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Unrelatablellamo15

May 5th, 2013, 11:27 PM

I, for one, am sick of the internet's minor population's penis size being inches above the standard adult size. So, I made an account to deal with it. Let's begin.. their will be some weird questions on here but what this is, is a PENIS SIZE TO INTELLIGENCE comparison..ha, ha, ha!
Ahem, guys only--- (extremely bored girls can just answer either-sex questions)

1. Age (13-19)
1.5. How far into puberty are you?
1.7. What grade are you in?
1.8. Weight? Don't round up or down. Has to be taken recently.
1.9. Height?

2. Do you know what flaccid is?
3. What's your flaccid length? Don't round up or down.

4. Do you know what erect is?
5. What's your erect length? Don't round up or down.

6. Do you know what girth is?
7. What's your girth? (flaccid) Don't round up or down.
8. What's your girth? (erect) Don't round up or down.

8. How long is the average ruler?

Since you all are experts at this, let's measure some common household objects.
Answer as many as you like. Minimum one.

9. Xbox 360 slim (length)
10. PS3 Slim (length)
11. Length/circumference of toilet paper roll
12. Diameter/circumference of a CD
13. Standard piece of paper (length x width)
14. iPhone (as there is differences between models, state... MODEL)
15. Samsung galaxy s (as above)
16. A ten inch piece of string
17. Standard unused, unsharpened pencil

Done. Next section.

18. What is 2+2?
19. Are you a woman?
20. What's the average size of an erect adult penis?
21. What's the average girth of an erect adult penis
22. How big is your dad's penis?
23. Why the heck do you know that?

Finally...

24. How much pubic hair do you have?
25. Has your voice been cracking?
26. What tanner stage are you in?
27. How the heck did you figure that out?
28. Have you had sex?
29. With a guy or a girl?
29. Have you seen another penis?
30. Do you feel small?
31. Have you been laughed at for size?
32. How much percent of people have a penis more than 10" long?
33. Where do you put the base of the ruler at to measure your penis?
34. Where do you end the measurement?
35. Are you supposed to push down on your pubic area?
36. At what area do you measure girth?
37. How deep is an adult woman's vagina?
38. What is a penis designed to fit into?
39. What do woman like more, length or width?
40. How much women care about penis size?
41. How much woman think guys over exaggerate penis size?
41.5. How much percent of minors have a penis larger than an adults?

Annnnnddd..

42. Gay,bi,straight?
42.5. Do you hate LGBT people?
42.51. If so, why?
43. Are you dating?
43.2 You are attracted to people of what age?
43.5 If yes, for how long?
43.6 If yes, are you happy with your relationship?
43.7 If yes, is it with a guy or a girl?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Were they BFs or GFs?
45. What country were you born in?
46. The country you're in now?
47. Your ethnicity?
48. Do you masturbate? No? Hah, good one. The answer is yes.
49. How often?
48.3. The percent of teens who masturbate often? (Boys/Girls differ)
48.932. The percent that admits it?
48.99967. Do you watch porn? How often?

Nessup..

50. Have you any idea how to measure the volume of your testicles?
51. No? Go learn. Do you know how to, now?
52. So, how many ml are they?
53. If you do not control magic, what's the closest thing you can compare it to?
54. What's the average ml of one, one belonging to an adult male?
55. What's the average of one that hasn't started puberty?
56. Did those last 6 questions creep you out?

Hopefully, you laughed, you cried, you were scared and you were amused. If you only answer the size questions, your answer is completely incredible. Have fun, my little liars and truth-tellers! I'll give you guys facts once enough info makes its way through. Hopefully this will shine new light to true average size. Please state whether you're using the metric or American system of measurements. Yes, this test is serious, and not a lie or a joke.

If you want to know about me, I'm 15, male, 170 lbs, bi (more to women), 2 soft, 5.5 hard and 5.75 in girth. (All in inches)

Steven1

May 6th, 2013, 11:21 AM

1. Age (13-19) 15
1.5. How far into puberty are you? Almost finished
1.7. What grade are you in?Year 11
1.8. Weight? Don't round up or down. Has to be tak-en recently. Something like 12 and a half stone, haven't measured recently
1.9. Height? 5'11.5"

2. Do you know what flaccid is? Obviously
3. What's your flaccid length? Don't round up or down. 3.8"

4. Do you know what erect is? Nah not at all. Yeah, of course.
5. What's your erect length? Don't round up or down. 7.8"

6. Do you know what girth is? Yes
7. What's your girth? (flaccid) Don't round up or down. Dont know
8. What's your girth? (erect) Don't round up or down. 6.1"

8. How long is the average ruler? 12" / 30cm / 300ml

Since you all are experts at this, let's measure some common household objects.
Answer as many as you like. Minimum one.
Cant see how these are relevant
9. Xbox 360 slim (length)
10. PS3 Slim (length)
11. Length/circumference of toilet paper roll
12. Diameter/circumference of a CD
13. Standard piece of paper (length x width)
14. iPhone (as there is differences between models, state... MODEL)
15. Samsung galaxy s (as above)
16. A ten inch piece of string Bit obvious. 10"
17. Standard unused, unsharpened pencil

Done. Next section.

