Guys, A Girl's Question About Morning Wood

[AbbaZabba]

It's said it is better to keep your mouth shut and thought a fool then open your mouth and remove all doubt. I could have googled this but then that's no fun. So I had never heard of morning wood till that post and now that I glance through it, its got me curious. So here are my questions?

1. Does this happen every night?

2. I noticed a lot of guys said they peed and it was gone. Is this some great phenomenon guys get because of having to pee or pee build up during the night or is it just some hormonal thing that happens to guys at night and the morning pee is just there?

3. Third, how in the hell do you pee ????? I mean, I could only think stand on your head or like a basketball shot, arch it in there. Shoot for the stars baby.

Thanks Guys

[Josh.smith98]

I dont get morning wood that much usually it happens when i hold my pee overnight or for a long time :P and just sit down to pee is the easiest but sometimes you just have to aim ;) haha

[Kochanek]

I don't know if it has anything to do with having to pee...
I often get morning wood without having to pee, so for me it is just hornyness and the need for an orgasm. I then masturbate, usually even twice.

But even on days I don't have a morning wood - which happens not very often - i masturbate before getting up, because otherwise i get horny in school and hardly can stand it till I come home...

[Fireflame]

1. Does this happen every night? yes, quite often.

2. I noticed a lot of guys said they peed and it was gone. Is this some great phenomenon guys get because of having to pee or pee build up during the night or is it just some hormonal thing that happens to guys at night and the morning pee is just there? The need to pee is not a factor as to why it happens.

3. Third, how in the hell do you pee? Most guys stand up, aim and pee. I personally sit down at stalls to avoid splashing on the front of my pants. It happens.

[PinkFloyd]

1. Does this happen every night? yep

2. I noticed a lot of guys said they peed and it was gone. Is this some great phenomenon guys get because of having to pee or pee build up during the night or is it just some hormonal thing that happens to guys at night and the morning pee is just there? nope. it doesn't just go away.

3. Third, how in the hell do you pee ????? I mean, I could only think stand on your head or like a basketball shot, arch it in there. Shoot for the stars baby. I gotta do this thing where I bend over so I'm level with the toilet. I can't believe I just put that on the internet! xD

[spoke]

i'm hard just about every morning and don't always have to pee. when I do have to I need to wait until i'm soft before I can pee

[Troy35216]

It's said it is better to keep your mouth shut and thought a fool then open your mouth and remove all doubt. I could have googled this but then that's no fun. So I had never heard of morning wood till that post and now that I glance through it, its got me curious. So here are my questions?

1. Does this happen every night?

2. I noticed a lot of guys said they peed and it was gone. Is this some great phenomenon guys get because of having to pee or pee build up during the night or is it just some hormonal thing that happens to guys at night and the morning pee is just there?

3. Third, how in the hell do you pee ????? I mean, I could only think stand on your head or like a basketball shot, arch it in there. Shoot for the stars baby.

Thanks Guys
1. it does to me. i read that guys get like a dozen boners a night. i hate that i sleep thru 'em. lol
2 and 3. i don't think i have wood cuz i have to pee. now i am curious tho. don't girls have to pee first thing in the morning? anyway the mornign wood definitely goes away after i pee. but you are right peeing is a pain when i'm hard. i can't just aim cuz it hurts to push it down so i have to back way up almost to the wall and get the arc thing going and that is hard to aim too. i usually end up missing the first few seconds and have to do some clean up after. and as i am finishing peeing and the stream peters out i have to scootch/walk toward the toilet while i'm still peeing to keep going in the toilet otherwise the last bit just goes on the floor. it's my morning piss ballet. lol

[AbbaZabba]

1. it does to me. i read that guys get like a dozen boners a night. i hate that i sleep thru 'em. lol
2 and 3. i don't think i have wood cuz i have to pee. now i am curious tho. don't girls have to pee first thing in the morning? anyway the mornign wood definitely goes away after i pee. but you are right peeing is a pain when i'm hard. i can't just aim cuz it hurts to push it down so i have to back way up almost to the wall and get the arc thing going and that is hard to aim too. i usually end up missing the first few seconds and have to do some clean up after. and as i am finishing peeing and the stream peters out i have to scootch/walk toward the toilet while i'm still peeing to keep going in the toiler otherwise the last bit just goes on the floor. it's my morning piss ballet. lol

Lol, I hate you have to sleep through them too. Yes, my God do I have to pee in the morning, I just read those post and peeing was mentioned a lot. Never heard of morning wood before and it half sounded like it happened because of having to pee. I repeat myself...it is better to keep your mouth shut and thought a fool, then open it and remove all doubt. Have a great day Troy !!

