VT School

[The LOLer]

I'm the teacher your all the snot-nosed bratty kids:P

(I'm in 7th grade so some of you might find this stuff easy)
Good morning class, sit down and shut up. I'm your new teacher, Mr. Bobbleoodle.

[BebeFleur.]

How about some Quadratic equationssss?

[The LOLer]

I lack in the skill of math. DETENTION for suggesting that.

[Synyster Shadows]

Grammar?

[BebeFleur.]

But...But...I've never gotten detention before... *cries*

[Harry Smith]

I wet myself again :/

[The LOLer]

Too bad Harry, I don't care. Delaney now you get another detention for crying. Grammar it is. Find the predicate in" I ate my cookie."

[BebeFleur.]

"ate"

Bitch teacher...

[The LOLer]

"ate"

Bitch teacher...
3 detentions. Grammar sucks. Ima social Studies teacher. When did Columbus find "The indies."

[HahaWaitWhat]

So this isn't the choir room?

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

3 detentions. Grammar sucks. Ima social Studies teacher. When did Columbus find "The indies."

*raises hand* 12 October 1492?

[PinkFloyd]

4+12+12+4-9-1001+152+3x-9x
_________________________
(5x-4)(4r-2)(54433-1002)

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

4+12+12+4-9-1001+152+3x-9x
_________________________
(5x-4)(4r-2)(54433-1002)

Uh... Maths!

[PinkFloyd]

Uh... Maths!

I'm awful at it. I honestly just googled "hardes math equation" :P

[CharlieHorse]

Am I the only big kid here?

*revolution*

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

I'm awful at it. I honestly just googled "hardes math equation" :P

Delaney got detention for that

[CharlieHorse]

lets calculate some unknown concentrations of substances with the data gathered from an acid titration lab experiment.
And then lets analyze and calculate percent error for accuracy.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Am I the only big kid here?

*revolution*

No you arnet

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

wtf!?!?!

[CharlieHorse]

wtf!?!?!

Wut? It's just Chemistry.
:P

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Confusing chemistry

[CharlieHorse]

Confusing chemistry

Yeah, that's why I don't like it.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

ha ha *gets up* I AM YOUR TEACHER!!!! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!

[The LOLer]

So this isn't the choir room?

No...

[The LOLer]

ha ha *gets up* I AM YOUR TEACHER!!!! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!

Expelled. Bye bye! Jk lol


I'm the bitch teacher.

[The LOLer]

*raises hand* 12 October 1492?

Good for you, we know your not a 4th grader. *slow clap*

[The LOLer]

I regret what I did and wont do it again.

Your detentions are over.

[karl]

Isn't this an English language site?

[jayyy-lmao]

4+12+12+4-9-1001+152+3x-9x
_________________________
(5x-4)(4r-2)(54433-1002)

-826+12x
_______
(5x-4)(4r-2)(53,431)

And is we assume R=1 and X=2, then

-826+24
_______
(10-4)(4-2)(53,431)

So

-802
_____
641,172

Which equals

-1250834409488
_____________
1000000000000000

MATHS BITCHES

[CharlieHorse]

-826+12x
_______
(5x-4)(4r-2)(53,431)

And is we assume R=1 and X=2, then

-826+24
_______
(10-4)(4-2)(53,431)

So

-802
_____
641,172

Which equals

-1250834409488
_____________
1000000000000000

MATHS BITCHES

*math :p

[jayyy-lmao]

*math :p

Maths. I think you'll find the full name is mathematics. Plural. Maths is right. :P

[CharlieHorse]

Maths. I think you'll find the full name is mathematics. Plural. Maths is right. :P

Maths is harder to say.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*stands up on table and victory dances* Oh yeah, uh uh *falls off table*

[The LOLer]

Math is fuckin EVIL!

[BebeFleur.]

Math is fuckin EVIL!

:o :mad: You're fuckin evil...don't say math is.... :(

[The LOLer]

:eek::o :mad: You're fuckin evil...don't say math is.... :(

:eek: you never cuss. Detention! Jk lol fml

[CharlieHorse]

Fukdishit *flip table*
Imma fubar this door. *fubar's the door and walks out*

[LunarScorpio]

Detention lines slightly strong worded conversations with absolute idiots fills my days as Head boy.

