Help!!!

[Physicist]

ok this is what happening, my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help Heres some background: see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15) and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick ... anywayz So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes" So i gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred. Then i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit properly. Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it. I don't know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me. Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

[RaisingSand]

First of all ... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH A 15 YEAR OLD!! Not only is that illegal, but you're being insensitive to her feelings. Butter? Are you TRYING to give her a yeast infection?! As for giving her games, that could be considered blackmail.
What you HAVE to do is go in there, apologise, help her clean up (WHILST APOLOGISING A HECK OF A LOT MORE), and say that this is not going to work and send her on home.
You shouldn't care how much you want to lose your virginity, this is not right in any sense, you're 22, a legal adult and you should know better.

[BikiniGal]

What you did was FUCKING SICK! how much you want to lose your virginity, this is not right!you have to apologise to her clean her up and BUTTER?!YOU MAD/!butter can infect her!

[The Resurrected One]

First of all ... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH A 15 YEAR OLD!! Not only is that illegal, but you're being insensitive to her feelings. Butter? Are you TRYING to give her a yeast infection?! As for giving her games, that could be considered blackmail.
What you HAVE to do is go in there, apologise, help her clean up (WHILST APOLOGISING A HECK OF A LOT MORE), and say that this is not going to work and send her on home.
You shouldn't care how much you want to lose your virginity, this is not right in any sense, you're 22, a legal adult and you should know better.

I absolutely agree!

In my opinion it's illegal now to have sex with a 15-year-old, since you are now over the age of 18.


so i ask her to have sex "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes" So i gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred. Then i think to myself - yo i need lube right?

She said "no". Accept that.

And you know she was a bit confused and scared, and all you cared about was getting lube? Obviously she wasn't comfortable with it.


But by now, hopefully she's ok and out of there.


Take the advice the repliers said.


Well, ok, that's all I'm saying.

[Maverick]

Banned. Locked.