[volleyball172]

you just wake up with it. most people have to pee after a night of sleep and by the time i reach the toilet it is down far enough to pee if i had morning wood.

[Kevin 16666]

You aim

[nrob1993]

yeah, I will wake up in the morning and during the night very hard
have to be careful when you pee while it's that hard for sure

[Globalgirl3]

Guys, A Girl's Question About Morning Wood
It's said it is better to keep your mouth shut and thought a fool then open your mouth and remove all doubt. I could have googled this but then that's no fun. So I had never heard of morning wood till that post and now that I glance through it, its got me curious. So here are my questions?

1. Does this happen every night? Not every but sometimes 40%. I'd say

2. I noticed a lot of guys said they peed and it was gone. Is this some great phenomenon guys get because of having to pee or pee build up during the night or is it just some hormonal thing that happens to guys at night and the morning pee is just there? I think I just pee because I need to pee. No matter if I'm erect or not. Also I just force it out kinda if I'm disparate. Finally I think that my erection goes shortly after I pee because the peeing takes my mind off it

3. Third, how in the hell do you pee ????? I mean, I could only think stand on your head or like a basketball shot, arch it in there. Shoot for the stars I just kinda do when erect. Point my penis down and kinda force it out

Finally. This thread is so funny

[Eclipsical]

haha...

1. No, not everynight. At least I don't think so, I'm more annoyed that I'm up so early rather than what my dick is up to(literally I guess)

2. AGain, not everytime. Morning wood is generally not a sustainable wood...lol. It goes away pretty damn quick unless you wanna morning whacking session. I usually don't

3. Erections are not immovable objects.

[anyone50]

I read somewhere that guys testostrone levels are at their highest in the morning and this is why guys wake up with an erection. I also read that when a guy has an erection he can't pee because the passage to the bladder is blocked. Just wondering if this is really true

[Arther443]

1) Not every day, but about 95% of the time I will wake up with morning wood.

2) I think I have to pee in the morning because I haven't peed in about 5-12 hours. Peeing usually takes the boner away by helping get your mind off of things.

3) Since I have to sleep outside, I just wake up and go. However, the real problem is in getting the pee to actually come out. I usually just wait for it to go away, but if I NEED to, it sprays like a damn mister. However, when I'm inside with a boner and have to pee, I put my feet way back and put a hand on the toilet for support and I try do get the tip below the bowl's top to avoid getting piss all over the toilet.

[lancezer]

I cant really explain it. But ASAPScience gives a great explanation as to why it happens.

As for me, it happens to me almost every morning. I usually can pee if I relax and it goes down after that.
same thing more or less

[Wakesetter03]

Yeah it happens commonly. Some sort of build up of hormones overnight or something.

Generally by the time I have gotten up and walked into my bathroom, I'm only half hard so it isn't much of an issue. It's incredibly hard to pee when hard.

[AbbaZabba]

3. Erections are not immovable objects.

LOL...like that, well put, so they will point down if guided in the proper direction? Besides moments of stupidity, I'm a virgin too if you can't tell.

[Xpert]

It happens to me sometimes but can control it and easily pee. It would be good to play with and get rid of the hardness, but again with pee waiting to flow out, it very uncomfortable.

May I also ask please?

1. Do girls also have urgent need to pee in mornings?
2. While peeing, do girls get some hot feelings?
3. What is the most common peeing style you girls use?
4. Can you pee standing up?

Thanls

[spoke]

3. Erections are not immovable objects.

LOL...like that, well put, so they will point down if guided in the proper direction? Besides moments of stupidity, I'm a virgin too if you can't tell.

yes, we can point them down. And no question you don't know the answer to is stupid in my opinion. I wasn't born knowing everything :)

[johnsmith1]

1. Most nights - yes

2. I'd say it was a mixture of both - not having peed for 8 hours, or the enjoyment of release of hormones!

3. Third, how in the hell do you pee ????? We can still point and aim it.

[TheStarsShadow]

I would say it is better to keep your mouth shut. The less of a fool you look the better...most of the time.

No this does not happen every not, at least not for me. It's actually quite rare for me to wake up with a boner unless I was having a dream, or it rubbed against my bed.

Yeah that is what it's supposed to be caused by. Some sort of full bladder type thing. It can also just be caused by horniness or just a typical erection that happens in the morning.

Haha LOL. We pee just the same, it's not like we can't move our penis when it's erect, we just push it downwards if it's rock hard. xD We just aim.

