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tomfelix
May 4th, 2013, 01:56 PM
Have you ever been in the middle of bashing one out, just enjoying yourself, nothing wrong with that..... Then suddenly something happens to completely turn you off, stop you in mid flow or what?
So what is the worst masturbation interruption you've had?
(Or atleast the most story worthy :) )
Mine was when my of my cats jumped on my bed and started purring and rubbing against my leg..... I just couldn't carry on at all then :(
Pete_Dude
May 4th, 2013, 03:06 PM
Have you ever been in the middle of bashing one out, just enjoying yourself, nothing wrong with that..... Then suddenly something happens to completely turn you off, stop you in mid flow or what?
So what is the worst masturbation interruption you've had?
(Or atleast the most story worthy :) )
Mine was when my of my cats jumped on my bed and started purring and rubbing against my leg..... I just couldn't carry on at all then :(
Geez hard to say for me, I've been interrupted & walked in on WAY TOO MANY TIMES LOLZ:eek:
Krash9
May 4th, 2013, 07:09 PM
I get walked in on alot too, i wish i had a lock on my door.
chrisf55
May 4th, 2013, 11:42 PM
Have you ever been in the middle of bashing one out, just enjoying yourself, nothing wrong with that..... Then suddenly something happens to completely turn you off, stop you in mid flow or what?
So what is the worst masturbation interruption you've had?
(Or atleast the most story worthy :) )
Mine was when my of my cats jumped on my bed and started purring and rubbing against my leg..... I just couldn't carry on at all then :(
I was watching porn and in the middle of the video, which was like 30 minutes long, it changed into some dead-looking girl making this unholy scream and it scared the heck outta me.
Jay_Swagg_LOL
May 5th, 2013, 03:18 AM
i was watching porn and in the middle of the video, which was like 30 minutes long, it changed into some dead-looking girl making this unholy scream and it scared the heck outta me.
lolz dude
BrandonA
May 5th, 2013, 03:29 AM
I was in the zone wanking in my bed and I hear my door open quietly and I immediately put the blanket on. It was my mom she turned on the light asking if I was alright. I pretended to wake up and I was red. She said go back to sleep
chrisawesome
May 5th, 2013, 03:37 AM
I was the only one home and fucking my girlfriend at the time. It was like 2 in the morning when our security system went off. Some dumbass was trying to break in our gate. I just pulled it out her ass and walked onto the balcony naked and still erect. Imagine, you robbing a place and a naked guy pointing a sword at you.
tomfelix
May 5th, 2013, 10:59 AM
I only just remembered this one time I was jerking off in the bathroom cubicles at school cuz I was just that horny then all of a sudden I hear the biggest, loudest fart and slosh from a butt torpedo next door..... put me off a bit
AlexIsnotonfire
May 30th, 2013, 03:35 PM
I only just remembered this one time I was jerking off in the bathroom cubicles at school cuz I was just that horny then all of a sudden I hear the biggest, loudest fart and slosh from a butt torpedo next door..... put me off a bit
That's lovely...
zeebo
May 30th, 2013, 03:53 PM
Nothing really bad, but it happens all the time to me...
SniperKing
June 1st, 2013, 12:17 AM
thankfully never :D
willrob
June 8th, 2013, 10:55 PM
i've been interrupted by my parents and my bro before
iAmSecret22398
June 13th, 2013, 05:23 PM
Sucks when this happens. Makes you feel empty, unfinished, incomplete. It probably happens most when I'm wanking and them I hear someone coming towards my room - having to quickly hide my erection under the duvet and speaking to your mother/father/whoever is pretty off-putting.
punker_25
August 28th, 2013, 01:04 PM
seeing something really funny
DerBear
August 28th, 2013, 01:39 PM
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