Messy!

[Xxzero412xx]

y does cum hav to be soo messy. and is there anyway besides a tissue to make it less messy

[VeinceMan]

i usually just go in my pants, old clothes, or a hand towel :D but theres always the toilet!

[Hauptmann Kauffman]

Yeah, I use a shirt, or water:P

[Xxzero412xx]

thanks

[ThatCanadianGuy]

There's nothing wrong with tissues. They're the easiest and most discreet way of "cleaning up" (no semen-stained clothes or towels for Mom to find!). Just don't wipe it off like you're using a towel. If you wipe too "hard" you'll end up with alot of tissue stuck to your penis (as a lot of guys will agree). Just "dab" it up and there will be no mess and no need to "go to the toilet" to finish off (i.e. you'll be able to finish off wherever you are).

[kovert43]

go to the washroom for water and tissue fast access

[Beaarrr]

i personally think the best thing is an old sock, if you get one with a whole in, perfect!! just say you have thrown it out!!

[Serenity]

i personally think the best thing is an old sock, if you get one with a whole in, perfect!! just say you have thrown it out!!

Or you could just use a tissue and have no explaining to do regardless...

[Beaarrr]

well true, but a sock is more absorbent! just grab what evers nearest!!

[Aηdy]

Tissues are the best way, no explaining to do and no evidence left behind! And tissues will absorb more than socks.

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[Beaarrr]

seems like im out numbered!! i may try switching thennn lol

[Aηdy]

You'll run out of socks day too! Plus you'll have some explaining to do when your mum washes 15 pairs of socks missing a sock!

[Beaarrr]

hahahaa i only use them if they are gonna be thrown out and i then throw them out in pairs!! so that dont happen not yet anywayy! hahahaaa

[Xxzero412xx]

ya but it gets all over and is messy for me

[VeinceMan]

I dont like tissues, I always get it stuck to my parts. Just get a handkerchief like me, and blame the stains on a really runny nose!

[TheDude]

I dont like tissues, I always get it stuck to my parts. Just get a handkerchief like me, and blame the stains on a really runny nose!

Or, secretly have another handkerchief for cleaning up after masturbating only, so then you don't have to blame the stains on anything because you are the only one who knows it exists, and you are not using the same one on your face? :)

[VeinceMan]

Ewww, it would be nasty to mix them up when you cough!

[thesonicguy]

I started using a sock a few weeks ago, Befor that I did not clean up.

[VeinceMan]

I started using a sock a few weeks ago, Befor that I did not clean up.

You didnt clean up? I dont want to go to your house... XD

[byee]

i think the larger issue is coming (no pun intended!) to terms with what it means to be a guy and what guys do, sexually. Normal guy sex stuff involves ejaculation, which is probably new to you. As you get use to it, it won't seem so 'messy'. And, as others here have suggested, there are ways of minimizing the 'mess'.

[Xxzero412xx]

wait how do you not clean up. do you just leave it there?

[Gumleaf]

wait how do you not clean up. do you just leave it there?

i think iamsam means that you will get used to the amount of semen that comes out and get used to how to clean it up. therefore not so "messy" because its a routine that you don't need to worry about it so much.

[yeahdude]

i i perfer doing it in the shower

[TheDude]

Ewww, it would be nasty to mix them up when you cough!

That's why you have them like different colours or something or keep them in different places

i i perfer doing it in the shower

In the shower is good but it isn't quite as easy

[Koutei]

I have a towel on my bed that I claim "Is for mucus." =P Am I the only person that does this????/ I bet I am =(
I hate tissue though...

[Hauptmann Kauffman]

lol, I have the same thing, but I dont claim its for mucus... lol, eww!

[MRcongeniality]

ktchen roll, and even just a towell.

[Patchy]

Tissues are good for me but since tissues can break up and stick to your penis/body I recommend a towel

[One_Chance]

Tissues are good for me but since tissues can break up and stick to your penis/body I recommend a towel

So what am i supposed to do when my parents find a towel with strange goo on it ? :P

[Patchy]

So what am i supposed to do when my parents find a towel with strange goo on it ? :P

Well try and keep the towel out of sight from your parents but you could say you used it to mop up milk but u dont know why its sticky???? pathetic excuse I know!

[One_Chance]

So how would i go about washing it then:P :confused:

[zne07]

well i sometimes do that, and to wash it you just put it in the washer on warm ( or high depending on how long it has been on there for), and usually its as good as new

[Xxzero412xx]

can u just cum in a cup?

[zne07]

i have- like in a paper cup.

[Xxzero412xx]

ya i think it would be easier than using a sock and have your mom find out

[Patchy]

a cup thats a good idea. might try that :)

[yeahdude]

ya i like the cup idea to

[VeinceMan]

I've used a cup before :D For some reason its exciting to me.

[The Entertainer]

Please be a disposable one...
Also, i would recommend tissues only. If you dont wanna be caught then you need something that is quick and you can dispose of quickly. Towels are things that you cant throw away, they stain, and your parents can find them too...and dont be fooled, they will know exactly what it is. If the tissue sticks, then just be careful!!

[byee]

Cum in a cup?! *gasps*!

Listen, your folks know you masturbate, it's a normal activity. They give you privacy, they assume you'll be discrete. Use tissues, flush 'em down the toilet. For the occaisional stain, I doubt your mom will make an issue over it, nor do I think she's looking to 'catch' you or otherwise embarass you.

[The Entertainer]

even so, isnt it better to remove all evidence so that it will never get to that stage of your mom finding the towel/t-shirt/boxers etc...?

[Hauptmann Kauffman]

Even if she does, so what? They already know you do it, they arent going to say anything.

[The Entertainer]

Dont you feel just a little embarrassed though, that they know? I mean, its a bit of a taboo subject isnt it?