Whos e boss here

[oktanepro]

peace:)

[Dooby the potato god]

This isn't a hacking forum...

[TheMatrix]

Comrade,

This site is run by your fellow members. Together, we live in harmony, side by side. The state has almost withered away, as Karl Marx had predicted. The revolution is over, all discontent eliminated. The capitalists have been purged; the counter-revolutionaries sent to be re-educated.

Together, my comrades and I, the Red-Blue-Green committee, maintain order in this region. Everything you see on this site has been decided in one of our 1-month plans.
You, as a member, are required to hail the banner at the top of this web page upon registration. You will read the Blue Book of VirtualTeen (http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/faq.php), and abide by everything it says, or be sent to re-education camp, or else be exiled forever.

Hail the committee! Hail VirtualTeen! Long live the proletariat of VirtualTeen!

[Pierce]

I'm the undisputed leader of this site.