If you were god...

[The LOLer]

If you were god what would you do? But you need the next persons approval.

Person 1: If I were god I would free satan from heaven jail.

Poster 2: Not approved.

If I were god I would make a million Big Macs.

[likemike]

Approved

If i were God i would give everyone superpowers

[The LOLer]

Approved

If I were god I would give world peace.

[Ghareth]

Approved.

If I were God I would let everyone have pet monkeys.

[The LOLer]

Not approved

If i were god I'd make myself walk

[PinkFloyd]

approved

If I were god, I would give EVERY country the right to bare arms. :P That was just for laughs. I am kidding!! ;)

[Synyster Shadows]

not approved

If I were god, I'd let everyone have the unalienable rights that we in the US have - the rights to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness.

[Deep Blue Sea]

Approved

If I were God I'd let everyone love each other.

[Snookers]

Approved.

If I were god I would take all the iphones and really expensive stuff from the spoiled children, transform them into cattle, water supplies, mosquito nets, medicine supplies and food packages for the people in Africa and some parts of Asia.

I would also destroy every weapon made by humans..

[Miserabilia]

not approved because those poor african children need those weapons to defend themselves against lions.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a4e883e643944786f14aa9ad0286cf9/tumblr_mmhlugukjq1s9vpv7o1_500.jpg RAWR!
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If I were god, I would make lions love humans and act as sweet as cats :p

[randomme]

Not approved I hate cats

If I were god I would get rid of religion

[The LOLer]

Not approved

I would destroy all one directioners and beliebers

[Sephtyan]

Approved.

If I were god, I'd create dragons of all kinds [especially Night Furies], and then make Pokémon real.

[The LOLer]

Approved

I would ban Iamcoolbeans :P

[Mob Boss]

Not approved

If I were a god, I'd strike down any mortal that asked others mortals what they would do if they were a god. :devil:

[HockeyLovesMe]

not approved

if i were a god id let everybody fly cuz then we could get to anyplace fast for free and i could fly to new zealand and be with my friend and other friends AND there would be no traffic :)

[Miserabilia]

approved.
if I were god I would act like I'm a normal person, then go to a talent show and do a real magic trick.

[The LOLer]

Approved

If I were god I would have Seinfeld come back.

[The LOLer]

:O double post!

[Miserabilia]

APPROVED!
If I were a god I would do this to the people I don't like:
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/317/5/8/cthulhu_kills_justin_bieber_by_smileyface102-d32rnrd.gif

[The LOLer]

Not approved

If I were god I'd bring the Beatles back.

[Miserabilia]

APPROVED!
If I were god I would make really good people immortal.

[The LOLer]

Approved

If I were god I'd ban u

[Miserabilia]

zomgz... not approved lol
If I were a god I would only ban people that are mean )':

[The LOLer]

Approved

If I were god I'd eat you

[Miserabilia]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd31/Yendorom495/Nom%20nom%20nom/Omnomnom.gif eat this broccoli instead.
If I were god I would make hamsters live long good lives because they are awesome

[The LOLer]

APPROVED!!!

I'm not god ;)

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Not approved

Everyone would sent me shirts with panda faces on them, all different colours

[justinglives]

If i were God, i would end animal over population. Every creature that wanted a loving home wojld have one. there would be no more animal cruelty.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

If i were God, i would end animal over population. Every creature that wanted a loving home would have one. there would be no more animal cruelty.

u didnt approve or disapprove mine

[justinglives]

Lola...
Sorry. My bad.

Panda face shirts: APPROVED

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Lola...
Sorry. My bad.

Panda face shirts: APPROVED

YAY!
me approve urs

[Chris Daniels]

I cannot approve/disapprove anything from the above post.

If I were God, I will eradicate violence among human beings of this planet.

[BeautifulAngel]

Approved.

If i were god i would destroy all straight to dvd disney films

[Synyster Shadows]

approved, idk

If I were god, I would outlaw serious violence and severely but peacefully punish those who commit any, playful excluded

[The LOLer]

Approved

If I were god I'd make annimals talk.

[Chris Daniels]

Approve. That'd be creepy though.

If I were God, I would make all the foul-mouthed people disappear or repent from what they've said to other people.

