Why do you pee outside?

[chrisawesome]

Does anyone out there like peeing outside when they have the chance too? Why do you like to do it?

I sure do, but someone asked me why I like it and said, "Because it just feels good." What is this good feeling? Mark your territory and leave your opinion!!

[Buck]

I also like to do it, I have no idea why thought.

[NudistKid]

i do it if im swimming in the yard or something i just go againist the fence ive always done that though

[Abyssal Echo]

I live in the country so we usually go behind a building

[Trinity_15]

I like it. Maybe for the freedom of doing it wherever i want to

[Syvelocin]

Well howdy doody for you guys, it's a pain in the neck to pee outside. My least favourite part of camping.

You guys can aim wherever the hell you want to, we have to worry about missing our pants.

[xmojox]

I spend part of my time in the country and part in the city. In the country, it's no big deal, and if you gotta go, you go. It does feel kinda free, I guess. In the city it's a different thing altogether, lol.

[AbbaZabba]

I live in the country, I sure hate the long walk back to the house if I'm out. Always have tissues in my pockets.

[ImCoolBeans]

Men just like to mark their territory -- our instincts show through :P

[BanishU]

I hardly pee outside, I have before, but I like to use the toilet.

[Sir Suomi]

Why not? :P

[natedash1]

Mostly because the restroom is occupied, but it's always in excuse to be out in nature!

[chrisawesome]

I am surprised that most of you live in the country. I live in the city and like to go on whatever I want to. Its usually in the bushes or on the backyard fence. Sometimes I just go off the patio at night

[anyone50]

If I do It's ussually because it's the only option at the time. Like being at a party and the restroom has a line too long to wait after having a little too much to drink

[chrisawesome]

Its awesome being a guy. I was at a concert and the line for the porta johns was about 50' long. I went behind the porta john and pissed behind them. An hour later, there were about 20 guys pissing behind the porta johns. Now thats convenience!!

[Sugaree]

Its awesome being a guy. I was at a concert and the line for the porta johns was about 50' long. I went behind the porta john and pissed behind them. An hour later, there were about 20 guys pissing behind the porta johns. Now thats convenience!!

No, that's just disgusting. Just because one dumb brute follows another dumb brute into pissing where they shouldn't doesn't make it convenient.

To answer the question:

http://mlpchan.net/site/src/1346710316037.jpg

[chrisawesome]

No, that's just disgusting. Just because one dumb brute follows another dumb brute into pissing where they shouldn't doesn't make it convenient.

To answer the question:

image (http://mlpchan.net/site/src/1346710316037.jpg)

Who cares, were guys and as long as others dont mind, we can whip out our dicks where we want and piss on anything we want. "Proclaim your penis! You've got to take pride in your penis" Steamroom Stories

[Sugaree]

Who cares, were guys and as long as others dont mind, we can whip out our dicks where we want and piss on anything we want. "Proclaim your penis! You've got to take pride in your penis" Steamroom Stories

Grow up and stop acting like you rule the world because you can aim while you excrete waste from your body.

[Buck]

i like the natural feel :D

[chrisawesome]

Exactly that other guy needs to grow a pair and see what is like to be a man. If he knew that Ashton Kutcher, Owen Wilson, and Prince William have done it too, he may give it a chance. Who wants to aim on a single object anyway??

[DerBear]

I personally prefer the toilet if possible. However if not then I don't mind too much peeing outside as long as it isn't in a well populated public area.

However one does prefer the toilet.

[Sugaree]

Exactly that other guy needs to grow a pair and see what is like to be a man. If he knew that Ashton Kutcher, Owen Wilson, and Prince William have done it too, he may give it a chance. Who wants to aim on a single object anyway??

So what if a couple of famous men piss outside? Why does that make it different for you to just take a leak outside all the damn time? I like to keep my pissings private for a reason: it's a privacy thing. If I'm out camping and have no other choice, just find somewhere deep enough in the woods and do it there. But until then, I'll keep myself civilized and use a damn toilet.

Also, since we're on the topic, if it feels natural to piss outside, do you also take your shits outside too? Obviously if you can do one, you can do another.

[chrisawesome]

Ha, that shitting part was actually funny. No what I was saying is that men have dicks these dicks are used to fuck people and piss. We all have the testosterone that makes us want to do things with our dicks. One of those is whipping it out in a semi-private area and piss. I said that I piss at night outside, and in the fenced backyard. I did not say that I'll pull it out in the middle of a Manhattan street for everyone to see! I like to go in the backyard and have fun with the stream when I can, rather than use a toilet. People have their preferences. Just leave me and my dick alone while I step outside to piss...
Take pride in your penis and just do it...

[gamerdudeW]

very true. there is something nice about being outside and peeing on the ground. im not sure why guys like doing it, but it feels deep..like primal. I guess it makes us feel like men. But I can see how it also makes us "look" animalistic. I guess in that sense, we are. LOL. but true some guys enjoy it a little too much. I do when I don't have a choice or have to go really bad and can't find a loo. =)

[chrisawesome]

I dont think it is animalistic, I just like the fresh air on my cock. And not worrying about aiming or splashback getting on the toilet rim

[PinkFloyd]

I honestly don't know... I mean I was at the movies with some friends, and the movie ended. Well after the movie ended at 10:30 at night, we had until 11 for one of their parents to pick us up. I had to pee so I was like "guys should I piss on that wall?" They told me to go for it, so I did. I think I did it just to do something different than usual. Not the smartest decision of my life....

[chrisawesome]

Why do you say that?

[Swagamemmnon]

I pee in bathrooms, like a complete delinquent.

[Wanderer_]

Because I hike and camp a lot, it's good for plants and its such a horrendous waste of water to flush it!!!

[Sugaree]

Because I hike and camp a lot, it's good for plants and its such a horrendous waste of water to flush it!!!

Urine is an acidic liquid. You're not helping plants, you're ruining them.

[chrisawesome]

It depends on how often you piss on them. We dont use any fertilizer and our plants are nice and healthy. Why, I piss all over them!!!! What do you have against people who piss outside, I mean lighten up already

[Plane And Simple]

I dpn't tend to do it outside a lot, but I wouldn't really mind.

It depends on how often you piss on them. We dont use any fertilizer and our plants are nice and healthy. Why, I piss all over them!!!! What do you have against people who piss outside, I mean lighten up already

Can't you just leave people alone with their oppinions?

[Wanderer_]

It depends on how often you piss on them. We dont use any fertilizer and our plants are nice and healthy. Why, I piss all over them!!!! What do you have against people who piss outside, I mean lighten up already

Depends on the plants and the soil ph - they might want that
Mums kitchen garden is thriving thank you very much

[Celtic.]

i pee outside when im angry. Like when the celtics LOST TO THE FREAKING BOBCATS!

[Apollo.]

It depends on how often you piss on them. We dont use any fertilizer and our plants are nice and healthy. Why, I piss all over them!!!! What do you have against people who piss outside, I mean lighten up already

Firstly why is this in rotw? I personally take no pleasure in urinating outside, if it has to be done I'll do it but I avoid it. I honestly don't see the point in going outside when there is a perfectly nice toilet inside that was made for the job. Also its rather unhygienic since you cannot use soap and water to clean your hands afterwards. It's a last resort for me and nothing else.

Such an odd thread.

[Wanderer_]

Firstly why is this in rotw? I personally take no pleasure in urinating outside, if it has to be done I'll do it but I avoid it. I honestly don't see the point in going outside when there is a perfectly nice toilet inside that was made for the job. Also its rather unhygienic since you cannot use soap and water to clean your hands afterwards. It's a last resort for me and nothing else.

Such an odd thread.

A person in poverty in Africa etc who has to travel on foot to get clean water half as clean wouldn't pee in it

[Apollo.]

A person in poverty in Africa etc who has to travel on foot to get clean water half as clean wouldn't pee in it

But... buttt, I dont have to walk miles and I live in a civilised society that has toilets, if I didn't have any water then obviously I wouldn't pee in it but I do! Your argument is invalid.

[Wanderer_]

It's still a waste of water

[chrisawesome]

It's still a waste of water

Waste of water indeed, there is probably a person in Africa that just lost out on water because someone had to flush the toilet and sing the full happy birthday song. Everyone needs to think about the less fortunate for a little bit. I have a Porsche and I consider them, then you surly need to consider the less fortunate! In the wild, all the grass in the world woud die if that was the case. Last time I checked the wild is overgrown. I dont have to worry about killing grass because 70% of my lawn is artifical grass anyway. so.............

But... buttt, I dont have to walk miles and I live in a civilised society that has toilets, if I didn't have any water then obviously I wouldn't pee in it but I do! Your argument is invalid.

Actually, your argument is invalid! I live in an upscale community in Brentwood which is one of the wealthiest areas around Los Angeles. I definetely live in a civilized society!!! And toilets, I'll just go in the garden when I'm in the pool because I'm not walking all the way through the house, wait 10 minutes to dry off and come back outside again. Just step out, aim, shake and dive back in. Dont tell me that you would waste that whole pool and piss in it, that is fucking gross. "Take that you (civilived civillian) try to afford a $4 million house, then what you say may actually be valid"


Merged. -StoppingTime

[Wanderer_]

Lol I'm just saying its not efficient - of course I use the toilet as much as most do most days but when you consider the amount of energy to get it to the toilet tank it's a bit crazy

You don't sound like you ever had to really on rainfall or your own purification system for your daily water needs

[chrisawesome]

No, not really just do it when I can. If it helps this artificial jungle of Los Angeles, then so be it. Ask Ashton Kutcher I'm sure most of his lawn is artificial turf, most of Beverly Hills and Brentwood is anyway LOL

[Iron Man]

I'd literally quote almost everything you've said, but I'm not, because laziness.

Anyway, from what I've seen, all you've done in this thread is point out that you're rich and that you like to do stuff with your penis, as well as insult people for not agreeing with you. Thank you for flaunting the size of your ego

But yeah, I've urinated outside, a few times at night, because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom, and it was summer.

Grow up and stop acting like you rule the world because you can aim while you excrete waste from your body.

You've made my day.

[chrisawesome]

Yeah, thanks I do have a big ego. The only way people with small egos can get rich is if they win the lottery. LOL

[Iron Man]

Yeah, thanks I do have a big ego. The only way people with small egos can get rich is if they win the lottery. LOL

Having a big ego also leads to a big downfall...

[chrisawesome]

Yeah, not really my family has been living around Brentwood and Beverly Hills for a while. We do have high egos and I dont see us taking welfare for the next 1 billion years or so... Just live with it, ya heard : )

[Plane And Simple]

I'd literally quote almost everything you've said, but I'm not, because laziness.

Anyway, from what I've seen, all you've done in this thread is point out that you're rich and that you like to do stuff with your penis, as well as insult people for not agreeing with you. Thank you for flaunting the size of your ego

But yeah, I've urinated outside, a few times at night, because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom, and it was summer.



You've made my day.



Now, Mr. Chris, This /\ declares you as an OWNED person. Grow up a bit ;)

[chrisawesome]

Ooooh am I supposed to be scared or something?

[Iron Man]

Yeah, not really my family has been living around Brentwood and Beverly Hills for a while. We do have high egos and I dont see us taking welfare for the next 1 billion years or so... Just live with it, ya heard : )

Until, you know, the economy collapses, the dollar becomes worthless, and all of that money you have becomes wallpaper, while us poor simpletons quickly adapt to our surroundings. I don't need an iPad to tell me when to go to the bathroom.

[chrisawesome]

Wait what, you called youself poor? On your avatar it says your a, billionare playboy

Oh I call that /\ getting owned. For all you know we may have a domesday vessel like in the movie 2012 : )

Just remimber, the lazy/or unsuccessful dont get to make the rules, just suck their lazy asses off of the successful! No wonder Americas and Californias economy is crap, hmmm, I have the ego and the money, so I could qualify for running for congress! Thats really all you need around here LOL

[workingatperfect]

Peeing outside doesn't make you any more of a man. And for the record, neither does insulting people or bragging about someone else's money. I also don't see how peeing on a tree is taking pride in your penis...

