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Charlie_official
January 19th, 2013, 02:48 PM
Well, I had just finished Jerking off, and was cleaning my dick and whatever, and trying to sort out and irritated patch, then when I turned round my mum was in my room (even though the door was closed) and she said
"I wouldn't do that if i were you" I asked her what she meant, and she said 'playing with yourself'.
I told my Dad that "I was sorting out my foreskin (i've had problems with it before) and an irritated patch, then she walked in" and he said don't worry.
Things have been a little awkward between my mum and me at the moment.
Should I just leave it??

Scottydog
January 19th, 2013, 02:50 PM
If I were you I'd just say if shes not happy with it she will just have to be... its normal!

Sph2015
January 19th, 2013, 02:57 PM
Well, it sucks. I'd say just pretend it didn't happen. I'm all for listening to your parents and such, but whatever you do with the thing hanging between your legs in the privacy of your room is your business. Like, I get her being mad if she caught you having sex, but who does jerking off hurt? Like I said, pretend it never happened.

Human Male
January 19th, 2013, 02:58 PM
Yup. Just pretend it didn't happen. Talking about it will only make it more awkward.

Charlie_official
January 19th, 2013, 03:00 PM
Well, it sucks. I'd say just pretend it didn't happen. I'm all for listening to your parents and such, but whatever you do with the thing hanging between your legs in the privacy of your room is your business. Like, I get her being mad if she caught you having sex, but who does jerking off hurt? Like I said, pretend it never happened.
Thanks for the advice, I'll do that.
Cheers!

teen.jpg
January 19th, 2013, 03:36 PM
Try to do it in a more private place, like a shower. And if you can, lock your door ...

Human Male
January 19th, 2013, 03:46 PM
Try to do it in a more private place, like a shower. And if you can, lock your door ...

Aww, c'mon man, it's no fun in the shower.

H2O on the D makes it feel like you're yankin a spongy, limp noodle.

teen.jpg
January 19th, 2013, 06:10 PM
Aww, c'mon man, it's no fun in the shower.

H2O on the D makes it feel like you're yankin a spongy, limp noodle.

Well, it's better then being caught by your mom ...

ULeon
January 19th, 2013, 06:29 PM
Well, it sucks. I'd say just pretend it didn't happen. I'm all for listening to your parents and such, but whatever you do with the thing hanging between your legs in the privacy of your room is your business. Like, I get her being mad if she caught you having sex, but who does jerking off hurt? Like I said, pretend it never happened.

yup. that'\s the best thing to do, just forgett

Scrange
January 19th, 2013, 10:24 PM
Don't worry buddy I have been caught a few times. Its no biggie. If she is really religious that's probally why she said that because it is a "sin". Just keep on yanking your pecker and learn ways to stop them from finding out. Like listen for there foot steps or go #2 but instead enjoy it there.

BakeBake
January 20th, 2013, 04:18 AM
Masturbation is normal, tell her that there is nothing wrong with it.

StoneColdNicky
January 20th, 2013, 04:44 AM
Aww, c'mon man, it's no fun in the shower.

H2O on the D makes it feel like you're yankin a spongy, limp noodle.

This is awesome, Male. You have obviously run a whole lot of experiments on ideal conditions.

Masturbation is normal, tell her that there is nothing wrong with it.

You're right, BakeBake, but would you really want to sit your mum down and have that conversation? I know that would feel weird to me. Sounds like Charlie did the right thing, going to his dad - he'll clear it up, whether he buys the 'irritation' story or not, I'll bet. I'm sure this will blow over, especially if you've got your dad on your side.

Good luck!

jgjkk
January 20th, 2013, 09:11 AM
keep doing it, don't listen to your mom

Mranon58
January 20th, 2013, 10:56 AM
Just ignore it. Happens to quite a lot of people! If you're mum wants to talk to you more about it, she will. If she doesn't then she doesn't. It's normal, just carry on as you were before:)

Sean4U
January 22nd, 2013, 11:56 AM
Obviously your dad knew what was happening and basically told you to go ahead....he knows more than your mom about what a guy goes through.....just be careful and try not to get caught...not sure how old you are but if you're 13 and above you should be given some privacy in your own room .....talk to your dad about it sounds like he can step in

dingo006
January 22nd, 2013, 12:39 PM
yeah bro id leave it, my mother doesnt knock either, if she starts to worry then use your dad as a go between.

Troy35216
January 22nd, 2013, 12:52 PM
am i the only one who locks the door to jerk off? things like this are so unfair. you don't go barging in your parents bedroom when they're having sex. they should give you the same respect

Charlie_official
January 22nd, 2013, 02:26 PM
I've not mentioned anything about it, and thing between me and my mum are back to normal, thanks for the advice :)

dingo006
January 22nd, 2013, 02:33 PM
am i the only one who locks the door to jerk off? things like this are so unfair. you don't go barging in your parents bedroom when they're having sex. they should give you the same respect

oh how i wish my bedroom had a lock

janisj182
January 22nd, 2013, 02:36 PM
that sux however, i think that you will be ok if maybe you talk to your dad or if you are not confortable with it then i would just be more careful. the awkwardness is because your mom is a women, and not to be sexist, but most women dont understand a guys normal activities when it comes to sexual stuff. Besides, you do have to take in to consideration that this could be new to your mom and maybe she needs to let it sink in for a while. My mom would have to let teenage stuff sink in for me, but you never now really

Troy35216
January 22nd, 2013, 02:50 PM
oh how i wish my bedroom had a lock
ten bucks at walmart. all you need is a screwdriver. http://www.walmart.com/ip/Prime-Line-GD52145-Slide-Bolt-Latch-With-Keeper/21987863

brandon1995
January 22nd, 2013, 04:52 PM
Walked on on a teammate doing it after practice. He was facing away but his buttcheeks were clenched. SO I walked out then made some noise before I came back in.

Michael Anthony
January 22nd, 2013, 06:22 PM
you guys that have been caught are so lucky. i haven't been caught yet but i hope i am someday. sounds like fun to me.

dingo006
January 22nd, 2013, 10:52 PM
ten bucks at walmart. all you need is a screwdriver. http://www.walmart.com/ip/Prime-Line-GD52145-Slide-Bolt-Latch-With-Keeper/21987863

yeah and my mom would have my dad and his toolbelt up there to pull it off before the sawdust was off the floor.

my mother would ask me what kind of drug addict needs a lock on their bedroom door? and if i wasnt doing anything wrong why would i need a lock?

ive had the fight, honestly, she makes it as unawkward as she possibly can and i just dont posess the pull to get a lock.

StoneColdNicky
January 23rd, 2013, 05:53 AM
I've not mentioned anything about it, and thing between me and my mum are back to normal, thanks for the advice :)

That's good news. I'm sure it's one of those things. She would have been pretty certain you do it, she just didn't need to witness it!

FizZ
January 23rd, 2013, 06:05 AM
Well, I had just finished Jerking off, and was cleaning my dick and whatever, and trying to sort out and irritated patch, then when I turned round my mum was in my room (even though the door was closed) and she said
"I wouldn't do that if i were you" I asked her what she meant, and she said 'playing with yourself'.
I told my Dad that "I was sorting out my foreskin (i've had problems with it before) and an irritated patch, then she walked in" and he said don't worry.
Things have been a little awkward between my mum and me at the moment.
Should I just leave it??

yes.. leave it.. cause sometimes.. girls didnt underdstand it.. :)

staples
January 23rd, 2013, 08:01 PM
it normal to do that when your a teen so she should expect you to do it