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internetuser123abc
March 8th, 2013, 05:22 AM
So she said that I can't ejaculate for a week so that she can perform a special test which is fair enough but I am 16 and I am so horny. It's the third day and I am literally grinding my dick into my bed because I'm so horny. Anyone got any tips for not jacking off, I have 4 more days to wait! :(

ReginaGeorge
March 8th, 2013, 05:53 AM
Think about your grandma.

jacobbillings9856
March 8th, 2013, 06:09 AM
Find a hobby to distract yourslef

internetuser123abc
March 8th, 2013, 06:12 AM
Find a hobby to distract yourslef

It's not really through the day it's at night. Like now I'm in bed and its 10:30 not to much stuff I can do quietly.

jacobbillings9856
March 8th, 2013, 06:13 AM
It's not really through the day it's at night. Like now I'm in bed and its 10:30 not to much stuff I can do quietly.

Listen to some music or somethin'?

Ryhanna
March 8th, 2013, 06:48 AM
It's not really through the day it's at night. Like now I'm in bed and its 10:30 not to much stuff I can do quietly.

Try to sleep. Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts.

SammieRose
March 8th, 2013, 07:35 AM
Watch people of Walmart YouTube videos. That should kill your boner.
:woot:

It will require a lot of self-control, but the best thing you could do is to stop thinking about the ban on jacking off, the more you think about it, the more you will want to break it.

Drink Chamomile tea, will help you fall asleep easier, watch a late, unsexy show on tv, maybe a history channel show on the history of the wheel.

Dogrules23
March 8th, 2013, 08:33 AM
What test is it?

xGloria
March 8th, 2013, 09:08 AM
You can't NOT do it for just a week? Having problems with it after just 2 DAYS?
Whoa. Is that even normal?

Celtic.
March 8th, 2013, 09:11 AM
Think about your grandma.
LOL!

What i think you should do is play with your head or just rub your balls. but dont jerk. Maybe a cold shower. Think about how good it would feel to jerk after you waited for so long

Nellerin
March 8th, 2013, 09:36 AM
So she said that I can't ejaculate for a week so that she can perform a special test which is fair enough but I am 16 and I am so horny. It's the third day and I am literally grinding my dick into my bed because I'm so horny. Anyone got any tips for not jacking off, I have 4 more days to wait! :(

Just think of something else/ do something else and keep your time occupied. I get that it is difficult to not jack off sometimes, but you should be able to make it a week.

Anonimi
March 8th, 2013, 11:33 AM
will power, just dont do it and get to sleep, maybe im not the person to ask though, i have learned some people don't have enough willpower, best thing to do is distract yourself or go to sleep.

What test is it?

PinkFloyd
March 8th, 2013, 11:36 AM
- Play A LOT of Xbox.
- Think about nasty stuff like old women in bikinis.
- Do something like buying a glue together model car that takes time and patients.
- Be active.

Kyle_Rufus
March 8th, 2013, 04:02 PM
Just keep busy with something else and you'll completely forget about it

Greendaytre
March 8th, 2013, 05:16 PM
When I tried not to I just played video games and watched tv
Good luck!

greenMCRday
March 8th, 2013, 08:18 PM
Watch people of Walmart YouTube videos. That should kill your boner.
:woot:

It will require a lot of self-control, but the best thing you could do is to stop thinking about the ban on jacking off, the more you think about it, the more you will want to break it.

Drink Chamomile tea, will help you fall asleep easier, watch a late, unsexy show on tv, maybe a history channel show on the history of the wheel.

to people of walmart. YES! That will help ALOT

greenMCRday
March 8th, 2013, 08:21 PM
Try doing some complicated math when you think you are about to jo. Someone suggested people of walmart and that should help alot. Plus it's pretty funny and should occupy a little of your time.

AbbaZabba
March 8th, 2013, 09:06 PM
Hang this on your wall.

http://i.imgur.com/Wr9j052.jpg

Leftyxx69xx
March 8th, 2013, 10:55 PM
Watch people of Walmart YouTube videos. That should kill your boner.
:woot:

It will require a lot of self-control, but the best thing you could do is to stop thinking about the ban on jacking off, the more you think about it, the more you will want to break it.

Drink Chamomile tea, will help you fall asleep easier, watch a late, unsexy show on tv, maybe a history channel show on the history of the wheel.

LOLOLOL you seem pretty experienced at this ~
what was the longest time that you didn't masturbate or have sex? a week?

Leftyxx69xx
March 8th, 2013, 10:56 PM
Hang this on your wall.

image (image



..................................... i popped a boner looking at that sign ...

AbbaZabba
March 8th, 2013, 11:04 PM
I would love to know what type of test. I can't imagine anything they would have that would require that. So what is it ?????????

..................................... i popped a boner looking at that sign ...

Only thing I know that might help, I don't have penis. But my mommy says with what I have, I can have all the penises I want.

Double Posts Merged. -StoppingTime

Leftyxx69xx
March 8th, 2013, 11:04 PM
Only thing I know that might help, I don't have penis. But my mommy says with what I have, I can have all the penises I want.

Great quote :)

txtwister13
March 9th, 2013, 01:03 AM
try playing lots of video games with friends or just hang out with people as much as you can, avoid alone time - that way your occupied and not tempted to give in. if you have to you should be able to tough it out...good luck!

Jakey116
March 9th, 2013, 04:28 AM
Watch people of Walmart YouTube videos. That should kill your boner.
:woot:

It will require a lot of self-control, but the best thing you could do is to stop thinking about the ban on jacking off, the more you think about it, the more you will want to break it.

Drink Chamomile tea, will help you fall asleep easier, watch a late, unsexy show on tv, maybe a history channel show on the history of the wheel.

Find it awesome that you know these things haha ;)