Stains... :(

[DeathRanger94]

I have all these stains from you-know-what on my underwear. How do I get rid o them without anyone noticing? There hidden under my bed right now, but they an't stay there forever. What do I do?

[Aηdy]

Whn your parents are out just try washing them with some warm water, if that doesn't work try using some washing powder on the way or something.

[DeathRanger94]

I think theres something wrong with me, I always end up with the stains no matter wether i J/O or not. And would a window cleaner like Windex help? I already tried saliva, no use there...

[TheDude]

I think theres something wrong with me, I always end up with the stains no matter wether i J/O or not. And would a window cleaner like Windex help? I already tried saliva, no use there...

There isn't anything wrong with you - it is just wet dreams ("nocturnal emissions") that give the stains when you don't j/o.

[Aηdy]

Just use some warm water, you wont produce enough saliva to clean something. Windex.. for windows..

[DeathRanger94]

Windex.. for windows..

LOL

Thanks, every1, I'll just try that then :yes:

[byee]

How did the stains get there in the first place? Maybe you can address that?
And how bad are they?

i don't know how the laundry's done in your house, but I've never, ever seen my mom examine the laundry very closely before dumping it in the machine. It's 'lights or darks' and that's about it. Is your mom the kind of person who examines dirty laundry very closely?

Chances are you're bringing much more attention to this by NOT tossing your underwear in the dirty clothes, just do it.

[Dolphus]

If the stains are visible because of a color contrast on your underwear, running water over it might help some. If you can run water over them in the sink without raising suspicions, I'd try that too.

[Lifesreject]

Yer i'd just put them in the washer when your mums not home or something. It will be far easier and cleaner than trying to wash them in a sink.

[Patchy]

What I used to do was wait until my mum was out, put them in the washer, but didnt switch it on coz then my mum would get wise and realise.

[hot_mary_jane_lover]

I have that problem to! I try to wash them myself but it does not work some times. Just wash it right after you you-know-what ;D

[irhmrh]

Well you can try and sneek them in pockets of other clothing, but other than that its natural. If you look at ur dads or older bros pants you may find the same