Morning Boners!!! oh BOYS~~

[AmazingGrace]

So when a guy wakes up and its bright and sunny and all morningy (what?? lol) outside he gets a little buddy right?? #wakeupcall (lol jk)
but anyway when u get a morning boner how long does it take for it to go away? or any erection. how long does it last?

[Leftyxx69xx]

So when a guy wakes up and its bright and sunny and all morningy (what?? lol) outside he gets a little buddy right?? #wakeupcall (lol jk)
but anyway when u get a morning boner how long does it take for it to go away? or any erection. how long does it last?

hmm interesting question.. sometimes i wake up with a boner and feeling really horny that i have to rub one out..sometimes it goes away pretty fast.. but waking up with a boner is so natural and normal that i don't even pay attention to it anymore...

[norcaldude18]

When I wake up with a boner, it usually means I have a full bladder. So after I pee, it usually goes away after a minute. It sucks cause its pretty hard to take a piss with a boner haha.

[Wanderer_]

Such is the reason for much trauma sharing a tent with older brothers lol

[jacobbillings9856]

sometimes a boner just lasts forever, lol , but sometimes they go away farely quickly without masturbation :P

[anyone50]

There are proably as many different answers to this question as there are boners in the morning. Guys get them because their testostrone levels are at thier peak in the morning and this level varies every guy is different.

[Tommycott]

Waking up with one is not bad at all... its when you are trying to get to sleep, then its annoying!

But anyway I suppose once your body realises that you're not getting any action at 7 in the morning, it goes within a few mins!

[sparkles]

When I wake up with a boner, it usually means I have a full bladder. So after I pee, it usually goes away after a minute. It sucks cause its pretty hard to take a piss with a boner haha.

This is true for me as well.

[Tommytwotwo]

I always wake up with an erection it usually takes about 5-10 mins to go down :/

[lauren1]

Reading this thread makes me glad I'm not a boy!

Still, we get other problems.

[Swagging god]

When I wake up with morning wood which is usually every morning I usually get out of bed and go try to urinate if I can it goes down almost immediately afterwards if not I try going as soon as I get to school and I can go and it goes down shortly simutaneously afterwards.

[tomfelix]

Most of the time I have to have a want but if I haven't got time it usually goes away when I just forget about it... like when breakfast is involved

[randomme]

Usually 5 minutes

[Celtic.]

So when a guy wakes up and its bright and sunny and all morningy (what?? lol) outside he gets a little buddy right?? #wakeupcall (lol jk)
but anyway when u get a morning boner how long does it take for it to go away? or any erection. how long does it last?

10 mins then slowly goes away OR i'll just jerk it

[Stuey1]

it depends if i leave it 5 min if i dont any length of time

[Smc711]

Like ten minutes or after i eat breakfast. And sometimes i masturbate if im real horny and not half asleep

[justin 13]

idk like 5 minutes i guess

[smallboy909]

It will last 5-10 mins unless I wank it off

[dvd333]

An hour if i dont have a release...

[Marcus_Stockley]

5-10 minutes :P I once had one that lasted 45 minutes xD

[AmazingGrace]

Are boners that bad?? like i know u get used to it but do they ever last really long? what was the most embarrassing moment you've had with an erection??

[Miggy_C]

Maybe 5 minutes a lot of the time, but hard to tell because i rarely notice it. And sometimes i have to masturbate to make it go away but that's just me

[Smc711]

Probably when changing for gym and i had to take off my jeans and couldnt cover just a random erection. We get erections all the time even when we r not aroused.

[AmazingGrace]

Such is the reason for much trauma sharing a tent with older brothers lol

LOL!!! xD

[AmazingGrace]

Probably when changing for gym and i had to take off my jeans and couldnt cover just a random erection. We get erections all the time even when we r not aroused.

yeah i asked one of my guy friends like "when do guys get boners?" like literally i just asked him that randomly and he answered like it was no big deal. he was like "i dunno like anytime. you can get one staring at a wall. a lotta people think there has to be a sexy girl or just in the mornings"

[Miggy_C]

The most embarrassing time i had to read a poem in front of my AP English class and everyone started laughing

[Smc711]

yeah i asked one of my guy friends like "when do guys get boners?" like literally i just asked him that randomly and he answered like it was no big deal. he was like "i dunno like anytime. you can get one staring at a wall. a lotta people think there has to be a sexy girl or just in the mornings"

Lol soo true.! And nice aproacn in asking him the question!