18. What is 2+2? 4, why are you constantly assuming we're idiots?
19. Are you a woman? Funnily enough no
20. What's the average size of an erect adult penis? 5.1-5.9"
21. What's the average girth of an erect adult penis Not a clue
22. How big is your dad's penis? Idk, I know it's quite big.
23. Why the heck do you know that? I catch glimpses of it if I'm walking through the hallway at the same time as he's getting out the bath

Finally...

24. How much pubic hair do you have? A load
25. Has your voice been cracking? It's broken if thats what you mean
26. What tanner stage are you in? 4.8
27. How the heck did you figure that out? Stage Calculator
28. Have you had sex? No
29. With a guy or a girl? N/A
29. Have you seen another penis? Yes
30. Do you feel small? No
31. Have you been laughed at for size?No
32. How much percent of people have a penis more than 10" long? Not many. I know only 0.2% have over 7"
33. Where do you put the base of the ruler at to measure your penis? At the base of my penis?
34. Where do you end the measurement? The tip?
35. Are you supposed to push down on your pubic area? No, dont think so
36. At what area do you measure girth? Middle. Well, I do anyway
37. How deep is an adult woman's vagina? It expands. But not that big I know. Couldn't you just search the internet for this instead of asking us for it?
38. What is a penis designed to fit into? Hmmm...designed to reproduce? I wonder. Perhaps a vagina? No, cant be, to obvious. Of course a vagina.
39. What do woman like more, length or width? Width. Idk, Im not a woman
40. How much women care about penis size? Idk, Im not a woman
41. How much woman think guys over exaggerate penis size? A lot
41.5. How much percent of minors have a penis larger than an adults?No a lot. Some, like me, do, but not all. I have but Im from a well endowed family

Annnnnddd..

42. Gay,bi,straight? Straight
42.5. Do you hate LGBT people?No. Nothings wrong with them, they're just into different people, no problem with it
42.51. If so, why? N/A
43. Are you dating? Not yet
43.2 You are attracted to people of what age? About my age
43.5 If yes, for how long? N/A
43.6 If yes, are you happy with your relationship? N/A
43.7 If yes, is it with a guy or a girl? N/A
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Were they BFs or GFs? Idk, a few.
45. What country were you born in? England
46. The country you're in now? England
47. Your ethnicity? White British
48. Do you masturbate? No? Hah, good one. The answer is yes. Im a teenage boy? So yes.
49. How often? Every day at least
48.3. The percent of teens who masturbate often? (Boys/Girls differ) For boys, probably like 95%. Remember that if they're Roman Catholic they see it as a sin.
48.932. The percent that admits it? Like 100% of those who do. Boys always brag about it
48.99967. Do you watch porn? How often? Sometimes, yeah

Nessup..

50. Have you any idea how to measure the volume of your testicles? Yes
51. No? Go learn. Do you know how to, now? I already knew
52. So, how many ml are they? About 17
53. If you do not control magic, what's the closest thing you can compare it to? Idk, a marble or walnut?
54. What's the average ml of one, one belonging to an adult male? Idk, 23ml I think?
55. What's the average of one that hasn't started puberty? Something like 4ml?
56. Did those last 6 questions creep you out? Not really

Now my questions. Why do you need to know these? Why didn't you answer them? Why didn't you just find them out on the internet? Why did I spend like 10/20 minutes of my life filling this in and you didnt?]

Unrelatablellamo15

May 7th, 2013, 05:41 PM

chrisf55

May 7th, 2013, 09:08 PM

1. Age (13-19)
1.5. How far into puberty are you? According to the stage calculator, 3.8
1.7. What grade are you in? 8th, going to 9th
1.8Weight? Don't round up or down. Has to be taken recently. 102(yesterday)
1.9. Height? 5'7"

2. Do you know what flaccid is? It pretty much means not erect
3. What's your flaccid length? Don't round up or down. 4.8"

4. Do you know what erect is? When your penis is hard, not going into detail
5. What's your erect length? Don't round up or down. pretty much exactly 7"

6. Do you know what girth is? circumference
7. What's your girth? (flaccid) Don't round up or down. don't know
8. What's your girth? (erect) Don't round up or down. 5.1"

8. How long is the average ruler? 12 inches

Since you all are experts at this, let's measure some common household objects.
Answer as many as you like. Minimum one.