As for the question, I don't think I'e ever once peed outside, since being potty trained anyway. However, as others have pointed out, girls don't have the advantage of aiming, don't need toilet paper and don't have to worry about a UTI.

[Iron Man]

Wait what, you called youself poor? On your avatar it says your a, billionare playboy

Its called the internet, so get used to it. Besides, for all I know, you yourself are just some middle class kid from a boring suburb in Northern California, where the only action you get is watching the grass grow. Just a random person so unsatisfied with their current life, that they invent a persona to use on the internet, so they can impress anonymous people like us. Yep, you're definitely going places.


Just remimber, the lazy/or unsuccessful dont get to make the rules, just suck their lazy asses off of the successful! No wonder Americas and Californias economy is crap, hmmm, I have the ego and the money, so I could qualify for running for congress! Thats really all you need around here LOL

Do you know how revolutions start?

You may hand us over to the executioner, but in three months' time our disgusted and harried people will bring you to book and drag you alive through the dirt in the streets.

[Apollo.]

Actually, your argument is invalid! I live in an upscale community in Brentwood which is one of the wealthiest areas around Los Angeles. I definetely live in a civilized society!!! And toilets, I'll just go in the garden when I'm in the pool because I'm not walking all the way through the house, wait 10 minutes to dry off and come back outside again. Just step out, aim, shake and dive back in. Dont tell me that you would waste that whole pool and piss in it, that is fucking gross. "Take that you (civilived civillian) try to afford a $4 million house, then what you say may actually be valid"

Now I'm going to be first be polite here then tell you how I really feel about you, just because you claim to have money on a forum for teens doesn't mean you are civilized, in fact more the opposite, civilized people often don't feel the need to brag about a bit of money. An asset of wealth is usually class which you lack. Also don't comment on other peoples finances when you know nothing of them, I have a mind to challenge you to a race around the world with 1 million dollars as the wager(apologies I'm not a bullshitter I take that offer back) maybe it's the fact others just dont feel the need to brag to kids online. Pissing next to your little pool where others will walk is also gross, also if your so rich you wouldn't have to walk all the way through the house your house would have several toilets if it were built for an upper class family and they tend to spread the toilets out. So no your argument is invalid, mine is still rather valid.

Now for one of my brutally honest dressdowns(this is my favourite part) You come online claiming to be wealthy whereas I am rather convinced everything you claim is a lie, quite sad that you feel the need to project your inadequacies upon kids online. Your disgusting in character and come across as a vile human being so I hope for your sake how you act on here is a bullshit charade. If you have lots of money get some class to go along with it dick. Every time I see you try and put someone down by talking of your many riches I feel sorry for you because even if it is true you have wealth but lack character. My image of you is a spotty teen that gets a hard time at school for wearing shit clothes so decides to put others down online. Now I believe the saying is "come at me bro"

[Mob Boss]

A waste of water....to flush a toilet? Really? Are you guys going to carry the water you save from one flush to people that actually need it? I understand some guys and even girls doing it, but bringing up those less fortunate and acting as if flushing the toilet is a luxury is just ridiculous. No, I don't use the restroom outside. I could careless where people pee as long as it isn't on me and people don't act high and mighty for saving water by doing so.:rolleyes:

[StoppingTime]

Actually, your argument is invalid! I live in an upscale community in Brentwood which is one of the wealthiest areas around Los Angeles. I definetely live in a civilized society!!! And toilets, I'll just go in the garden when I'm in the pool because I'm not walking all the way through the house, wait 10 minutes to dry off and come back outside again. Just step out, aim, shake and dive back in. Dont tell me that you would waste that whole pool and piss in it, that is fucking gross. "Take that you (civilived civillian) try to afford a $4 million house, then what you say may actually be valid"



Not only is this simply immature and stupid, but it's more than likely you're lying seeing as not a single one of your IPs match the location you give. :rolleyes:

Anyway, this thread has gone way off course (if it had one in the first place).

:locked: