Insults!

[The LOLer]

None of this should be taken personally. We all love each other.

Ok try to make the meanest, most hateful insult.
All posts start by (You)

IE:You are a butter bloadoo butt.

Again, we are all brothers and sister. We love each other while hating eachother.

[Cygnus]

Can I post insults in Spanish? I have some excellent ones. However I shall post one in english just because.

You are the reason why the human race is not perfect.

[The LOLer]

Your mom is a gorilla.

[Cygnus]

Your mom is called a piggy bank because everyone puts things inside her.

You still haven't answered if I can post in Spanish.

[Ace of Spades]

Your mother is like a door knob; everybody gets a turn.

[The LOLer]

Your mom is called a piggy bank because everyone puts things inside her.

You still haven't answered if I can post in Spanish.

Oh yeah.

[The LOLer]

You look like a bomb went off in your face.

[Mob Boss]

You are normal.








That's an insult, in my opinion.

[Ballboy]

If you were a half-wit you'd be doing better.

[johnsmith1]

You so ugly when you wer born, the doctor slaped your mother!

[The LOLer]

You so ugly when you wer born, the doctor slaped your mother!

Lol so original

[Synyster Shadows]

Your face looks like it went through a blender

[LouBerry]

Your face IS a blender.

[Abyssal Echo]

you're a southern fried chitlin

[HahaWaitWhat]

History will judge me harshly for not having killed you.

[The LOLer]

Your mom likes 5$ foot longs.

[HahaWaitWhat]

If you were any less intelligent, I would have to water you twice a week.

[The LOLer]

If you face was any uglier, people would think you were in a war.

[HahaWaitWhat]

I hope your asshole grows taste buds.

[LouBerry]

I hope your signature bird eats your eyes.

[HahaWaitWhat]

You're the opposite of Batman.

[The LOLer]

I love when your mom makes tacos.

[Left Now]

You Aunt Mom!

[HahaWaitWhat]

I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth.

[The LOLer]

I threw up and it looks like your face.

[HahaWaitWhat]

You look like a before picture.

[The LOLer]

If you were any ugglier I'd put you in a zoo.

[HahaWaitWhat]

You have the most depressing smile.

[Synyster Shadows]

I hope that bird rips your face apart so I don't need to look at it.

[The LOLer]

Your sig is having a seizure...

Your mom likes bed and Breakfast. Bed especially.

[HahaWaitWhat]

I hope you step on a lego.

[The LOLer]

Go fuck a rock.

[CharlieHorse]

Go fuck a rock.

I've got a funny story bout that... :P

>>Nobody loves you, and nobody ever will.

This is the most darkest thing to say.

[Snookers]

Mudblood!

[HahaWaitWhat]

With a face like yours, I'd be very careful about who and what I make fun of.

[Left Now]

(Silence)....It is worse than any other insults.

[Snookers]

You are the fakest person I ever met in my whole life. Your personality is awfull and the only those who hang out with you are your fake friends, that are willing to give you in exchange for a video game.

[BrainDamage]

The sight of you makes an infected cum bubble look pleasing...

[BrainDamage]

I hope ya flip some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve,
In front of the Beatles' tour bus,
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste,
The light turns red you have no brakes,
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape,
So you can see the look on your face,
I hope your Pinto begins to spin,
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran,
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner,
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner,
Perhaps even the British Royal Family,
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy,
And we can't forget the newlyweds,
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead,
I hope your cellmate thinks he's God,
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob",
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse,
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse,
While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock,
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance",
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince,
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,
And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
And whatever happens next is all a blur,
But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
And when you finally regain consciousness,
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress,
And the prison guard looks the other way,
'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day,
I hope this helps to emphasize,
I hope this helps to clarify,
I hope you die!!! -Bloodhound Gang

EPIC :P

[The LOLer]

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

[Snookers]

You look like Nicki Minaj.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

I'll give you points for that one.

You're not pretty enough to be this much of a bitch.

[Snookers]

I wear heels bigger than your dick.

[The LOLer]

I wear heels bigger than your dick.

Dont feel bad, a lot of people have no talent.