[Southside]

5-10 mins, 15 at max

[AmazingGrace]

The most embarrassing time i had to read a poem in front of my AP English class and everyone started laughing

Awww thats mean......

I WOULDA LAUGHED TOOOO
haha jaykay. I'm sorry that woudla really been embarrassing. i would have patted ur shoulder comfortingly

[AmazingGrace]

Lol soo true.! And nice aproacn in asking him the question!

lol thanks!!

[Smc711]

lol thanks!!

U is welcome! :)

[JoshMacca95]

Depends, usually 5-10 minutes.

[dufus]

I always have a boner when I wake up...goes down as soon as I pee

[JakeJakeJake]

Are boners that bad?? like i know u get used to it but do they ever last really long? what was the most embarrassing moment you've had with an erection??

for me if i wake up with one and dont masturbate it stays for twenty minutes

[PinkFloyd]

I randomly got one during geography a few months ago and one of my friends that just so happens to be a girl, spotted it, threw a pencil at it, hit it, and then the pencil bounced off, exposing my 'condition....'

[johnsmith1]

In the morning, with a full bladder (and hormones build up), I've got in to the habit of going for a pee, and a wank in the morning. After that, they seem to orrcur without control, and be dependant on hoy horny I feel, is how sometimes embarassingly easy they appear (at the wrong time). Sometimes they go down after a few minutes. Sometimes I'm so hrnyy, I just hhave to "deal with it".

[tigers45]

I've only had one in the morning once and it went away after I jacked off. :0

[janiceturner]

My best friend told me he once tried to pee with a boner that wouldn't go down by planking on the toilet. I was in stitches trying to visualise how that went down.

[Swagamemmnon]

So when a guy wakes up and its bright and sunny and all morningy (what?? lol) outside he gets a little buddy right?? #wakeupcall (lol jk)
but anyway when u get a morning boner how long does it take for it to go away? or any erection. how long does it last?

Most of the time I don't get one actually

[AmazingGrace]

I randomly got one during geography a few months ago and one of my friends that just so happens to be a girl, spotted it, threw a pencil at it, hit it, and then the pencil bounced off, exposing my 'condition....'

omg!! thats funny haha!! I'm sorry tho.

[AmazingGrace]

My best friend told me he once tried to pee with a boner that wouldn't go down by planking on the toilet. I was in stitches trying to visualise how that went down.

o wow haha xD

[PinkFloyd]

omg!! thats funny haha!! I'm sorry tho.

Yeah, I look back and laugh at it now! :rolleyes:

[greenMCRday]

About 10 minutes for me. They can last alot longer, though.

[nong13]

it takes me about ten min for a boner to go away, although it seems like my morning wood lasts longer, so i usually try to make use of it so itll go away faster

[CaliforniaMatt]

Usually 5 mins, has gone for 2 hours before.
I used to jack it off.

[Obi-Fran]

Well, it depends on two factors:

weather---> sunny, bonner lasts about 2 minutes
---> cloudy, need to jack it off
---> rainy, just pee
---> don't ask about snow days

girlfriend---> sleeping with her ''oh cuttie im having a bonner right now!''
---> sleeping without her ''hey dog how is the weather?''

[kiddo2002]

i just pee and it goes away

[NudistKid]

I normally just pee in the morning and by the time ive done that its pretty much gone down

[RedRaider03]

So when a guy wakes up and its bright and sunny and all morningy (what?? lol) outside he gets a little buddy right?? #wakeupcall (lol jk)
but anyway when u get a morning boner how long does it take for it to go away? or any erection. how long does it last?

In the morning it takes for me a couple minutes and then for any other erection it depends on the situation

[RAGE DJ]

It's take about around 10 minutes for mine to go away. It get annoying because sometime when i wake up late i get on the bus with a rock hard boner.

[HowlingSnail]

I used to always wake up with a boner, but nowadays I almost never do. It'd usually be gone by the time I'd finished getting dressed though.

[JoeHillsTSD]

I get morning wood every morning, which has become a nuisance. It varies, most of the time it'll go down after I pee, but other times I have to j/o before it goes away.

[Poopie]

I get a hard on every morning. I wank to relieve

[pjones]

takes 5 to 10 minutes before it goes down enough to pee

[techkid]

Not long just a few mins

[CoolKid97]

Once I wake up and have morning wood I go pee and it goes away. 5-10 minutes for an average erection.

