Ask A Crazy What-If Question to TUBU (The User below You)

[PinkFloyd]

You need to answer it and then ask your own crazy what-if.

Poster 1: What if I died my hair pink
Poster 2: You would be the best person ever!

I'll start.

What if I post in Comic Sans font for all my posts from now on?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd think that's pretty cool

What if I got a tattoo on my arm of a bunch of meaningful quotes

[PinkFloyd]

It will get faded and all messed up as you age.

What if I become president and declare war on every PC user?

[justinglives]

The major electronics companies would pull their campaign contributions, you would not get re elected,.have to vacate the white house,.and move into a one room flat in east bumshoe, arkansas.
What if......i adopted all the homeless animals in my hometown ?

[Mob Boss]

You'd be eaten alive once they run out of food and you the finances to pay for that food.


What if I gave you a hug? :hug:

[PinkFloyd]

I'd give one back. :hug:

What if I try to tell people that the moon isn't really there, and that the government just put a giant screen in space with a picture of the moon on it?

[Miserabilia]

people have already tried LOL http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/
what if i hit my parents in the face because i want more food

[PinkFloyd]

You'll get weed instead because you currently have 420 posts. :D

What if I turned into a cat?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd shoo you away

What if it was a full moon and you witnessed me randomly start to howl like a wolf?

[Miserabilia]

bitch slap mothafuka xD
what if i was a unicorn *pukes rainbows*

[Trace]

I'd totally bring you home.

What if I became the world's most famous photographer?

[Miserabilia]

i would say "i knew him when he was still on vt and not known" and i would be a hipster.
what if is am a hipster?

[Melodic]

I'd say good, you want a cookie?


What if I dyed all my hair pink, which is something I want to do.

[The LOLer]

I would date you.

What if your gf/bf was ugly

[Melodic]

I don't care if they're ugly or not, as long as they have a nice personality. Although the guy I'm somewhat crushing on isn't ugly.


What if your bf/gf broke your heart?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd cry for a day then be like 'whatever. We weren't meant to be' and try to move on as soon as possible. Luckily, that will never happen cuz i'm #foreveralone :D

What if you won the lottery/

[Melodic]

I would be screaming and going all around the country.


What if you became famous?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd wouldn't care, just keep playing guitar. But that would never happen so whatevs

What if I told you the world was going to end tomorrow

[Melodic]

You could tell me anything. Doesn't mean its true. :P



What if it actually was raining cats and dogs

[PinkFloyd]

That would be a tragedy.

What if I go to the middle east, buy a Humvee, paint the Amercan Flag on it, and also blast this THIS SONG: 7R5A0pg4oN8 at full volume through the exterior loud speakers of the Military vehicle?

[Synyster Shadows]

then I'd hope you run into people that don't mind americans...

What if I was famous already (something I won't be for a while, if ever :P)

[Melodic]

If you were in One Direction, I'd probably kidnap you.


What if I was Taylor Swift? :O

[PinkFloyd]

I would do unspeakable things like----getting your autograph... :rolleyes:

What if Justin Bieber got caught shooting Heroine?

[Melodic]

I thought he already did or was that weed or something?



What if you were the last person on earth?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd freak out

What if I was already in a band?

[Melodic]

Hmm. That would be cool.


What if I was actually dating Louis Tomlinson?

[Synyster Shadows]

Umm, I'm not sure, to be honest

What if I was a vampire?

[Melodic]

Id be scared somewhat.


What if I was the most famous singer?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd come to you and like, worship you

What if I was the world's best guitarist

[Melodic]

I'd do the same.


What if I was Nicki Minaj?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd run like hell away

What if I was Louis Tomlinson?

[Melodic]

Well, as my siggy says, I guess I would have to chase you down and try to marry you.


What if I was Justin Bieber?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd be half-scared and half-enjoy that, to be entirely honest, cuz it's you

As for your What-if, I'd run away like hell

What if I was famous

[Melodic]

I'd seriously wonder why you would join a forum and socialize with us.


What if you saw me on tv?

[Silicate Wielder]

What if I secretly owned my own parallel universe?

[PinkFloyd]

Every refrigerator made be the brand, General Elecric would come to live and start to yell random phrases like "cheezy vaginas!" in a very bad Serbian Accent

What if I get my brain put inside Freddie Mercury's body that no longer has a disease? Oh, the mind would also be gay, so everyone would get the awesome person that IS Freddie Mercury. Was that offensive? Sorry if it was. I'm tired. lol :P

[Melodic]

Well I would say your brilliant for finding a way to put your brain in someone's body.


What if I found a way to make every guy on the planet fall in love with me once they see me?

[PinkFloyd]

You would most likely get HIV/AIDS... :P

What if I walk from Minneapolis, Minnesota, to Los Angeles, California?

[Melodic]

I'd say you were insane for walking that far when there's such better transportation.



What if I became the richest person on the earth

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd ask you politely if I could have a small piece of your fortune

what if I was a cat?

[Melodic]

Wow, hmm I don't know.


What if I was a super hero?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd say that's pretty damn cool

What if I was a dog?

[Melodic]

I'd pet you, I don't know. lol


What if I was a tree? :P

[Synyster Shadows]

um...idk

What if I had a Stradivarius violin?

[Melodic]

That would be cool, all I have is a pink guitar.


What if Taylor Swift came to your house?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd be like "O_O WTF?"

What if Justin Bieber came to your house?

[Melodic]

I'd put him in the closet, wait a few seconds, and tell him to come out. And record the whole thing. Very weird, but I would do that.


What if a famous celebrity joined VT?

[Synyster Shadows]

lolol

Uh, idk

What if I was actually an alien pretending to be a human?

[Melodic]

I would be scared because no one spotted a spaceship.