[CharlieHorse]

It's said it is better to keep your mouth shut and thought a fool then open your mouth and remove all doubt. I could have googled this but then that's no fun. So I had never heard of morning wood till that post and now that I glance through it, its got me curious. So here are my questions?

1. Does this happen every night?

2. I noticed a lot of guys said they peed and it was gone. Is this some great phenomenon guys get because of having to pee or pee build up during the night or is it just some hormonal thing that happens to guys at night and the morning pee is just there?

3. Third, how in the hell do you pee ????? I mean, I could only think stand on your head or like a basketball shot, arch it in there. Shoot for the stars baby.

Thanks Guys

1. For me yeah. Usually 4-5 times throughout sleep. I think that's average for a guy.
2. Hormonal, full bladder has nothing to do with it.
3. A guy can get rid of his erection. Concentrating, sometimes squeezing the blood out of it.

[eddward]

It happens a lot. For me it's needing to masturbate or take a super cold shower. It's not at all unpleasant, just has to be taken care of.

[digzchickz]

well its a little inconvenient but we learn how to deal with it. At least for me morning wood isnt the same as regular erections. If i get hard or just cummed than i cant be until i get soft but i can still pee with morning wood for some reason, i dont have to wait to get soft, i just have to stand back a little bit because i cant point it straight down.

[AbbaZabba]

1. For me yeah. Usually 4-5 times throughout sleep. I think that's average for a guy.
2. Hormonal, full bladder has nothing to do with it.
3. A guy can get rid of his erection. Concentrating, sometimes squeezing the blood out of it.

So how do you squeeze the blood out of it. Sorry, just curious about that now.

[AbbaZabba]

Thanks for all the answers, don't feel so stupid anymore.

[AbbaZabba]

It happens to me sometimes but can control it and easily pee. It would be good to play with and get rid of the hardness, but again with pee waiting to flow out, it very uncomfortable.

May I also ask please?

1. Do girls also have urgent need to pee in mornings?
2. While peeing, do girls get some hot feelings?
3. What is the most common peeing style you girls use?
4. Can you pee standing up?

Thanls

1. Yes, definitely, I drink a ton of water and some mornings urgent is an understatement.
2. Not really, I wake up with those.
3. Sitting on the toilet.
4. LOL, I live in the country, so if I'm outside, usually squat, but I have peed standing up, works in a pinch, but wouldn't be my main choice.

[Bleex]

1. mostly yep..
2. tiz not about peeing coz if i take about 5 mins after waking up it cools

[Xpert]

Thank you so much. You wake up with hot feelings?

[Xpert]

For Girls:
1. Do you know boys always want to look up your skirts?
2. Do you like showing your panty?
3. Do you like seeing boys in underwear?
4. Do you like watching the bulge boys show?

2 years back, me and my friend played a game in school and kept records of which girl is wearing what colour panty! Afetr a while we could tell what colour she will be wearing today!!! At times, we used a mirror to see upwards!!!!

[AbbaZabba]

Thank you so much. You wake up with hot feelings?

If you mean horny hot, sure do.

[clarksonian]

It happen multiple times through our sleep cycle. So yes pretty much every night multiple times. Also it can act as a preventive measure to assure you don't pee while sleeping. I have tired to rub my penis while peeing(in the shower) and it acted as like a shut off button automatically. I don't think you can do both. And peeing with an erection isn't the easier and if you watch the begining of 40 year old virgin you can see a bad attempt of it. But I tend to just let it go away before I piss or just piss in the shower with it cause I show to help wake me up.

[dufus]

Most days yes. I always have to pee...I sit down and aim it down into the toilet.

[Hexclaw]

1. Does this happen every night? Most nights, yes.

2. I noticed a lot of guys said they peed and it was gone. Is this some great phenomenon guys get because of having to pee or pee build up during the night or is it just some hormonal thing that happens to guys at night and the morning pee is just there? Well usually when you 'relieve yourself' it does go away, but sometimes it doesn't.

3. Third, how in the hell do you pee: Push it down and hope for the best, usually. Or try and sit down and aim for the inner rim. It's difficult for me, because I'm almost too big to fit in, and I have to be careful that it doesn't hit the edge of the toilet.

[Swagging god]

It's said it is better to keep your mouth shut and thought a fool then open your mouth and remove all doubt. I could have googled this but then that's no fun. So I had never heard of morning wood till that post and now that I glance through it, its got me curious. So here are my questions?

1. Does this happen every night? yes

2. I noticed a lot of guys said they peed and it was gone. Is this some great phenomenon guys get because of having to pee or pee build up during the night or is it just some hormonal thing that happens to guys at night and the morning pee is just there?