[HahaWaitWhat]

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

[The LOLer]

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

I don't get it

You like little boys. (Insult, in a way.

[Celtic.]

the thing in your pants isent awesome

[BrainDamage]

You cheeky dick waffle

[Celtic.]

your a old homeless dipshit that likes to lick bear shit

[BrainDamage]

your a old homeless dipshit that likes to lick bear shit

Hey wait a minute, your mom already told me that one last night!

[Celtic.]

says the guy that shoves pork grinds up his ass so he can be SALTY for his mother to lick out!

lol btw you insulted yourself so you got no pussy

[BrainDamage]

Never insulted myself, if you ever had even a little bit of knowledge about the real world and stopped pocking that sorry piece of shit you call a dick -We're sorry but the rest of this insult is for people who HAVE a life, we apologise for the inconvenience-

[The LOLer]

If I asked to eat your pussy, I'd get air.

[Celtic.]

Never insulted myself, if you ever had even a little bit of knowledge about the real world and stopped pocking that sorry piece of shit you call a dick -We're sorry but the rest of this insult is for people who HAVE a life, we apologise for the inconvenience-
you lick shit and btw the piece of shit you licking aint my dick Its your moms. ha your whole family is a bunch of cross dressers haveing hardcore sword fights* your adopted and not even your mom Carlos loves you. Fuck you and your face looks like a turd i baked in the oven


If I asked to eat your pussy, I'd get air.
so you'd eat your imaginary dick?

I wear heels bigger than your dick.

so there 1495369269639 inches?

[BrainDamage]

Alright fine I'll tell you how to have a bigger dick than your mom... First you go to the local clinic and ask for something called viagra, it'll help you to GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! You protostant fuck bucket...

[The LOLer]

you lick shit and btw the piece of shit you licking aint my dick Its your moms. ha your whole family is a bunch of cross dressers haveing hardcore sword fights* your adopted and not even your mom Carlos loves you. Fuck you and your face looks like a turd i baked in the oven



so you'd eat your imaginary dick?



so there 1495369269639 inches?

No, never mind, I wasn't clear enough.

[Celtic.]

Alright fine I'll tell you how to have a bigger dick than your mom... First you go to the local clinic and ask for something called viagra, it'll help you to GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! You protostant fuck bucket...

shut the fuck up and go lick your fathers old pubic hair. you arrogant little twat.

[BrainDamage]

shut the fuck up and go lick your fathers old pubic hair. you arrogant little twat.

Ooh wow what a come back (sarcasm)... I would insult you but I fear you probably won't understand it...

[Celtic.]

Ooh wow what a come back (sarcasm)... I would insult you but I fear you probably won't understand it...

yea thanks. I cant understand insults from a drunk 4TH GRADER

[Synyster Shadows]

You're a preschooler on heroin.

[BrainDamage]

I like this guy ^

Anyway... Go fuck a rubber duck!

[CharlieHorse]

I hate you more than I hate myself. :/

[HahaWaitWhat]

I don't get it

You like little boys. (Insult, in a way.

Wits is basically another way of saying intelligence. So a battle of intelligence against an unarmed man. I would be calling you stupid or unintelligent.

I would slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand.

[DoodleSnap]

You're so ugly general relativity doesn't apply to you.

[Celtic.]

You're a preschooler on heroin.
your a sick little freak that gets his jollys by fucking 60-95 year old crossdressers



Anyway... Go fuck a rubber duck!

Ive put more rubber on in one hour than you have in a year

[The LOLer]

Wits is basically another way of saying intelligence. So a battle of intelligence against an unarmed man. I would be calling you stupid or unintelligent.

I would slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand.

Im not stupid i know what wits means.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Im not stupid i know what wits means.

Well you said you didn't get it so I just assumed that's what you meant, hah sorry my bad.

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.

[The LOLer]

Your face makes me think of a farm.

[HahaWaitWhat]

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

[The LOLer]

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

?

Your mom is a cow.

[BrainDamage]

You were born because your dad was watching porn and came on his shoe then kicked your mother in her privates...

[HahaWaitWhat]

?

Your mom is a cow.

I would be calling you fat.

You're the AT&T of people.

[The LOLer]

Your mom is one of the AT&T kids. "We want more, we want more."

[HahaWaitWhat]

You are a sad, lonely little man, and you have my pity.

[PinkFloyd]

Your bow tie is no where near as awesome as mine.

[Synyster Shadows]

You have a voice like nails on a chalkboard. It makes people pass out.

[The LOLer]

You are a sad, lonely little man, and you have my pity.

Yes I am XD

[Synyster Shadows]

You're a sad excuse for a waste of space

[HahaWaitWhat]

Douchecanoe.

[CharlieHorse]

Douchecanoe.

Lol Wut? 0_o

[HahaWaitWhat]

Lol Wut? 0_o

Ya heard.

[The LOLer]

If I had a dollar for every sibling you had, I'd be the richest man in the world.

[Synyster Shadows]

If i had a dollar for every success in your life, I'd be a beggar on the street.

[The LOLer]

If had a dollar for every penis you have, I wouldn't have any money.

[HahaWaitWhat]

If I had a dollar for every sibling you had, I'd be the richest man in the world.

You would be a very poor man.

I hope something you love catches on fire.

[The LOLer]

I hope that bird pecks your eyes out, and then eats them.

[Joshua2000]

Your so fat when you sit around the house you sit AROUND the house.

[jayyy-lmao]

It's not my fault you were raised with the IQ of a ham sandwich.

[Synyster Shadows]

It's not my fault you ARE a ham sandwich, with olives. :yuck:

[The LOLer]

Your so fat when you sit around the house you sit AROUND the house.

Original.

[Synyster Shadows]

I'm glad I don't have to be near you, with that huge head. I ain't cleaning up when it swells and explodes, which will happen soon

[Joshua2000]

Original.

I didnt know this was an originality contest....

[AlexBarrett]

Nice skateboard. I didn't know you could stack shit on a skateboard.

[The LOLer]

I didnt know this was an originality contest....

Umm its not... But... -.-

[The LOLer]

I didn't realize talking to yourself was therapeutic.

[SammieRose]

It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others.

[The LOLer]

Your dads watch your butt.

[SammieRose]

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man!

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Your singing is so terrible it would peel scales off a donkeys butt

[SammieRose]

I bet your asshole gets jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

[The LOLer]

I bet your asshole gets jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Ok that was good Rofl!

[HahaWaitWhat]

Your mother fucks for bricks so she can build your sister a whorehouse.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

If you were on Biggest Loser, you would already be The Biggest Loser

[The LOLer]

You were last in the beauty pagent of all the women in the world.

[SammieRose]

I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

[The LOLer]

I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

You fuck dogs for donuts.

[SammieRose]

You fuck dogs for donuts.

wow, that is a demeaning one! :eek::lol::lol::lol:

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

[The LOLer]

:lol:wow, that is a demeaning one! :eek::lol::lol::lol:

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
I am glad I'm single after seeing you, what with how ugly girls can be.

[SammieRose]

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
I am glad I'm single after seeing you, what with how ugly girls can be.

oh, don't worry, you are so ugly, that in 20 countries it is illegal for you to marry.

[The LOLer]

At least it's legal on mars.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself? I seriously love this one.

[lowride]

If your mom was a sign she would be open

[WickedWeekend]

You are so ugly, not even Lady Gaga would wear you.

[The LOLer]

Go fick a rock!

[jayyy-lmao]

I've seen goldfish with bigger personalities.

[Synyster Shadows]

you're dumber than a rock that's been crushed and reformed a million times.

[The LOLer]

Your face looks like road kill ran ove 10 times be semis.

[HahaWaitWhat]

If you die, I'm not going to your funeral.

[WickedWeekend]

Your face makes Chuck Norris question his existence.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Your birth certificate is a letter of apology from Trojan Condoms.

[Croconaw]

I heard you blew Chunks, but then I realized Chunks was your dog.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Ooh clever, very clever.
I think you'd be in Hufflepuff.

[Jake Morgan]

Hufflepuff?! What a geek!

[HahaWaitWhat]

Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people.

[Josh Morgan]

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

[Sam0004]

You look like a dog just had a shit on your ugly, fat face.

Oh dear that was a lame insult

[Ace of Spades]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

[SammieRose]

You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.