Confess!

[natedash1]

Welcome to Confess!, where we force you to make an insane, honest confession about yourself and comment on the previous poster's confession!
Example:
Me: I married a donkey.
OldmanCrazyblarb: Weird.
I'll begin:
I tasted my own piss on a dare.

[Rainbowfairy]

I have done it with a 25yo in my park he went really rough but I loved it

And thats not actually too bad

[Abyssal Echo]

I've done it in a mall restroom

That sounds like fun

[natedash1]

No one else is posting ATM, so I'll post one more

I ate a cookie meant for dogs once
and that sounds dirty

[Harley Quinn]

I ate a whole can of dog food once.

Sounds normal.

[BanishU]

I did it in school...

[Gwen]

I have carried a technically illegal weapon around with me for years now
That sounds unhygenic

[natedash1]

Sounds dangerous
I said I was gay (happy) when I didn't know the other meaning.

[Harry Smith]

we were all naive at one stage.
I've managed to get off thinking about justin bieber in bed