[Jamesison]

I wake up every day with a boner... most of the time I do not do anything because of school I dont have time. If i have time or I am off from school or its the weekend I will jack it I like to get off first thing..

[Josh Schlacter]

There are proably as many different answers to this question as there are boners in the morning. Guys get them because their testostrone levels are at thier peak in the morning and this level varies every guy is different.

No. Guys can get it because they are from a completely relaxed state.

[Iam_1]

Usually like 5-10 min but therell be times where it wont go away for a while. Sucks...

[Jasperf]

So when a guy wakes up and its bright and sunny and all morningy (what?? lol) outside he gets a little buddy right?? #wakeupcall (lol jk)
but anyway when u get a morning boner how long does it take for it to go away? or any erection. how long does it last?

Usually like 5-10 mins, or you just go for your pmorning pee and it goes down :0

[Jamesison]

Same with me 5-10 min so then i can pee

[anyone50]

No. Guys can get it because they are from a completely relaxed state.

Actually if you want the medical reason it hast to do with REM sleep. All males, regardless of age, get erections several times during the night during REM sleep. In the beginning you cycle through the stages fairly rapidly about every 90 minutes, but as your body rests you spend less time in the more restful stages of sleep and more time in REM sleep. This means that after 7 or 8 hours of sleeping, a large part of your time is in REM sleep and thus you are likely to wake up with an erection.

[Josh Schlacter]

Actually if you want the medical reason it hast to do with REM sleep. All males, regardless of age, get erections several times during the night during REM sleep. In the beginning you cycle through the stages fairly rapidly about every 90 minutes, but as your body rests you spend less time in the more restful stages of sleep and more time in REM sleep. This means that after 7 or 8 hours of sleeping, a large part of your time is in REM sleep and thus you are likely to wake up with an erection.

I already knew that. (During Rapid Eye Movement)
Woke up this morning with one!! It was good.

[Lost in the Echo]

For me, it usually takes a few minutes for it to go away.

[sherlock96]

It depends.. About 5/10 minutes

[brockfalcon]

it last as long as you allow it to lol. once you handle it or have somene else handle it..it goes down

[phoenixboy]

Well i have one right now and i just woke up but im not really horny it is like from dreams u dont remember haveing from the night

[Blakeman185]

When I wake up with a boner, it usually means I have a full bladder. So after I pee, it usually goes away after a minute. It sucks cause its pretty hard to take a piss with a boner haha.

Totally! This is exactly how I am in the morning.

[NTTHRASH]

Morning wood=I need to pee.

[Airborne50804]

So when a guy wakes up and its bright and sunny and all morningy (what?? lol) outside he gets a little buddy right?? #wakeupcall (lol jk)
but anyway when u get a morning boner how long does it take for it to go away? or any erection. how long does it last?

When I wake up with a morning wood, it means one of two things. I either have to pee like really bad and for you girls that don't know it is REALLY hard (no pun intended lol :banana:) to pee with a boner!!

The other scenario is that I wake up with a hard on, and I am super horny, so I jerk off (or have sex depending) and after I shoot my load, then it goes away :yes:

Or, If I don't feel like beatin' off, It usually goes away on its own within like 5-10 minutes give or take.

[Arsenalfan123]

After going to the toilet it goes

[bignick2013]

depends usually 5-10 mins but its lasted half an hour

[Reanne]

Great question

My bf sometimes works night shifts and he's told me that sometimes he gets in the car to drive home in the morning and for some strange reason gets a boner while driving. He says it's really hard because he needs to undo his pants because it gets tight and uncomfortable. It must be awkward if they have a mind of their own :P

[DimkaD]

i get erection in morning like 2-4 times in a week, usually goes out after peeing

[DimkaD]

sorry, i wanted to ask. Is it normal that i get morning erection not every day?

[cyborg77]

Yes, it is normal. It happens to every boy and man :)

[ForrestGump]

I usually just pee then it's gone.

[CharlieHorse]

A lot of people dream about sexytimes That and being really relaxed causes the erection.
Usually lasts as long as I want it to.

[Haz222]

10 mins normally. Trying to pee with a boner is near - impossible!

[willziack]

I give it a couple of minutes then it goes but at night damn its impossible to sleep. When you got a hard on

[johnsmith1]

sorry, i wanted to ask. Is it normal that i get morning erection not every day?

No, you won't necessarily get them every day, so don't worry if you don't wake up with a boner.

[DimkaD]

No, you won't necessarily get them every day, so don't worry if you don't wake up with a boner.

