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tomfelix
May 27th, 2013, 06:22 AM
What do you say if a girl asks you if you masturbate?

justinglives
May 27th, 2013, 06:26 AM
Hell yeA i tell her i do!
Some girls think it is way hot!

migs
May 27th, 2013, 06:46 AM
Of course yes every male does.,

HockeyLovesMe
May 27th, 2013, 07:20 AM
never been asked but i wld say yes

johnsmith1
May 27th, 2013, 08:05 AM
The first time I was asked by a girl, I was stunned. Judging by my red face I could hardly deny it!

pjones
May 27th, 2013, 08:42 AM
depends on the girl. if it's a friend i'd be honest but to be asked by someone I don't know? not sure what i'd say

Superplatypus
May 27th, 2013, 08:48 AM
Im not sure either but I think i would tell her the truth.

teen.jpg
May 27th, 2013, 09:26 AM
Avoid the question. I wouldn't want to hurt my "innocent" reputation. (But everyone on VT knows I'm far from it :D)

danny7
May 27th, 2013, 09:57 AM
I'm gay but if anyone asked me, I'll say yea! Esepcially cuz my best female friend is the most perverted girl who actually admits to watching porn (shes bi) and my best male friend and I talk about it likes it nothing all the time.

Zwxg
May 27th, 2013, 10:19 AM
Yea haha I'd just say what guy doesn't?

Lego
May 27th, 2013, 03:35 PM
Yeah depends on girl pretty sure I wouldn't get asked tho kinda a given

smallboy909
May 27th, 2013, 03:37 PM
Say yes lol

Pvvn
May 27th, 2013, 03:38 PM
A girl has never asked me that, but i probably would. :)

PinkFloyd
May 27th, 2013, 03:45 PM
When I was 13, my girlfriend that I still have asked me that. I said yes oc course. Then she asked what it was like......

Ballboy
May 27th, 2013, 05:52 PM
Depends on who she is and how well I know her and where the question is coming from. It might be "none of her business". But if I liked her asking about my sex life, I'd tell her all.

TheRashad
May 27th, 2013, 06:48 PM
It depends on who is she

McAK101
May 27th, 2013, 07:09 PM
Depends on who the person is. If it's a person that I knew, I would say "Yeah, what guy doesn't?". Pretty much the generic response.

Jamie_P
May 27th, 2013, 07:16 PM
I tell her straight up that I do. No point lying about it or avoiding the question- most guys do it; it's natural.

SacredB
May 27th, 2013, 07:37 PM
I'd tell her you won't find a guy that doesn't

Steven1
May 27th, 2013, 07:55 PM
I'd try to avoid it but if I can't then there's no point lying.

Pontiac67
May 27th, 2013, 08:50 PM
I would tell her yes and then ask her the same, lots of girls masturbate, but not as much as guys

blake5200
May 27th, 2013, 08:56 PM
I would say yes they will probably think you're lying if you said no

riverboy
May 27th, 2013, 09:27 PM
If I knew her, I will say yes. And then I would ask her the same question. If a stranger, I would think it was a weird question.

justinglives
May 27th, 2013, 10:08 PM
Hhhmmmmmm......
I.thought of another response......

"yea, of.course i do. But its better with someone watching, even better with someone helping! Wanna see and give it a try??"

(justin smiles evilly. Horny boy shows.......)

riverboy
May 27th, 2013, 10:12 PM
Hhhmmmmmm......
I.thought of another response......

"yea, of.course i do. But its better with someone watching, even better with someone helping! Wanna see and give it a try??"

(justin smiles evilly. Horny boy shows.......)

That is the best response yet. lol

Jevon
May 27th, 2013, 10:15 PM
I just sort of say yes with initially saying yes like I usually say what guy doesn't do it or somthing like that

Fdmember
May 27th, 2013, 10:27 PM
When I was 13, my girlfriend that I still have asked me that. I said yes oc course. Then she asked what it was like......
Kinda the same lol only my gf asked me this year dhe openly admitted to doing it also

PinkFloyd
May 27th, 2013, 10:29 PM
Kinda the same lol only my gf asked me this year dhe openly admitted to doing it also

The night ended quite well for me.

rideforlife
May 27th, 2013, 11:36 PM
some of my friends and i are pretty open about that stuff, or they joke around about it. they usually ask next what you think about/watch

Jetro
May 28th, 2013, 12:36 AM
depends on the situation, if its private, and I really like this girl; of course. This may be fun and arousing!!

lowride
May 28th, 2013, 01:17 AM
Tell her that u masterbate

Rukua
May 28th, 2013, 01:24 AM
You just say "Lol no, soz, wait, I do. Not only because I'm a teenage boy, but also because I'm human...... Now if you excuse me I'm gonna go MASTURBATE" and then run away screaming.......... If that's too outside your comfort zone, just be truthful.

