View Full Version : Bringing "It" Up...
gig-guy
February 18th, 2013, 04:41 PM
How do you bring up jacking off and puberty when talking to/texting a friend? I really want to but I don't wanna be like "Hey, how bout that masturbation..."
please help
justinglives
February 18th, 2013, 05:13 PM
Just bri.g up some neutral subject u know makes guys horny....some cute chix tits or ass, a porn vid, whatever. Bring up "hey dude....guess what i gotta take care of now?" Or some othe thing jokingly. U open the door, see if who ure talking to bites. If not, u laugh it off. If he does, well.....uve acomplished ure objective
gig-guy
February 18th, 2013, 06:19 PM
haha, thx
Joseph69
February 18th, 2013, 06:23 PM
I'd ask them what they've been up to recently and when they reply hopefully they'll ask you the same thing. You can then say "I've been masturbating a lot haha" and if they seem kind of creeped out just say you were joking. Hopefully they won't be creeped out or anything (obviously it depends on the person and how close you are) and then you can talk to them about it.
willy93
February 18th, 2013, 08:51 PM
whenever a close guy friend texts me asking what im doing i say "jerking off" to see how they respond lol you could always ask for porn site recommendations to break the ice. but i like justinglives idea - start with, "dont you think _____ is hot?!? i get so horny thinking about ______, how bout you?!?" good luck!
megatime
February 18th, 2013, 09:24 PM
Rememeber when me and my best mate were 11 he said look wot ive got and showed me his pubes.
sdude
February 18th, 2013, 09:39 PM
Yeah, I usually let my hardon happen and start shifting my bone till he says something, either making fun of it or he gets one too..then it's easy to make it happen!
oceandude33a
February 18th, 2013, 09:49 PM
personally ill talk to him about it in person bc for me when we text about it, its awkward in person the next time we hang, but just act like you know he does it. thats how i got talking with it but some of my friends dont talk about because there super private so ya
BakeBake
February 19th, 2013, 12:04 AM
I mean if you are cool with a friend about it and stuff, I would say just bring the topic up when you two are alone and stuff... i wouldn't suggest doing it in any kind of media, like facebook and texting, and stuff like that because people can go on those and see stuff. Just make sure that the person you are talking to is a close friend who you can trust.
Orangeman
February 19th, 2013, 12:38 AM
Talk about a hot girl and see where it goes
dufus
February 19th, 2013, 07:16 PM
I'd just talk about jacking off....he ought to know what you mean!
StoppingTime
February 19th, 2013, 07:43 PM
This is not allowed to be asked here. :locked:
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