WalkingOnDisaster
March 19th, 2013, 08:08 AM
So basically... I love Doctor Who. It's my favorite. I am writing a fanfic of it, where The Doctor has changed, and now he is a she. (But it's not a lesbian fanfic or something) She is still getting used to it, and right now is very confused. She goes to an old friend (Just someone I made up) and seeks help, only to find more than that.
"R....River....Song...."
And I change. It's not fair! I finally know happiness and I change! This always happens! The worst part is I'm never even a ginger. I mean, what kind of crappy timey-wimey bologna with cheddar is this? I don't even understand myself.
After a while, I can move again. I find a mirror, and something is different. My features are softer, more small. My body is scrawny. I look down. What are those!? I look down my shirt, quickly cover myself up again and blush deep red.
I'm a woman!? What happened to being a man? For the love of... What? What is this satanicism? Of course Satan is just an alien with a killer ego. But that's besides the point. Why am I a woman?
I pinch my side. It's real. That hurt. I pull my sonic screwdriver out of my pocket. It's bright orange this time.
"Well that's pleasant." I say, my voice very feminine.
Oh gosh. This is terrible! What is River going to think when she learns she's married to a woman? I spin around, to see her just looking at me.
"River...." I say.
"Doctor? What is this?" She yells.
"No no no, love. I'm The Doctor." I say.
She just looks at me. "You can't be serious."
I nod. "Afraid so."
Tears enter her eyes as she falls to the ground. I run over, still getting used to these tiny little legs- how do women do it!? They're so tiny!- and sit down next to her.
"I will figure this out, love." I say.
"I guess that's the 'joys' of being married to a time-lord. Just for the record at the moment we are divorced." She says.
My head falls down to my lap. "I knew that was coming."
"Well dear? I cannot be married to a woman. I do not love a woman." She says.
"That is true. I'm hungry. Do we have any food on the TARDIS?" I ask, standing up, and, since I'm still changing, my body throws it's self into the dashboard of the TARDIS.
"I am not sure. Gosh I can't look at you the same right now. Are you sure you're still the Doctor?" She asks.
"Yes I'm sure! What kind of crazy question is that?" I ask.
We walk through the TARDIS, and find nothing. Soon a loud PING goes through the TARDIS, and soon enough we're all thrown to the floor. We're falling. The TARDIS is crashing.
Oh... Just like the last time I changed, only this time I'm a woman.
Wait... My hair. It's red! I'm finally a ginger!
"Hah hah, River! I'm finally a Ginger! You know what that means!?" I cheer as I try to get the TARDIS flying safely again.
"That you're a woman with red hair?"
I stop for a second, think, and say "That's right."
She laughs and says "Just let me out on Earth. You know how to reach me when necessary, when you change to a man again give me a call."
I sigh again. "Will do."
We land safely outside of a small city, and River gets out.
I finally finish the transformation, screaming this time. This time hurts.
I'm curious what's waiting for me inside the city.
"R....River....Song...."
And I change. It's not fair! I finally know happiness and I change! This always happens! The worst part is I'm never even a ginger. I mean, what kind of crappy timey-wimey bologna with cheddar is this? I don't even understand myself.
After a while, I can move again. I find a mirror, and something is different. My features are softer, more small. My body is scrawny. I look down. What are those!? I look down my shirt, quickly cover myself up again and blush deep red.
I'm a woman!? What happened to being a man? For the love of... What? What is this satanicism? Of course Satan is just an alien with a killer ego. But that's besides the point. Why am I a woman?
I pinch my side. It's real. That hurt. I pull my sonic screwdriver out of my pocket. It's bright orange this time.
"Well that's pleasant." I say, my voice very feminine.
Oh gosh. This is terrible! What is River going to think when she learns she's married to a woman? I spin around, to see her just looking at me.
"River...." I say.
"Doctor? What is this?" She yells.
"No no no, love. I'm The Doctor." I say.
She just looks at me. "You can't be serious."
I nod. "Afraid so."
Tears enter her eyes as she falls to the ground. I run over, still getting used to these tiny little legs- how do women do it!? They're so tiny!- and sit down next to her.
"I will figure this out, love." I say.
"I guess that's the 'joys' of being married to a time-lord. Just for the record at the moment we are divorced." She says.
My head falls down to my lap. "I knew that was coming."
"Well dear? I cannot be married to a woman. I do not love a woman." She says.
"That is true. I'm hungry. Do we have any food on the TARDIS?" I ask, standing up, and, since I'm still changing, my body throws it's self into the dashboard of the TARDIS.
"I am not sure. Gosh I can't look at you the same right now. Are you sure you're still the Doctor?" She asks.
"Yes I'm sure! What kind of crazy question is that?" I ask.
We walk through the TARDIS, and find nothing. Soon a loud PING goes through the TARDIS, and soon enough we're all thrown to the floor. We're falling. The TARDIS is crashing.
Oh... Just like the last time I changed, only this time I'm a woman.
Wait... My hair. It's red! I'm finally a ginger!
"Hah hah, River! I'm finally a Ginger! You know what that means!?" I cheer as I try to get the TARDIS flying safely again.
"That you're a woman with red hair?"
I stop for a second, think, and say "That's right."
She laughs and says "Just let me out on Earth. You know how to reach me when necessary, when you change to a man again give me a call."
I sigh again. "Will do."
We land safely outside of a small city, and River gets out.
I finally finish the transformation, screaming this time. This time hurts.
I'm curious what's waiting for me inside the city.