HahaWaitWhat
May 28th, 2013, 02:12 AM
Depends on my relationship with her. If she is anything other than FWB, girlfriend, fiance, or wife, then I would tell her no.

ollyollyoxenfree
June 3rd, 2013, 06:27 AM
I don't exactly bring it up but I don't lie to them about it.

SniperKing
June 3rd, 2013, 06:47 AM
Would depend on the situation haha

General Stark
June 3rd, 2013, 07:52 AM
I would probably say, "Yes." I'm a pretty open person.

confusedteen33
June 3rd, 2013, 09:25 AM
I would straight up say yeah, but if she starts going deeper and asks "have I ever thought about me while doing it" the she is really into you and you need to tell her whether or not u like her.

alexxpearson
June 3rd, 2013, 02:02 PM
uh say yes?

Goonch97
June 5th, 2013, 01:26 AM
Depends on who's asking, if its a really close friend then I will tell

BakeBake
June 5th, 2013, 03:50 AM
Bro say yes. I am pretty sure that all girls know that all guys masturbate. Also it will hurt nothing if you say yes. Because after all she may be testing you ;)

swimBoy
June 5th, 2013, 06:35 AM
I'd probably say "Yes, but not very often".

irish_dude_16
June 5th, 2013, 08:10 AM
i'd say yes ahaha everyone does so why lie ahaha ? :D

fredboy
July 22nd, 2013, 09:07 AM
I say yes. Almost everyone masturbates.

pastel
July 22nd, 2013, 09:24 AM
I would tell her yes.

Liven
July 22nd, 2013, 01:18 PM
I would think for a second. Is she some random girl? Is she a girl you can trust? How long have you known her? I would be cautious. Girls lovr to gossip with people that you may not know. So, answer if you think she is trustworthy.

Allain1996
July 22nd, 2013, 03:55 PM
Well, it wouldn't exactly be comfortable, but if I said "no" or avoided the question, than they would no doubt know I was lying and then just think that I'm an idiot. Lol
In short, I'd begrudgingly say yes.

hihowisitgoin
July 22nd, 2013, 08:29 PM
just say yes!

ChicagoBlackhawksFan
July 23rd, 2013, 09:13 PM
I'd say yes!

Ruairi
July 23rd, 2013, 09:15 PM
Just say "Yea, I use both my hands" and then wink lol

wish_master_TWA
July 23rd, 2013, 09:53 PM
Be honest, it's no big deal really! ;)

Kainesp2
July 23rd, 2013, 10:11 PM
Never been asked, it would be slightly awkward though so I'd probably avoid it "/

AbyssalLight7
July 24th, 2013, 12:17 AM
I'd pry admit it but I've never been strait up asked. With all the girls who officially know, I was the one who opened up to them and they said they were surprised at how "shy" I was about admitting it. They both said "Pretty much all guys do."

lumberturd
July 24th, 2013, 01:38 AM
I always say yes

ThisGuyKnows
July 24th, 2013, 01:44 AM
Tell her thy every guy does it.

The captain
July 24th, 2013, 01:47 AM
depends but yes I guess

Skycaptain124
July 24th, 2013, 11:42 AM
i would honestly just faint if a girl asked me that because its soo personal for me....

Kjack31
July 24th, 2013, 11:45 AM
I'd avoid the question however I could.

conker0118
July 29th, 2013, 09:20 PM
i'd say 'yeah, why do you want to know.' then i'd ask ' do you masturbate?'

tom17
July 29th, 2013, 11:59 PM
It depends on the girl but I'd probably say hell yes! LOL

irishmaniac2000
July 30th, 2013, 12:40 AM
First you take a deep breathe.... then you explain to her that its completly wrong BUT AWESOME SO YOU'LL DO ET!!!!

Daltonyio
August 3rd, 2013, 12:30 AM
I'm friends with a ton of girls, the best way to make it not akward is be like
"PSSHT WHAT! I don't even know what that is like eww" it admits you do but it's funny and not akward for example

Girl: Do you mastrubate

You: Yes...

Girl: ....:confused:

My cool method
------------------

Girl: Do you mastrubate

You: what! Eww I don't even know what that is yuck omg

Girl: Geez your so funny I love you wow omg

Just like that;)


And don't lie, This is a question the girl already knows the answer too

irishmaniac2000
August 3rd, 2013, 04:57 AM
I be like " YeAh GURRLLL"

Catholic Guy
August 3rd, 2013, 05:11 AM
I'm friends with a lot of girls and I'm quite open anyway, not with my family though, so I do get asked quite a lot and I'm just honest, what's the point in lying?

matshorter
August 3rd, 2013, 07:00 AM
I#ve never been asked that question but if so, I guess I would say I do

Milky Joe
August 13th, 2013, 10:12 PM
A girl did ask my that out the blue once and I was a bit confused for a bit then said "sometimes".

I didn't want to just say "yes" as that sounded a bit too much like "Yeah, all the time. I'm barely ever not doing it to be honest" and "no" just sounds like a lie or like your too embarrased to admit it or something. If they were someone I knew better and was more comfortable I'd just say yes.

ovoxo23
August 13th, 2013, 10:32 PM
What do you say if a girl asks you if you masturbate?

