Cheesy Pick-Up lines

[thatguywhosaysEH]

Post cheesy pick-up lines you know here?

Do you have any raisins?
No
Well how about a date?

[Gwen]

I'll try to win this thread:
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Baby, you overclock my processor.
Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1
Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

And the finale; I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)

[Ryhanna]

Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?

[PinkFloyd]

Girl, if you were a calculator, you'd be a TI for sexy!

[Jae Ostraes]

Are You Solid, Liquid, Gas and Plasma?

Cause You're Everything That MATTERS :)

[thatguywhosaysEH]

Au (hey you), you're golden

[BebeFleur.]

I love these! :P They all seem to be math/science related, lol.

[StoppingTime]

Relationships :arrow: VT Arcade. This fits better there :P

[thatguywhosaysEH]

This one isn't really a pick up line, but it's bound to work, not.

Did you fall from heaven?
Because your face is pretty fucked up.

[JoeHillsTSD]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U & I together.
I lost my #, can I have yours.

The best pick up line ever! This *censor* will get you laid for sure!
Your face .... I like that shit

[Synyster Shadows]

I saw this one in a cartoon on my math test (they're supposed to show that mathematicians aren't all serious or something)

*over text*

How do you simplify 2i<6u?

i<3u

i <3 u too xoxo

In the cartoon, the girl is screaming like crazy after that

[Miserabilia]

Did someone say cheesy?

[DerBear]

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

[DepartInSecret]

Are you are parking ticket?
Cause you got fine written all over you. ;)

[jaxian rhyder]

If u were a bogger id pick u first

[Cygnus]

Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI-FUL

[XXKUSH4LIFEXx]

Are you potassium? 'cause I'm water and when we get together it gets HOT