OK thank you johnsmith

[xmojox]

So when a guy wakes up and its bright and sunny and all morningy (what?? lol) outside he gets a little buddy right?? #wakeupcall (lol jk)
but anyway when u get a morning boner how long does it take for it to go away? or any erection. how long does it last?

Bright and sunny, cloudy and rainy, windy and snowy...every day of my life hahahaha. The reason is because of sleep stages, and most guys get a boner 3-5 times a night. My morning ones last anywhere from 5 to 45 minutes probably, depending on what I decide to do about it.

[reddie]

So when a guy wakes up and its bright and sunny and all morningy (what?? lol) outside he gets a little buddy right?? #wakeupcall (lol jk)
but anyway when u get a morning boner how long does it take for it to go away? or any erection. how long does it last?


About 5-10 minutes or until I pee...which is usually right around the 5-10 minute mark.

[dalton_lucian]

So when a guy wakes up and its bright and sunny and all morningy (what?? lol) outside he gets a little buddy right?? #wakeupcall (lol jk)
but anyway when u get a morning boner how long does it take for it to go away? or any erection. how long does it last?

sometimes I cant get rid of my boner until I out of bed and start doing other things, its harder to get rid off than a normal boner

[Wanderer_]

My brothers usually goes down once he gets out of bed and dives into the pool

[Dusty112]

10-15 minutes

We were playing soccer in Phy Ed one day and I wasn't paying attention and a girl ran into me and we both fell down. She ended up on top and when I got up I had an erection. Can't hide it in athletic shorts......

[Rapp]

i wakeup every morning with one so its basically routine you know? doesnt last that long but sometimes is more uncomfortable than others, usually not.

[Mtty123]

when you have one every morning you stop paying attention to it but it takes for me average of 5-10 minutes to go away.
But sometimes when i feel like i give it a little help to go down :)

[brockfalcon]

you have to do something to make it go away lol

[countryboi9]

wake up most morning hard, usually goes away after a pee or shower

[BpOlson]

When I wake up with a boner, it usually means I have a full bladder. So after I pee, it usually goes away after a minute. It sucks cause its pretty hard to take a piss with a boner haha.

Its is so true you're not the only one here with that problem.

[fast8]

you dont have to do anything morning wood just fades away on its on most of time

[countryboi9]

been getting morning woodies since I was like 12, and still get them

[Bungelz]

So when a guy wakes up and its bright and sunny and all morningy (what?? lol) outside he gets a little buddy right?? #wakeupcall (lol jk)
but anyway when u get a morning boner how long does it take for it to go away? or any erection. how long does it last?

Add me ok kik: Ben.Angell.

[OFD-Lt.Mark]

Morning budies last about 20 minutes for me but it also depends, if i hop in a hot shower it goes right away. ;p

So when a guy wakes up and its bright and sunny and all morningy (what?? lol) outside he gets a little buddy right?? #wakeupcall (lol jk)
but anyway when u get a morning boner how long does it take for it to go away? or any erection. how long does it last?

[insomniac93]

doesnt last very long

[Joerg93]

It lasts until I wanked it away...

[Pontiac67]

I have never timed it, I either masturbate or go pee to take care of it, nothing like walking to the bathroom with a erection.. Then you have to angle your self to pee

[TheFSM]

They go away pretty quickly

[Silicate Wielder]

It depends. some last a few minutes, others last half an hour or more.

[ramgoat647]

It really depends on how horny I am when I wake up. Usually it goes away after I pee, but if I don't it takes anywhere from 1-5 minutes to go away.

[Zakky Boy]

5-10 minutes. some times I wank it off but mostly I just let it go down naturally

[ollyollyoxenfree]

For morning wood, I usually masturbate for it to go away. If not then aprox 5 minutes. Usually for a regular erection until I lose stimulus.

[Snowfall]

About 10-15 at max.
Although a classmate once said (to everyone in the room in fact) he had morning wood for 3 hours straight. Cue everyone trying to avoid talking to him.

[parzzival]

i live with my parents so in the morn i have to walk with a hunch back or its just sticking out ther like a stick.
but it usaly gets soft when i go for a morning pee

[mikeyf555]

All the time, usually jo in the morning to get rid

[louis.uk]

Dont often have them but when I do it goes down within 5-10 minutes

[Ballboy]

In bed I can deal with it easily like most guys said. But an unwanted stiffie in the daytime? I get them anytime i get sleepy. You have to try not to think about it so not sure how long it takes.