Stephan
May 21st, 2013, 06:13 PM
An elegy to the frustrations of D&D
A troll in the shroud
demands loot aloud.
Angered brothers are friends
a means to an end.
Thus drama ensued,
for some that was rude.
To man they did perish
no scales to cherish.
The mighty are guilded.
The peasants are gelded.
A hero arises,
demands compromises.
To the village he comes,
To mix with the bums.
Seeking wisdom of the sage
but text fills the page.
Few can unravel
the wall of text puzzel.
And Mystery of Song.
Dude - Lay off the Bong.
A troll in the shroud
demands loot aloud.
Angered brothers are friends
a means to an end.
Thus drama ensued,
for some that was rude.
To man they did perish
no scales to cherish.
The mighty are guilded.
The peasants are gelded.
A hero arises,
demands compromises.
To the village he comes,
To mix with the bums.
Seeking wisdom of the sage
but text fills the page.
Few can unravel
the wall of text puzzel.
And Mystery of Song.
Dude - Lay off the Bong.