Oh the joys

[The LOLer]

Fukdishit *flip table*
Imma fubar this door. *fubar's the door and walks out*

Class fuckin dismissed, bitches! *pulls out gun and shoots everything*

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Shit... THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU WEAR HIGH HEELS

[The LOLer]

I'm James Bond mother luckas!

[HahaWaitWhat]

So is it cool if I start a bonfire in the corner with my notebook and some pencils? No? Doing it anyway.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

So is it cool if I start a bonfire in the corner with my notebook and some pencils? No? Doing it anyway.

*Throws a chair at you*

[The LOLer]

So is it cool if I start a bonfire in the corner with my notebook and some pencils? No? Doing it anyway.

Go ahead, I don't care.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Go ahead, I don't care.

*throws chair at teacher then dances on my desk*

[Synyster Shadows]

Can I go home, come back with my guitar, and play it for everyone?

[The LOLer]

Can I go home, come back with my guitar, and play it for everyone?
Do whatever you want I don't care
*throws chair at teacher then dances on my desk*

*throws chair back* "Bitch!"

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Do whatever you want I don't care


*throws chair back* "Bitch!"

*throws chair back again* No your the bitch!

[Synyster Shadows]

cool. *returns with guitar and plays So Far Away by Avenged Sevenfold*

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

cool. *returns with guitar and plays So Far Away by Avenged Sevenfold*

*Throws your guitar on the floor and jumps on it after pulling it away*

[Synyster Shadows]

*stalks off and buys a new guitar*

[The LOLer]

Free bird!

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Free bird!

*walks up* This is the day a girl is gonna touch your special part. Ha! *kicks teacher in the balls*

[Synyster Shadows]

*puts earbuds in and listens to music to drown out chaos*

[The LOLer]

*walks up* This is the day a girl is gonna touch your special part. Ha! *kicks teacher in the balls*

Does inappropriate stuff to Lola"

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

what do you call "inapproprate stuff"

[The LOLer]

what do you call "inapproprate stuff"

;)...

[Synyster Shadows]

this teacher sucks. *throws hammer and gives you a concussion*

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

;)...

Tell me or the principal I'll tell the principal about in here

[Synyster Shadows]

Lola, there is no principal...the only staff is Daniel...

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

shit *kicks teacher in balls again*

[The LOLer]

*shoots Lola with M14*

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*kicks bullet* Now what inappropriate stuff were you doing to me?

[The LOLer]

*kicks bullet* Now what inappropriate stuff were you doing to me?

Getting close and personal if you know what I mean.;)

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Eww, yuck!

[The LOLer]

Haha

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*backs off* He... He...

[The LOLer]

What?

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Suggestion for class. PE

[The LOLer]

K...

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

or HPE or SE or CAPA

[The LOLer]

Say what

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

You're a useless teacher

[The LOLer]

you're a useless teacher

d: Detention

[Synyster Shadows]

*shoots teacher with an AK-47*

She doesn't deserve detention, or Della, nor do I. Good bye.

[The LOLer]

Ok bye bye.*sets school on fire.*

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*sings* THIS SCHOOL IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Horatio Nelson]

The "WTF" factor is strong with this one.....

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*shoots teacher with an AK-47*

She doesn't deserve detention, or Della, nor do I. Good bye.

Your so brave!

[Synyster Shadows]

Not really. I'm just doing what's right and that's getting rid of this monster.

[Gwen]

This school went to Hell pretty quick :P (Sorry late arrival from a forgein school :P )

[The LOLer]

This school went to Hell pretty quick :P (Sorry late arrival from a forgein school :P )

Yes, indeed.

[HahaWaitWhat]

It's too early for this class. It's a good thing the sub sells crack, because I needed a line.

[The LOLer]

It's too early for this class. It's a good thing the sub sells crack, because I needed a line.

In 20 different favors

[Synyster Shadows]

*brings electric guitar and my band and the music destroys the school* Hell yeah!

