Jacking Off question?

[hockeyboy18]

Does anyone use anything else besides there hand when jacking off? Maybe something around the house to put you dick into?

[gayboytroy]

i dunno about putting my dick in things but i love walking round while walking so a brush against things :)

[dufus]

I put mine in the Thanksgiving Turkey last year. A hot dog bun with ketchup works too. Boy does that all sound weird.

[gayboytroy]

actually the turkey idea sounds good. thing is i would have came in it and ate it :) i would enjoy knowing that everyone would be eating something i did xD

[dufus]

Exactly my thought. I found it all alone in the kitchen ready to bake in the morning and couldn't resist. Pretty funny when we all had dinner together the next afternoon! Happy Thanksgiving!

[hockeyboy18]

Was the turkey better than you thought it would be? Never thought of a hotdog bun with ketcup. sounds kind of messy?

[Troy35216]

before this thread is locked or deleted for being against the rules i have to ask, how the hell do you fuck a turkey? that opening is big enuf to put your fist in. never mind that it's completely gross to make your family and gramma and grampa eat your cum (holy shit!) if your dick isn't as big around as a jar of peanut butter how would you even do it??? it wouldn't even be rubbing against anything.

[slimboy1997]

Nope just use my hand

[hockeyboy18]

Sorry, i never thought food would come up with this question I asked. sounds like the movie american pie?

[dufus]

Yeah...sorry. I wasn't sure I should share that. Bun is messy. The neck was just the right size. Look forward to hearing any other items y'all have discovered.

[RichieRockz12]

I'll Use anything that I can fit my dick into

[justinglives]

I ordered a "fleshlight" from the internet.

It's AWESOME! Not exactly, but feels ALOT like the real thing!!

[uberwhal3]

before this thread is locked or deleted for being against the rules i have to ask, how the hell do you fuck a turkey? that opening is big enuf to put your fist in. never mind that it's completely gross to make your family and gramma and grampa eat your cum (holy shit!) if your dick isn't as big around as a jar of peanut butter how would you even do it??? it wouldn't even be rubbing against anything.

lololol

[Rukua]

No, I can't say that I have, but my friend has done it, so i suppose its normal :)

[pollier92]

that would be weird i would think

[JoshMacca95]

I actually havn't no, never thought of it =)

[Second Chance]

Does anyone use anything else besides there hand when jacking off? Maybe something around the house to put you dick into?

I think a lot of guys out there are looking for ways to get a better orgasm. I suppose there are things that folks can use to jerk off with around the house, but my suggestion is if the item is not meant to be used for sex, then don't use it. You don't want to be in a situation where your dick is stuck in something like a vase or food product and you end up having to go to the ER to fix things which would be super embarassing.

Like how folks usually would not eat uncooked food the same goes for jacking off with food. There are all sorts of weird things people do with food, but I wouldn't do it because there is the issue of hygiene and also dealing with folks who might actually want the food around your house as food believe it or not. You don't want to be caught like that dude from "American Pie."

I know we are not supposed to discuss this on here, but if you truly want to get something to enhance masturbation, then get a sex toy. Don't use stuff around the house especially food because others may use those things. I know I would be creeped out if something I used regularly around the house was used as a jerking toy by someone else.

[Ryhanna]

I put mine in the Thanksgiving Turkey last year. A hot dog bun with ketchup works too. Boy does that all sound weird.

...You stuck your dick inside a dead animal?

.... what even....

[russjr08]

...You stuck your dick inside a dead animal?

.... what even....
Lol! You've filled my laugh quota for the day already and its only 2:30 in the morning!

[Matt2.0]

Ewwwwww a turkey!

[ComfortableInChaos]

Do this ALONE. But what you need to do is get a cucumber and cut one side of it. Scoop out the inside stuff with a spoon and make sure your dick fits. Put it in the microwave for about... 10-15 seconds and fuck the shit out of it. Or you could do this with a frozen burrito. Just make sure its NOT TOO HOT. Don't wanna burn your dick lol

[sammo]

err, I use a shirt or underwear so I don't have to touch it...

[DerBear]

Discussing and asking for masturbation techniques is not allowed :locked: