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Underground_Network
November 14th, 2007, 04:41 PM
What is the funniest/most comical song you know??

One of the funniest songs ever:

The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

bbychop
November 14th, 2007, 06:19 PM
i am not even posting the lyrics to the song that came to mind so i am just posting a link to it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=82DjpPX60xU

Underground_Network
November 15th, 2007, 04:11 PM
^^ Lmfao, that so friggin' funny!! :D

Octo22
November 15th, 2007, 06:03 PM
Taking Retards to The Zoo - The Dead Milkmen

Underground_Network
November 16th, 2007, 04:53 PM
Unless the lyrics are extremely inappropriate, post them! And if you can't post the lyrics, post a link so we can all hear it!! (Those are just recommendations/preferences, I'm not saying you have to, but its a good way for us to tell you whether we think that the song you posted truly is the funniest! :P)

OMFGROFL
November 30th, 2007, 10:21 PM
I personally like the Food of your Choice by Sean Cullen. Hes actually a comedian, but hes an amazing singer and this was in one of his sets at the Just For Laughs festival in Montréal a few years back.

A.J.
December 1st, 2007, 11:03 PM
My Vagina by NOFX is the most hilarious song ever. i recomend you check it out

Tatsuya
January 1st, 2008, 12:08 PM
robyn-konichiwa bitches (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd4Su5qmf1o)

pls watch

Bobby
January 1st, 2008, 02:26 PM
There is a song called Fat Bitch and it's copying off of Golf Digger.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PKC7MAKkZgc

Whisper
January 1st, 2008, 03:19 PM
A-R-A-B: The Rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nizt2oEtHl8&feature=user)

Tatsuya
January 2nd, 2008, 05:15 AM
A-R-A-B: The Rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nizt2oEtHl8&feature=user)

hahahahaha! i drive in mercedes!:)

Trampster
January 2nd, 2008, 09:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAZTLVJSlNw

Goldie lookin chain - Your mothers got a penis :D

Lyrics can't be posted ;)

Sugaree
January 2nd, 2008, 07:00 PM
Jingle Bombs

Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq

I got through Checkpoint A
But not through Checkpoint B
Because I got shot in the ass
By the U.S Military

Ooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Ooh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle bombs
U.S soliders shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
Is this towl up on my head

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bobming days are done,
I need to find some work
Perhaps it woulsd be safer
as a convenient store night clerk

Ooh, Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you!

goin to work
January 2nd, 2008, 08:13 PM
http://http://www.metrolyrics.com/colt-45-lyrics-afroman.html

crazy rap rly funny check it out

Malcolm Tucker
January 3rd, 2008, 12:06 PM
ERR White and Nerdy- Weird Al

goin to work
January 3rd, 2008, 12:11 PM
becuse i got high afroman

The Resurrected One
January 3rd, 2008, 07:33 PM
becuse i got high afroman

I heard that song before. Not bad. :D

Zephyr
January 28th, 2008, 05:02 AM
Dear Penis- Rodney Carrington(I think)

Several others...

F**k her Gently- Tenacious D
Wonder Boy- Tenacioius D (good song to drink to, lol)
Wild Thing- Tone Loc
Coin Operated Boy- The Dresden Dolls