[The LOLer]

Schools out for summer!

[HahaWaitWhat]

It's only Saturday..

[The LOLer]

And still this thread is active.

[Synyster Shadows]

This is one hell of a weird school

[HahaWaitWhat]

This is a school? I thought it was a whore house? Eh same thing, the girls are nude either way.

[Synyster Shadows]

Yeah, this is one messed up school.

[The LOLer]

Still, someone make me a fucking sandwich!

[Synyster Shadows]

Make it yourself! *dances on table*

[CharlieHorse]

Double slap the teacher.

[Silicate Wielder]

Hey, uh. Can you help me solve this equation?


π * 53 + 65 / 54^5 = M + AB/C^2 = 624-73B= 4

M is the Answer, and plugs into this following equation

M^2 + 2 = X

[omgitsgrace]

you're a crap teacher miss, cant we just skip school?

[HahaWaitWhat]

Hey, uh. Can you help me solve this equation?


π * 53 + 65 / 54^5 = M + AB/C^2 = 624-73B= 4

M is the Answer, and plugs into this following equation

M^2 + 2 = X

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltk1alhofB1qhb017.gif

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*dances on table. My clothes fall off* Shit *covers up*

[The LOLer]

*dances on table. My clothes fall off* Shit *covers up*

*claps* yay!

[Silicate Wielder]

image (http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltk1alhofB1qhb017.gif)

And you call yourself a teacher? This eqation is as simple as 2+2=4! :O

I am disapoint

[HahaWaitWhat]

And you call yourself a teacher? This eqation is as simple as 2+2=4! :O

I am disapoint

When was I elected teacher? Apparently there was a secret vote and I was not involved. I better get paid triple for dealing with all these little bastards.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*claps* yay!

*falls over and rolls toward you*

[The LOLer]

turns into waffle

[Synyster Shadows]

*eats you* What? You're a waffle and waffles are yummy

[The LOLer]

Turns into a knife in your stomach*

[Jake Morgan]

calls 911

[The LOLer]

Hey no fair

[Synyster Shadows]

Thanks Jake! *kills LOLer for nearly killing me*

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*tries to put my clothes on*

[HahaWaitWhat]

Damnit, I'm not giving you an A for putting your clothes on.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*drops clothes* I NEED THAT A!

[Jake Morgan]

puts an apple on teacher's desk

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*throws apple at Jake*

[Josh Morgan]

Dives in front of Jake, taking the apple.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Damn *stands up*

[Gwen]

Shit *Sits Down*

[Jake Morgan]

does the hokey pokey

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Throws clothes out the window

[Snookers]

*raises hand*

Can I go home now?

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

No mwahaha

[Josh Morgan]

Locks door and throws the key out the window.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*walks up to Josh*

[Josh Morgan]

Stands in anticipation

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*smirks*

[Snookers]

Throws a paper plane at her.

[The LOLer]

Wonders where this is going*

[Synyster Shadows]

*starts to walk out*

[The LOLer]

*also walks out*

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*slaps snookers and josh*

[Synyster Shadows]

*slaps Lola* why would you slap them? They're awesome

[The LOLer]

Makes out with everybody

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

kinda enjoys it

[The LOLer]

:D continues with lola

[Gwen]

*Raises hand* Are we actually going to learn something today?

[The LOLer]

*Raises hand* Are we actually going to learn something today?

Nope:D
Titles are deceiving

[Synyster Shadows]

This school definitely went to hell really soon

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

:D continues with lola

*smiles and looks into your eyes*

[The LOLer]

*smiles and looks into your eyes*

We shouldn't... *looks away

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

We shouldn't... *looks away

That didn't stop you before

[The LOLer]

That didn't stop you before

I know but it feels wrong... I hardly know you.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

I know but it feels wrong... I hardly know you.

It does...

[The LOLer]

*kiss goodbye*

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*looks at you* don't go, i have cookies

[The LOLer]

*looks at you* don't go, i have cookies

Cookies!!!!!

[Synyster Shadows]

Dude, everyone could give you cookies, if they wanted to, that is. *Fantasizes about the girl that I shouldn't be crushing on, but am*

[The LOLer]

Delaney!

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Cookies!!!!!

*hands cookies*

[HahaWaitWhat]

No cookies. Unless they were baked with thc.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

No *kicks Brandon*

[BebeFleur.]

Delaney!

What the hell are talking about me for?

[The LOLer]

What the hell are talking about me for?

Andrew likes you.

[BebeFleur.]

Andrew likes you.

Does not. Why? 'Cuz nobody likes me. See, I proved it with solid evidence. :D

[The LOLer]

Does not. Why? 'Cuz nobody likes me. See, I proved it with solid evidence. :D

Whatever. He has a total crush on you.

[Gwen]

Alright I'm back, so what's the lesson today? Or is it still total anarchy?

[BebeFleur.]

It's like a lunchroom, lol.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*puts my clothes on*

[CharlieHorse]

*Takes off my clothes*
I'm wearing a fuzzy robe underneath.

[BebeFleur.]

I want a fuzzy robe...no fairrrrrrr....


*goes out and gets a purple fuzzy robe for herself*

[The LOLer]

Buys fuzzy robe from Walmart* heck yea.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*sits on table*

[CharlieHorse]

Backflip

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*backbends*

[HahaWaitWhat]

Just watch out for that big pot filled with boiling lav- Yep she's dead.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*jumps over pot*

[BebeFleur.]

Back..err..falls?

[chrisf55]

*Does work like i'm supposed to do*
wtf is wrong with the rest of the class?

[The LOLer]

*Does work like i'm supposed to do*
wtf is wrong with the rest of the class?

Maybe we're a little insane!
:drool::turkey:

[HahaWaitWhat]

Speak for yourself, I'm perfectly normal. Just ask my imaginary friend Billy.

[Synyster Shadows]

*returns from Philadelphia* Party time. *gets party supplies*

[HahaWaitWhat]

http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/3941921+_d4fa7c4a41bb29904ce79e8d1e201100.jpg

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

:wub:*returns from Philadelphia* Party time. *gets party supplies*

gets supplies with you

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

forgot my clothes are out the window

[Synyster Shadows]

Whatever. He has a total crush on you.

I don't have a crush on her. we're just friends. *slaps you in the face* Go over to the corner and think about what you've done.
I was referring to a girl at my school who is dating someone. Besides they hate me.

[The LOLer]

I don't have a crush on her. we're just friends. *slaps you in the face* Go over to the corner and think about what you've done.
I was referring to a girl at my school who is dating someone. Besides they hate me.

Oh. :whoops: I'm really sorry dude. *stabs self* *cries* *goes to corner*

[Synyster Shadows]

It's ok, but seriously, we're just friends

[Plane And Simple]

*walks in, says hi to everyone. Gives cookies to Daniel*

[The LOLer]

OO

I
Love
You

[Plane And Simple]

Love you too lol. Btw I ordered a new plane :D

[The LOLer]

:(no

[Synyster Shadows]

What is that turkey on???

[Plane And Simple]

:(no

Why no? :(

[The LOLer]

What is that turkey on???

Your mom ;):P

[Synyster Shadows]

right...

*walks away*

[The LOLer]

Fuses door shut *

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Good job

[The LOLer]

Good job

That was random.

[Synyster Shadows]

no kidding

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

That was sarcasm *I forget my clothes were thrown out the window* Where are my clothes?

[Synyster Shadows]

You tell me

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

This is okay though... forget bout clothes *sits on table

[Synyster Shadows]

whatever *walks away*

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

atleast im not completely naked

[Synyster Shadows]

*gets violin out and plays Viva La Vida*

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

*listens*

[Synyster Shadows]

thanks for listening. It seems violinists get no respect

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

I know, right.

[Synyster Shadows]

How would you know?

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

My brothers a violinist. He gets zero respect except from family. He tells me

[Synyster Shadows]

Ah. well, if that's bad, violists get even less respect. There are dozens of violin jokes, but more viola jokes.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Too true