3. Third, how in the hell do you pee ????? I mean, I could only think stand on your head or like a basketball shot, arch it in there. Shoot for the stars baby. For me its a build up in the night, and I arch it over. It usually goes down after I urinate.

Thanks Guys

[Troy35216]

it's interesting that so many people say they can just point it down to aim. i'm curious what their angle is. when i'm boned up it points almost straight up and it literally hurts too much to point it down enough to pee into the toilet. i can't do it. if i had a semi then i could but not when it's a blue-vein throbber, full on morning wood.

[greenMCRday]

You will never know the excruciating, torturous, unholy pain of when it points down after putting jeans on or something like that. D:

[greenMCRday]

... at least it hurts with me, maybe not other guys.

[xxxEvil_Twinxxx]

It's said it is better to keep your mouth shut and thought a fool then open your mouth and remove all doubt. I could have googled this but then that's no fun. So I had never heard of morning wood till that post and now that I glance through it, its got me curious. So here are my questions?

1. Does this happen every night?

If you're asleep long enough it happens.

2. I noticed a lot of guys said they peed and it was gone. Is this some great phenomenon guys get because of having to pee or pee build up during the night or is it just some hormonal thing that happens to guys at night and the morning pee is just there?

Never peed as far as I know.

3. Third, how in the hell do you pee ????? I mean, I could only think stand on your head or like a basketball shot, arch it in there. Shoot for the stars baby

You go limp when you wake up..

Thanks Guys

xxxxx

[Troy35216]

it's interesting that so many people say they can just point it down to aim. i'm curious what their angle is. when i'm boned up it points almost straight up and it literally hurts too much to point it down enough to pee into the toilet. i can't do it. if i had a semi then i could but not when it's a blue-vein throbber, full on morning wood.

You will never know the excruciating, torturous, unholy pain of when it points down after putting jeans on or something like that. D:

... at least it hurts with me, maybe not other guys.

i know the pain trust me! i still don't know how guys just bend it down to aim at the toilet. mine would break off.

[xmojox]

I wake up with wood everyday unless I'm sick. It has to do with REM sleep, not hormones or needing to pee. But like everybody else in the world, I need to do that when I first wake up, too. I just put my feet back lean with a hand on the wall, point it down n let er rip lol.

[opsfam15]

1. Does this happen every night?

For me, most of the time. Some of my friends say they don't get it a lot but that's them. It's different for everyone.

2. I noticed a lot of guys said they peed and it was gone. Is this some great phenomenon guys get because of having to pee or pee build up during the night or is it just some hormonal thing that happens to guys at night and the morning pee is just there?

This has nothing to do with pee. When you wake up your penis fills up with blood (that's how you get a boner) and it's just there. It actually happens a few times during the night but most people don't know it. Sometimes it lasts for a minute (peeing can help because it's just movement and it gets your mind off of it) and other times (whenever I'm over someones house, my luck) it lasts for 20 minutes but a lot of times you aren't even horny.

3. Third, how in the hell do you pee ????? I mean, I could only think stand on your head or like a basketball shot, arch it in there. Shoot for the stars baby.

You get used to it, you just stand and let it happen and trust me, I miss a lot of times and hit the seat. Peeing with a boner is probably the most annoying thing ever though.

[robert1999]

I get wood every morning just has to do with blood flow

[alecbramham]

1. Does this happen every night? Only sometimes

2. I noticed a lot of guys said they peed and it was gone. Is this some great phenomenon guys get because of having to pee or pee build up during the night or is it just some hormonal thing that happens to guys at night and the morning pee is just there? Normally it's because i'm turned on about something, but it could be to do with pee.

3. Third, how in the hell do you pee ????? I mean, I could only think stand on your head or like a basketball shot, arch it in there. Shoot for the stars baby. I normally try and wait for my erection to ease off a bit before attempting to aim. It is quite hard to aim right with an erection.

[Snowfall]

1. Does this happen every night?

A lot of nights, especially when I wake up early(which is like every schoolday)

2. I noticed a lot of guys said they peed and it was gone. Is this some great phenomenon guys get because of having to pee or pee build up during the night or is it just some hormonal thing that happens to guys at night and the morning pee is just there?

I lot of times I'm too lazy to even realize it's gone so yeah it just happens

3. Third, how in the hell do you pee ????? I mean, I could only think stand on your head or like a basketball shot, arch it in there. Shoot for the stars baby.

Aim and pee slowly and steadily and hope it poofs by then.

[Tarannosaurus]

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