justinglives
June 17th, 2013, 03:55 AM
i just keep tissues in front of my penis.
Same here unless im feeling really randy or i doin it w somebody else. Then just let it fly and clean up w a towel.
danny_13
June 17th, 2013, 07:48 AM
I always keep tissues in my dick. So i can avoid that
johnsmith1
June 17th, 2013, 08:23 AM
I use tissues, but have on occasion not had enough, soaked the tissues, and yes had to make a dash for the bathroom
vit1co06
June 17th, 2013, 02:08 PM
Lol to solve that I j'o in the nude
same here .
Jevon
June 17th, 2013, 02:11 PM
I am usually not wearing anything so I won't have to worry about it getting on my clothes....I have got it on my clothes before I was like well fuck my life...but anyways and I just use a tissue to clean it up
denisss
June 17th, 2013, 02:14 PM
yep, that happened to me. just cummed more than I expected and the desk was pretty messy afterwards :) had to clean it with paper tissue..
usually I use tissues to catch the cum or lick it off my hand. my best friend came pretty hard once so I had trouble swallowing. that was unexpected!
digzchickz
June 17th, 2013, 04:20 PM
i usually have a tissue ready but sometimes i let it fly, once it hit my chin, a couple of times i was standing at the toilet and overshot lol.
tovaris
June 17th, 2013, 04:21 PM
yes a few times
Pontiac67
June 17th, 2013, 11:56 PM
Most of the time I am nude and just let it shoot out, kind of like seeing it shoot out.. and just clean it up with a tissue
Dude1
June 19th, 2013, 11:32 AM
I wouldn't want to eat my cum personally lol
jaxian rhyder
June 19th, 2013, 11:43 AM
I run to the sink and wash it down the drain
JRwulf64
June 19th, 2013, 07:33 PM
If i came more then i expected at that point it would already be on my sheets or clothes
Altiier
June 19th, 2013, 07:40 PM
I just swallow it. (I try and suck on it right before I orgasm)
You can self-suck?? GAUD I am jealous! Jk but really I wish I could do that. :D
Silicate Wielder
June 19th, 2013, 07:55 PM
You can self-suck?? GAUD I am jealous! Jk but really I wish I could do that. :D
I don't do it often, otherwise my back will start to hurt
sdude
June 19th, 2013, 08:06 PM
Yeah, I discovered soon after I started shooting, the more I was worried about where it was going to fly, the less I could really enjoy the great feeling it is to shoot...Now I just let it fly and clean it up later....
Hermes
June 20th, 2013, 10:14 AM
i usually have a tissue ready but sometimes i let it fly, once it hit my chin, a couple of times i was standing at the toilet and overshot lol.
That was the most spectacular miss for me too. I don't usually do it at the toilet but on this occasion it was the only place I had privacy. When I shot it went on the cistern, the wall and the floor and hardly any in the bowl.
Most of the time I am nude and just let it shoot out, kind of like seeing it shoot out.. and just clean it up with a tissue
Me too. Mostly I do it on my back, in bed naked, or at least with my shirt off, let it shoot onto my chest/stomach and then wipe up afterwards. The force and distance vary from one time to another but that's a pretty big area so it rarely goes beyond that and I don't have to concentrate on aiming which I find is a slight distraction from the pleasure. I also like that I get to watch the fountain and feel the warm splashes as it lands on my skin.
jaxian rhyder
June 20th, 2013, 10:20 AM
You can self-suck?? GAUD I am jealous! Jk but really I wish I could do that. :D
Its actually astonishingly easy rollon to ur back and pull ur legs above ur head at this pt ur penis should be around ur face area then lettr fly:D:yummy:
swimBoy
June 20th, 2013, 11:30 AM
I sometimes catch it with a sock or tissue so there's not much mess, If I let it shoot I'll get naked so my cloths stay clean then clean up with tissues or sock.
warriorofthewater12
June 22nd, 2013, 01:54 AM
I just use a tissue to clean it up.
chrisawesome
June 22nd, 2013, 02:05 AM
I jack off naked too so it doesnt get on my clothes. I aim it on my chest then abs and if that is drenched, I'll aim for my mouth; thats a good emergency trash can
Beltway
November 13th, 2013, 08:35 PM
I jack off nude and i wait till the last second and get tissues to catch it.
Elysium
November 13th, 2013, 08:37 PM
Honestly. Please stop posting in threads that have been inactive for more than two months. :locked:
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