What if you had one day to live?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd say goodbye to all my friends, tell my crush how I feel and then kiss her, tell this one jerk at school that I hope he goes to hell, and then play guitar until I died.

What if I was a squirrel

[Melodic]

Wow, I have no clue what I would do if you were a squirrel.


What if I was the sixth member in One Direction?

[Synyster Shadows]

not sure

What if I was a stray puppy and showed up at your doorstep?

[Melodic]

I would keep you.


What if I was not awesome?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd try to give you all my awesomeness

What if I was a rabbit

[Melodic]

Again, I don't know. What's with the animals, lol?


What if I was a Vampire?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd run like hell

I don't know.

What if the earth was going to be hit by a huge meteor that could wipe out all life?

[Melodic]

I would tell everyone I love them, and tell everyone how I feel about them, and cry til it comes.

What if I was the most awesomest person on earth?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd bow down to you

What if you best friend was actually an alien

[Melodic]

I wouldn't be suprised honestly?



What if your best friend had feelings for you?

[Synyster Shadows]

depends. If it was my straight friend, I'd be absolutely shocked. My gay friend, not so much

What if I told you I was an illegal immigrant

[Melodic]

Well how nice you are, I wouldn't do anything.


What if I was secretly a lesbian (I'm not btw)

[Synyster Shadows]

uhh..........I have no idea

What if I was gay? (really str8)

[Melodic]

Like you said, I have no idea.


What if I had every guy on the planet fall in love with me?

[Synyster Shadows]

Have fun dealing with STD's.

What if I had a love potion and slipped it to my crush?

[Melodic]

Oh I don't know, she would die. SHE WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU! lol


What if One Direction was fighting over me?

[Synyster Shadows]

um, idk

What if I actually did like Taylor Swift

[Melodic]

Well, my friends think she's hot. Same with Katy Perry too. So I wouldn't care.


What if Taylor wrote a song about you?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd be terrified to hear my peers when they learn it's about me

What if you met Louis Tomlinson?

[Melodic]

I would hold him hostage and tell him in order to live he had to marry me. Just kidding. Actually. Maybe not.


What if you met One Direction?

[Synyster Shadows]

uh...ok...

I don't know

what if I was Louis? Wait, I already asked that. Uh, what if I was Justin Beiber?

[Melodic]

Wow, I would suddenly think Justin Bieber is awesome.


What if I was Lady Gaga?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd suddenly think Lady Gaga was awesome.

what if I was made of cheese?

[Melodic]

Well, I don't know. I would feel bad if I ate you.


What if I was Ice Cream?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd be sad when you melted

What if I was a tree?

[Melodic]

I'd be sad when they decided to cut you down.



What if I was a butterfly?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd follow you around and hope you don't get eaten

What if your parents were aliens?

[Melodic]

I wouldn't be suprised.



What if I was an alien?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd still think you're cool

What if we're all in some sort of weird dream?

[Melodic]

My dreams are way weirder than this. I dreamed last night I was acting in Hairspray. It's weird stuff.


What if people are dreaming about us?

[Synyster Shadows]

um, I don't know

What if you dreamed that Louis kissed you and the next day it happened?

[Melodic]

I'd be fangirling all freaking day and calling up all my friends.


What if Taylor Swift kissed you?

[Synyster Shadows]

uh...not sure

What if I had the power to make everyone's problems go away?

Night, Madie. gotta get to bed, school night and all

[Melodic]

Night. Don't let the bed bugs bite. :D

I'd be seriously happy

What if I was never happy?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd try to find you and help you be happy :D

What if I was a pencil?

[Melodic]

I'd let you write my essays and stuff. Lol idk


What if I was a stick?

[Synyster Shadows]

not sure

What if I was a girl?

[Silicate Wielder]

You would become a proffesional actress


What if I get my brain put inside Freddie Mercury's body that no longer has a disease? Oh, the mind would also be gay, so everyone would get the awesome person that IS Freddie Mercury. Was that offensive? Sorry if it was. I'm tired. lol :P
People have already done that with chimpanzies, they transplanted the brain from one monkey to the other, it was rejected a week later.

What if I was a por- err imortal and helped the human race survive to the end of the universe's existance? but then moved to an alternate universe to help people survive there?

[Miserabilia]

I would want you to make me imortal too :D
what if i was already imortal D:

[Silicate Wielder]

You would join me on my duty to help life survive in the universe.

What if I forgot to ask a question on this thread?

[Miserabilia]

All matter would collapse and we would implode causing us to explode, because yoloswag.
what is every what if quesiton on here is true

[Silicate Wielder]

Everything we know would be a lie.

What if you could choose any one part of your body to be able to shapeshift (Ability stays wth you forever)

[Miserabilia]

I would make my left leg a chair. sit down anytime.
what is your new avatar isnt moving because avatars cant be gifs?

[Silicate Wielder]

Then I would die (Its an old avatar of mine, for some reason it won't upload in a way that it is animated now.)

What if the universe was actually an atom in a much larger universe?

[Miserabilia]

that would be awesomecakes
what if every atom has the same thing

[Silicate Wielder]

We wouldn't be here, or the universe wouldbe full of living organisms, even the planets and stars would be living things.

what if computers we're to become 500 times more advanced than the are now in about 5 weeks.

[PinkFloyd]

The world would explode.

What if I chop both of my arms off and replace them with fully functional MP-5 sub-machine guns?

[Synyster Shadows]

I'd be really scared.

What if the moon really was made of cheese

[NeuroTiger]

It will be probably known as 'Mouse Planet'

What if we happen to meet?

[Synyster Shadows]

I don't know

What if I was a unicorn?

[NeuroTiger]

I would run away

What if leaves were the currency?