[Derryck]

Not approved, the disappearing thing is too harsh.

If I were god I would make energy manipulation possible for humans who are pure of heart.

[Silicate Wielder]

If I were god, I would give everyone one free wish.

[CharlieHorse]

i would make world peace. and make everyone have love. i'd make everyone happy.

[Silicate Wielder]

Aproved,
If I were god, I would let people change the natural color of their eyes, even to the point where each eye can be of different complex Images

[ksdnfkfr]

Approved.

If I were god I would give people the ability to fly.

[Laquifa]

Approved.

I would kill all of the members of the WBC in a firey interstate bus crash.

[Typhlosion]

Disapproved.

I would flood the Earth. But no boats!

Mega force power bump!

[Remora]

Approved! >:D

If i were god, i would create BOATS.

[Hudor]

Approved.

If i were God i would enable people to breathe underwater.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Hmmm...Approved.

If I were god I would tell people not to waste their lives living by the rules of a stupid book.

[Typhlosion]

Disapprove! I like that book, I put a lot of trouble to get people to write about me! :lol3:

I would switch the concrete and wood so we have buildings out of wood and concrete trees.

[Gamma Male]

Approved. That way I could set a really big fire and all the buildings would burn but the innocent trees would be unharmed. :D


If I were God I would turn 50 percent of the human population gay. Level the playing field some. :P

[CosmicNoodle]

I'm Bi, sooooooo, approved, :)

If I where god I'd have one day a month where everyone gets to go off to there own ideal world, a paradise, where everything you want happens and you can do whatever you want, and then you are returned to the normal world to go on with your life

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Approved.

If I were God, I would send all the people who tell everyone different that they're going to hell, to hell.

[CosmicNoodle]

Approve 100000000 times over

I would change the gun laws in America to line up with all the other intelligent countrys

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Approve.

If I were God, I would make all the people in the Middle East make nice so there would be no more wars over oil, territory or religion.

[Gamma Male]

Denied.

If I were God I would make all the people in the west nice so there would be no more wars in the middle east over oil. :)

[Horatio Nelson]

Denied.

If I were God I'd destroy all life because it's disgraceful. So let's just be thankful I'm not God.

[Gamma Male]

Denied.

If I were god I would instantly give all cows, chickens, and pigs IQ's of 150. Level the playing field a little bit.

[Typhlosion]

Disapprove. We'll give them an IQ of 200.

If I were god I would tell my minions the truth. But only once.

[Gamma Male]

Disapproved. THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

If I were God I would give scientists and engineers in America the same status movie stars and musicians currently have and vice versa.

[CosmicNoodle]

Approved!
(Reason, I'm a qualified engineer and I plan to move too America asap)

If I where god I'd stop myself being dyslexic because I keep missspelling things and it annoys everyone including me.

[Typhlosion]

Approved.

If I were god I would make water flammable.

[Gamma Male]

I'm sure that'd spice things up quite a bit. APPROVED!!! :D

If I were God I would Star Trek historically accurate and have the future follow the same course as the Star Trek universe.

[CosmicNoodle]

Disapproved, I hate ST

If I where god I'd make people watch the damn toad, I nearly got run I to a hedge by a Prius today....I though they where supposed to be nice!

[Typhlosion]

Approved.

f I were god I would make myself not-a-god, rendering the universe godless.

[HUSTLEMAN]

DENIED

If I was God, I would make sure there are no creeps. So no girls would run away from guys who're shy talking to girls

[Gamma Male]

Denied. Perverts and weirdos and crazy people make the world interesting.

If I were God I would give Gamma Male a free copy of Scrolls, a game by Mojang.

[Typhlosion]

Denied.


If I were God I would make all the terrain peak at 1km height.

[Gamma Male]

Denied!

If I were God I would have invented minecraft 10 years earlier than it originally came out.

[Typhlosion]

Denied! I think the manual had something on free will.

If I were god I would publish the manual I use to command the universe.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Approved, fucking things up is FUN!!!

If I were God, I would come down and tell all the bigots that quote the bible to condemn homosexuality that I'm gay.

[Tim the Enchanter]

Denied.

If I were God, I would make world peace happen and stop people from suffering.

[Spooky_Eli]

denied, because with out conflict civilization crumbles.#

if i where God i'd give every child a free fender telecaster at birth

[InternetTeen]

approved, yeah why not coz i can sell it later

if i where god i would make myself a god :P

[Spooky_Eli]

denied becuse there is only one god,

if i were god id get rid of clothes

[InternetTeen]

denied because you would feel cold during winter

if i were god i would double the planets resources

[Spooky_Eli]

approved cos more shit=good

if i where god id replace homework with something more fun

[InternetTeen]

agreed because homework is the reason i'm late for school

if i where god i'd remove christmas for my neighbour as that idiot still has his christmas lights on outside

[Spooky_Eli]

approved :devil:

if i were god id sink California into the sea and build villas on Arizona bay

[InternetTeen]

approved because i'd love to live there

if i were god i'd drain some of the ocean to stop global warming

[Spooky_Eli]

denied because god knows global worming is a myth.

if i where a god id wipe liverpool from the face of the earth

[InternetTeen]

approved because there are chavs there

if i where god i would make flies and wasps extinct

[Spooky_Eli]

approved because fuck those assholes

if i were god id make pop music great again

[InternetTeen]

approved, remove Beyonce and Justbin Bieber

if i were god i'm make a never ending loo roll

[Spooky_Eli]

approved, cos' why the fuck not.

if i were God i'd merge all religions into one supreme religion.

[InternetTeen]

approved, then maybe there would be no terrorists

if i were god i'd make all unhealthy food healthy and vice versa

[LexKhalil]

Approved, I love donuts :D

If I were God I'd help everybody to make their dreams come true

[InternetTeen]

Approved, because i have a lot of dreams which must come true


if i was god i would remove Grimsby

[Spooky_Eli]

approved

if i was god id go back in time and kill George Lucas before he made the star wars prequels

[InternetTeen]

never watched star wars but i'll still approve


if i was god i'd make Game of Thrones season 8 come out today

[Spooky_Eli]

approved

if i were god id have the last a song of ice and fire book come out tommorow

[InternetTeen]

approved even though i got bored after the 5th book

if i were god i'd kill the queen next week so i get days of school

[Spooky_Eli]

approved because fuck the queen

if i where god id have netflix pick up ash vs evil dead

[InternetTeen]

approved, even tho i have never watched it


if i where god i'd bring ATLA to Netflix now, not in 2019

[Spooky_Eli]

approved

if i were god id figure out a way to get to Northampton

[InternetTeen]

Approved but you can just use google maps :D

if i were god i would cure every single disease, illness, infection and condition to affect or harm anyone

[Spooky_Eli]

approved

if i where a god id get TRANSPORT to Northampton

[InternetTeen]

Approved

if i were a god i would make it so when your hair gets to your desired length it never grows again

[Spooky_Eli]

approved

if i were god id get rid of perants everywhere

[InternetTeen]

i like my parents... sometimes ... so it's a depproveied

if i were god i would make the world one language only

[Spooky_Eli]

what language?

[InternetTeen]

English or Spanish because Spanish is cool.

[Spooky_Eli]

lol approved

of i where god there'd only be one country

[InternetTeen]

appppppproveddddddd


if i were god i'd make smoking illegal

[MaxFord]

Approved (Cancer sucks)


I'd wipe out all diseases and world hunger

[ShineintheDark]

Obviously approved.

I would make all corners of the universe easily accessible.

[Merk]

Approved
Multiple countries for those with different ideologies, in an alliance of equality.

[lliam]

approved

If I were God, I would hold a proposed referendum among people and other fellow creatures as to whether free will should be abolished or not.

If YES, paradise will be reinstalled on Earth, which means that people from then on, have to live without clothes, money, houses, technology, and all the other civilization stuff, as there is only one temperate climate on Earth and food grows on trees as well diseases and aging are abolished. Humans can communicate equally with all my other creatures. And life will consist of sex, singing and happiness. Hallelujah. Amen.


If NO, I'll retire and any kind of religion will be abolished and Donald Trump will be ruler of the world forever.

[Spooky_Eli]

not approved because you don't gamble with freewill.

if i were god id have chezzits grow on trees