Dick and the toilet

[minimoya]

I prefer to use the toilet in public bathrooms. Does it ever happen to you when you're half-hard and your dick is long enough to dip into the piss in the bowl you just let out. Or the water already in there? Nasty. How Gould you sterilize?

[Miserabilia]

lol, ew. I do not relate.

[jacktheawesome]

lol, ew. I do not relate.

Yuk same

[FameMonster]

Haha... I'm with cheesee above, I can't relate. I'm not tiny, but even when semi hard, I've never hung that low to hit the water in the bowl at home or anywhere.

[gotstyle]

Never happened to me

[Miserabilia]

Haha... I'm with cheesee above, I can't relate. I'm not tiny, but even when semi hard, I've never hung that low to hit the water in the bowl at home or anywhere.
your avatar scared the living s*** out of me LOL

[FameMonster]

your avatar scared the living s*** out of me LOL

I didnt think Gaga was that scary...lol. Now, that man eating hamburger with teeth on your profile IS scary..lol.

[GuillaumeBordeaux]

It's happened to me before, so in preparation, I flush the toilet before I use it. o-o it doesn't happen often because going into the lou, I'm not usually sporting a woody. It happens in the mornings occasionally, damn morning wood.

[Miserabilia]

I didnt think Gaga was that scary...lol. Now, that man eating hamburger with teeth on your profile IS scary..lol.
lady gaga-not scary?
:eek:

[PinkFloyd]

I'm confused? So your dick hit's the back of the urinal? You'd need like 10-11 inches for that to happen.

[Jevon]

Well I hate using public bathrooms so idk

[riverboy]

I'm confused? So your dick hit's the back of the urinal? You'd need like 10-11 inches for that to happen.

No. I think he means the tolet bowl water and I can't see how he could do that.

[PinkFloyd]

No. I think he means the tolet bowl water and I can't see how he could do that.

I'm even more confused? Troll possibly? :what:

[riverboy]

I'm even more confused? Troll possibly? :what:

I hope not. Maybe there is a better way to ask the question? We are not the only one cofused.

[FameMonster]

I think the OP means the toilet bowl you sit on. Don't think he is a troll, seems he has been on gov for a while and has a bunch of other posts. An older post from the OP claims he is 8" hard, but even semi it seems a far stretch unless the water in that bowl is real high...lol.

[Awesomesauce]

No I will admit I'm tiny just 3.5inches hard

[Deep Blue Sea]

This is like the joke about two guys peeing off a bridge into a river. The first guy says, "that water sure is cold" and the other guy says, "and it's deep too".

[SniperKing]

no....

[HockeyLovesMe]

This is like the joke about two guys peeing off a bridge into a river. The first guy says, "that water sure is cold" and the other guy says, "and it's deep too".

LOL but ya never happened to me to

[finnhd]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6v02xgixo1qma8h6.jpg

[PinkFloyd]

WAIT. You mean like sitting down? I don't sit to take a piss, so no... WHy would you sit to take a piss. Just wondering. lol

[Clyde]

Yeah I think you're on your own here bud, that's not something I would even attempt to do, I like to try things out, but i'll pass on this one

[nbridg14]

that is rank man. you wuld have to be siting on a midget toilet. lol

[scott757]

image (http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6v02xgixo1qma8h6.jpg)

That was my first thought!!

[photojared]

its happened to me, just take a long shower

[Lost in the Echo]

This isn't really puberty related. :locked: