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Calum mcewan 15
May 8th, 2013, 09:49 AM
Have any of you ever got a boner at a really bad or awkward rime ?:)

Celtic.
May 8th, 2013, 09:51 AM
ive had awkward boners. Like watching the food network I got a boner.

Calum mcewan 15
May 8th, 2013, 10:11 AM
ive had awkward boners. Like watching the food network I got a boner.

Must have been orgasmic tasting food

Celtic.
May 8th, 2013, 10:12 AM
I guess. It was like a chocolate cake paula deen was baking

FergusDunn
May 8th, 2013, 10:14 AM
yes - me too.

I guess most guys get at some time

Calum mcewan 15
May 8th, 2013, 10:16 AM
I got one in the super market and it was being squashed down by my boxers and i couldn't fix it as there were people around it was very uncomfortable

crispxtra
May 8th, 2013, 11:19 AM
i got a boner in class, then the teacher asked me to come up to the board...awkward...but i hid it well

Calum mcewan 15
May 8th, 2013, 11:57 AM
i got a boner in class, then the teacher asked me to come up to the board...awkward...but i hid it well

The same thing happened to my friend except he had to hand out book and it was quite noticeable

XxVeggiexX
May 8th, 2013, 12:18 PM
I don't have boner problems as much since i wear jeans 24/7, but the most awkward place I got a boner was at the urinal with what looked to be a 70 year old next to me. It was extremely awkward for me.

Calum mcewan 15
May 8th, 2013, 12:30 PM
I don't have boner problems as much since i wear jeans 24/7, but the most awkward place I got a boner was at the urinal with what looked to be a 70 year old next to me. It was extremely awkward for me.

That would be awkward

Michael Anthony
May 8th, 2013, 04:43 PM
dude, ALL guys get awkward, unexpected boners.

i've gotten them in school.
or hanging around outside with budz.
or during a physical exam while the doc was feeling me up.

Pyro99
May 8th, 2013, 04:58 PM
Ohhhh yes. At the worst time.

MikeyB
May 8th, 2013, 05:14 PM
When I was hanging out with one of my friends and she was talking about sex for some reason and yeah you can picture the rest.

The_Hunger_Games
May 8th, 2013, 06:25 PM
Yep T wawa once and I was wereing basketball shorts and ordering so I couldn't mask it with putting my hads down there like I was texting or anything lol

pjones
May 8th, 2013, 06:27 PM
on the beach talking to a pretty girl. no way to hide it tho she smiled when she noticed it

nklarke
September 21st, 2013, 01:58 AM
In the swimming pool.

DamoMac
September 21st, 2013, 04:32 AM
Not really surprisingly, my penis has been good to me haha =)

kye.
September 21st, 2013, 05:50 AM
Have any of you ever got a boner at a really bad or awkward rime ?:)

more like...when have I not?

josh100
September 21st, 2013, 06:01 AM
I'd like to say No but that would be a huge lie. We all do dude

Andy_
September 21st, 2013, 08:35 AM
In school a lot, sometimes I get them near the end of class which is so awkward to stand up.

justin 13
September 21st, 2013, 11:39 AM
In church. But none caught me.

The captain
September 21st, 2013, 12:06 PM
yeah a lot...beach, school,

Ricky.h
September 21st, 2013, 12:13 PM
I've had A LOT of boners while walking around the house nude
No one says anything, but I do get stares because of my size

My mom just says put that BIG thing down lolol

justin6969
September 21st, 2013, 07:04 PM
yeah, more when i was younger though

neboy
September 28th, 2013, 06:56 PM
yeah a lot

McAK101
September 29th, 2013, 03:53 PM
All. The. Time.

JPTennisMan
September 29th, 2013, 04:08 PM
The most awkward boner was at school during gym when it was kind of bulging in my gym shorts. But I just sat down until it went down

henry5331
October 23rd, 2013, 10:42 AM
Have any of you ever got a boner at a really bad or awkward rime ?:)

Yes.

louis.uk
October 23rd, 2013, 04:22 PM
Sometimes. At school, work and when im out I mainly get them. Work is the worst cause people are sitting down and its kinda just there, i try to hide it though

EpicTaco
October 23rd, 2013, 04:30 PM
I don't really ever feel awkward, even I know that's weird. Nonetheless, I would say one day when I did a speech right in front of the entire school in basketball shorts. It was fairly obvious, too xD

itsdattguy
October 23rd, 2013, 07:14 PM
Well, to be honest... Not any awkward moments I can remember right now.

Thomas01
October 23rd, 2013, 09:25 PM
Nothing noticable because I wear jeans.

Unsolvedmind
October 23rd, 2013, 09:36 PM
No i have never gotten a boner at an awkward rime

The most awkward time i got a boner was in my marine science class i get them alot in the and i dont know why

Barney Stinson
October 23rd, 2013, 11:23 PM
I think everyone has. The worst is when you are wearing gym shorts and you have nowhere to hide it.

kylem
October 23rd, 2013, 11:56 PM
yeah its happened to me. I was at a friends house and his sister is really cute. When we were swimming, I got a boner big time in the pool when me and her were playing volleyball in the pool and we were grabbing each other. I think she was doing that to get me hard and it totally worked. Then I had to wait to get out of the pool because her parents were there to!:whoops:

HSJock206
October 24th, 2013, 10:18 PM
As often as I get a boner, or at least a semi, I quit counting or paying attention on how often and where. Most embarrassing is during a swim meet or when I'm in a wrestling match where there is nothing to do to hide it. Other time are in board shorts at the beach of pool party going commando. It sucks but never seen another dude wear underwear in board shorts........happens to most guys anyway.

sampson
October 24th, 2013, 10:24 PM
Yes, stood at the front of the class room.....

Pittsburgh
October 24th, 2013, 10:49 PM
I get them when im getting tired alot

johnsmith2
October 25th, 2013, 01:59 PM
I've had boners at the wrong moment many times

tristian0714
October 25th, 2013, 03:00 PM
This has happened to me multiple times. The most awkward of places is at school.

tim13531
October 25th, 2013, 03:19 PM
i got one wen my teacher had me after school...im pretty sure she is a slut cuz she kept lookin at it and lookin at me also she wears really slutty outfits

canadaboy44
October 25th, 2013, 07:36 PM
ackward boners not so much anymore, I did once with a friend...I was watching tv on the coach with just underwear on, didn't think he was awake, but he came downstairs and saw it...not that he or I cared

roadwarrior
October 25th, 2013, 09:08 PM
when I see a beautiful girl in the park.. I got a boner for her but it's good she didn't see it...

riverboy
October 25th, 2013, 09:10 PM
Yeah a lot

Lovelife090994
October 25th, 2013, 09:14 PM
Yes, everyday almost and sometimes for no reason!

VirtualGuy012
October 25th, 2013, 10:49 PM
Nah, not really. None that i couldn't cover up anyway ;)

Throwaway24
October 26th, 2013, 06:58 AM
I more or less have a boner lol. The worst time i got a boner was i fell asleep in history then was asked to stand up and do a powerpoint of the lesson as i seemed to know it enough to go to sleep. As it was i had got a boner while i was asleep so had to stand up and quickly walk to the desk an sit down. I dont think anyone noticed but they do think im a bit weird.

Rukua
November 2nd, 2013, 02:20 PM
I don't remember how it happened, but I remember in year 8 I remember getting a hard on in class but like, not really knowing, & I guess one of the school tough guys spotted it from the other end of the class. Anyway, being the comedian he is, he told me to reach up to the ceiling fan to see how tall I really was, & without thinking I did, both hands. I didn't really understand what was happening to be completely honest, but my god, I remember feeling so embarrassed when I realized what happened.