beat it!

[britishboy]

ok rules are simple you must brag but beat what the person above you is bragging about!
example:
1) I got a puppy today!
2)I got married today and I'm going
to Paris for my honeymoon!

it dosent have to be real (probably wont be) its just a bit of fun:p

first poster starts

[The LOLer]

I just won the lottery!

[Synyster Shadows]

I just won the lottery and bought a Stradivarius violin and a Steinway grand piano.

[Plane And Simple]

Bah I don't need lotteries. Got several million bucks of change now :P

[Synyster Shadows]

i just became ruler of the galaxy

[dusman77]

I just became Supreme Overlord of the multiverse! Bow down to me, Earthlings. Mwahahaha!

[Synyster Shadows]

well that escalated quickly

i'm the ruler of everything and disobeying me is punishable by death

[dusman77]

Boom. I created a black hole with my Supreme Overlord powers and put you in it. Now I'm taking your title as well! I am DUSMAN! Supreme Overlord of the multiverse and ruler of EVERYTHING! MWAHAHAHA!

[The LOLer]

*throws a rock at you*

[dusman77]

Peasant. Your mere Earth dollars from your lottery do you no good against your master. FEEL MY WRATH! *Lightning strikes you from all directions*

[Synyster Shadows]

well this is interesting