I would be honest and tell her that I do. Why lie?

kylem
August 13th, 2013, 10:34 PM
Depends on the girl and if I know her really good, but yeah if she wanted me to I probably would.

Collins1
August 14th, 2013, 04:06 PM
i tell them that i do and so do 99% of guys my age have done it sometime! (not real statistics!!)

kylem1229
August 14th, 2013, 07:56 PM
Tell them the truth

Deltaphi
August 14th, 2013, 08:22 PM
Evreyone knows guys do it so she's probably got something in mind asking you

kylem
August 15th, 2013, 12:11 AM
If it was some random girl that asked me that, idk maybe is she really wanted. But if it was like someone I knew and she wanted me to do it for her, I would. But I would ask her to do it to so I can see her do it.

xNatanx
August 16th, 2013, 03:13 PM
of course i will say yes

ByXaz
August 16th, 2013, 03:18 PM
If I knew the person well I'd say yes, simple as that. Just yes, no reason to explain it more unless she asks. If I don't know the person that well, I'd just avoid it.

MikeSpace
August 16th, 2013, 06:15 PM
Yes, I love when a girl asks me to do that! I've never done it in person but if we're talking or texting and she asks me to do it, its exciting! :D

thewhiteyeezus
August 16th, 2013, 07:11 PM
I be like: Gurl, i know u want this Dih

SCHS1998
August 25th, 2013, 08:10 PM
I say yeah, if they are my friend

HondaFreak45
August 25th, 2013, 08:46 PM
If a girl asks me if jerk off I answer them straight up. Its nothong to be ashamed of..

Liam TWB
August 26th, 2013, 03:27 PM
Tbh she'd probably wonder why you didnt. 99.99% of teenage boys do so why wouldnt you? Anyhow i couldnt lie to her cos my GF saw me do it and did it for me loads of times! :P

steve21
September 17th, 2013, 08:25 PM
most guys will at some point so i wouold be honest.

lancezer
September 18th, 2013, 12:00 AM
I say yes

Yolo2000
September 18th, 2013, 12:02 AM
I say yes

Saint of Sinners
September 18th, 2013, 07:19 AM
Depends on who. I told the truth to my best friend but denied it to another (not at close) girl(though she probably gussed from my blushing lol)

cyborg77
September 18th, 2013, 09:18 AM
I always say no, I am very ashamed of that I masturbate.

josh100
September 18th, 2013, 10:46 AM
Ha! I have been asked and I casually said "Yep, I sure do". I'd rather say the truth than be thought of as a liar. The problem was my truthful answer led to more questions...!

Hunter1
September 18th, 2013, 11:16 AM
Depends who it is...

Nicola14Swaggy
September 18th, 2013, 12:39 PM
Yes.

Celtic.
September 18th, 2013, 05:49 PM
most of my friends who are girls are super perverted. so id tell them.......if they dident already know

nklarke
September 21st, 2013, 02:02 AM
I would answer" "Yes, I do, as you do too".

Andy_
September 21st, 2013, 08:41 AM
I had a conversation with a girl once, she said wanking is horrible, so I didn't say anything.

justin6969
September 21st, 2013, 07:06 PM
i would say yes, i have said yes

Lost in the Echo
September 22nd, 2013, 03:59 AM
Puberty For Boys :arrow: Questions for Both
All polls and surveys go there.

merlin1
September 22nd, 2013, 05:00 AM
When my friend asked I said yes. As it turned out she did too.

Jaybaby
September 24th, 2013, 09:05 AM
Not sure why she would be asking but I would say yes then ask her the same question so she knows how she's made you feel by asking you that question

jeremyp0316
September 24th, 2013, 02:37 PM
I would tell her, most likely she does too

Ammyneac
September 30th, 2013, 08:06 PM
No way, too much embarrasing. What will a girl say?

Luminous
September 30th, 2013, 08:09 PM
Usually I would tell the truth no matter the gender

smallboy909
October 1st, 2013, 07:57 AM
I would just say yes.

jtb124680
October 1st, 2013, 04:15 PM
yep, have to be honest! lol

Ricky.h
October 1st, 2013, 05:45 PM
Tell her yes, because it's the truth, and girls love honesty in a man

Seth Green
October 1st, 2013, 08:24 PM
I'm not sure, never been in a situation like that, I wouldn't go out of my way to bring up the question, but I would most likely tell the truth, then again, depends on the circumstances...

Get Outta Compton
October 2nd, 2013, 08:01 PM
There's no shame in masturbating and every boy does it, so yes! :D

basball999
January 29th, 2014, 04:34 PM
I would tell her the truth

Zachary G
January 29th, 2014, 04:48 PM
i would tell her yes i do, what is there to lie about?

killerrockyroad
January 29th, 2014, 04:53 PM
Hell yea i do i would tell her

Elysium
January 29th, 2014, 04:57 PM
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