9. Xbox 360 slim (length)
10. PS3 Slim (length)
11. Length/circumference of toilet paper roll
12. Diameter/circumference of a CD
13. Standard piece of paper (length x width) Paper I use is 8 1/2" X 11"
14. iPhone (as there is differences between models, state... MODEL)
15. Samsung galaxy s (as above)
16. A ten inch piece of string: 10 inches
17. Standard unused, unsharpened pencil

Done. Next section.

18. What is 2+2? 4
19. Are you a woman? No
20. What's the average size of an erect adult penis?6.5" according to this site
21. What's the average girth of an erect adult penis? Around 5"
22. How big is your dad's penis? Don't know for sure, but it's big
23. Why the heck do you know that? Locker rooms at the gym

Finally...

24. How much pubic hair do you have? average amount
25. Has your voice been cracking? No
26. What tanner stage are you in? 3.8
27. How the heck did you figure that out? They have the link on here
28. Have you had sex? Technically no
29. With a guy or a girl?
29. Have you seen another penis? Yes
30. Do you feel small? I feel average
31. Have you been laughed at for size? Have before, yes
32. How much percent of people have a penis more than 10" long? wouldn't know
33. Where do you put the base of the ruler at to measure your penis? Above the penis, not on the sides
34. Where do you end the measurement? At the tip of the penis
35. Are you supposed to push down on your pubic area? No
36. At what area do you measure girth? The point where the penis has the most girth
37. How deep is an adult woman's vagina? It varies, and the vagina stretches to accommodate different penises, so there isn't a really reliable average
38. What is a penis designed to fit into? A vagina
39. What do woman like more, length or width? Depends on the woman
40. How much women care about penis size? Probably not much
41. How much woman think guys over exaggerate penis size? A LOT
41.5. How much percent of minors have a penis larger than an adults? I wouldn't know and probably shouldn't google it

Annnnnddd..

42. Gay,bi,straight? bi
42.5. Do you hate LGBT people? No
42.51. If so, why?
43. Are you dating? Yes
43.2 You are attracted to people of what age? Mostly around my age
43.5 If yes, for how long? A year or so
43.6 If yes, are you happy with your relationship? Yes
43.7 If yes, is it with a guy or a girl? girl
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Were they BFs or GFs? I've had 8 gf's
45. What country were you born in? US
46. The country you're in now? US
47. Your ethnicity? white
48. Do you masturbate? No? Hah, good one. The answer is yes.
49. How often? Around every day
48.3. The percent of teens who masturbate often? (Boys/Girls differ)
48.932. The percent that admits it?
48.99967. Do you watch porn? How often? Yes, once a week, more or less

Nessup..

50. Have you any idea how to measure the volume of your testicles? Yes
51. No? Go learn. Do you know how to, now?
52. So, how many ml are they? Mine are around 17ml if I remember correctly
53. If you do not control magic, what's the closest thing you can compare it to? wtf is this question
54. What's the average ml of one, one belonging to an adult male? Around 18ml
55. What's the average of one that hasn't started puberty? HOW WOULD I KNOW
56. Did those last 6 questions creep you out? MOST OF THESE HAVE, YES

How the heck am I supposed to know all of these percents and averages and crap, I thought this was an intelligence test, not a googling test.

HunterBlue

May 7th, 2013, 09:55 PM

You really want to know a lot about penises. I mean, look at that. 56 detailed questions about dicks. That's like a homework assignment. That's way too much work for me.

Steven1

May 9th, 2013, 10:31 AM

As you noticed, a lot of it is sarcastic... I get sick of kids saying that they are about 10" and then say something like "it's ok if ur not as big as me :(" with no evidence.. You did really good.. If others do as good as you it just comes closer to proving that we have a society of huge-penised kids instead of a bunch of liars.

I was thinking that if kids don't know basic words like flaccid and don't know where to measure and/or don't know ANYTHING about sex, a woman etc they're obviously exaggerating, lying or tricking themselves.

The common household objects part just shows if they are any good at a ruler (yes, that's common sense but if they have even a little error it can turn to a lot with skin)

-I do know them
-it's partially a test so I don't really want to give out answers. I'd fill out everything else if you want me to.
-See 1
-See 2
Thanks, and good job.

Ah right, ok. I can see where you're coming from as I see a lot of people bragging on here about have 10 inches and stuff and Im like "Your 13. Your IQ probably isnt even 10." I was just wondering why you did it thats all, and your answer does seem reasonable, so it's quite a good survey in hindsight. I can see your point about the household objects as well, I thought it was because people where going round saying something like "My penis is as big as a PS3" or something haha. But yeah, I wouldnt say that we live in a society of large penis'- the way I figure it's just like height in that there are some smaller ones, most average ones and few above average ones. But thanks for answering my question :)