Why does everybody else have cum rags?

[chargersfan]

Ok, so about a week ago, my dad told me at dinner that my mom doesn't think I jerk off. (My dad tells me everything) Because when she was talking to her mom friends they were all saying how they either walked in on their kid or found crusty tissues around the house. And I do jack off at least once every day, more often than not twice or more. Just saying that for the record. But I don't even need a cum rag, I just cum onto my stomach kind of spread out my load and let it dry onto my skin and just wash it off whenever I take a shower. And what I usually do to jack off without causing any suspicion is to go into the bathroom, jack off and then flush the toilet so it seems like I'm taking a shit. I do it late at night when they are asleep and sometimes I'll start the shower and jack off before I get in (I don't like jacking off in the shower or at all standing up because it's to much work to cum) And I'm 15 now and have been doing this since I was 12 and have never even come close to getting caught, and my mom isn't exactly easy to fool either. But it seems like I do such a good job at being discreet that my mom thinks I don't Jo. Does anybody else use these methods or am I some genius at Jacking off and not arousing any suspicion?

[Wisconsin]

My mom knows I j/o, but she doesn't care. We don't talk about it. Lol. She's caught me a few times, and even after both of those times, she never knocks on my door -_- but otherwise, I don't use any methods of trying not to get caught. Lol I really don't care if I'm caught unless its by somebody I'm not really close to. I usually just do it whenever I'm feeling horny or just right before I go to sleep. It makes it easier for me to fall asleep. I think I'm a borderline insomniac.

[DVNO]

I usually cum right into my mouth so I don't leave any evidence, also have just let it dry like you described.

Cum rags are really disgusting imo, and I definitely wouldn't have one because I obsess over cleanliness.

[SniperKing]

i use the same ideas as you haha

[SacredB]

pretty much all the same ways. I have used a cum rag before but it does get gross if you don't wash it enough but hey it works and its quick, but now i tend to use the same methods you do.

[Josh Morgan]

I use either Kleenex or a handkerchief that same as if I was blowing my nose. Our bedroom is always supplied with a box of Kleenex for that very reason, our folks aren't dumb. But they do respect our privacy and always knock and wait if our door is closed.

[sdude]

I have a cum towel, I just wash it once a week or so so it doesn't get too gross. My brother found it once right after I'd used it and laughed...other than that, no one has said anything.

[horde]

Lol. I've done exactly what you've done.

[Pontiac67]

I do the same as you. I guess to satisfy your mom, cause all the other boys masturbate.. is to leave some evidence, maybe on your sheet or underwear..

[chicohunter]

I just cum in my mouth

[Nyxeka]

I've never had a cum rag, I just prefer using a kleenex and throwing it out

[dantheman5000]

it sounds like you want your mom to know?

[wfms]

I use Paper towels. clean ones every time and fold them when I put them in the trash bin in my room.
So no problems here

[justinglives]

3 tissues folded in half. Wank till just b4 u jizz, cover the tip. Blow into them and its and easy clean up. Ill use the.same ones like.2wice.

[Silicate Wielder]

I just cum into my mouth, or atleast try to. if it dosn't work out I'll just leave it on me, since it's supposed to be good for your skin.

[The captain]

mostly use paper towels but sometimes dirty clothes

[Hermes]

it sounds like you want your mom to know?

I thought he was congratulating himself on how good his cleanup routine was to have been able to fool his mum. On the other hand I reckon his mum mentioned it to his dad because she was expecting him to start masturbating and, having found no evidence, thought maybe there was something wrong with him.

[heresravenclaw]

First of all I think it is great that you and your dad are so close.
I personally don't use a cum rag.
I always have a tissue box on my bed side table.
So whenever I cum, I can easily clean up :-)