complete the story thread

[ackmedsgirl666]

basically finish the sentence/story with something creative or fun
ill start..

once upon a time.. there was a cow named bert who liked to........

[Anonimi]

....fly over a lake....

[ackmedsgirl666]

he liked the feeling of flying... all the animals in his neighborhood thought he was crazy... and needed a new hobby... so they suggested he.............

[Human]

starts rapping about bovine life

shouldn't this be in arcade...

[ackmedsgirl666]

Idk mods can move it I guess
And then once he starts rapping they decide nope that's no good
And suggest he try to build something.....
So he decided to build a.......

[Lyra Heartstrings]

Moved the thread to here. Sorry about the wait on this message.

[ackmedslayer556]

snowman..... except one problem... there was no snow....
so he had to compromise.... and he used elephant poop XD

[ackmedsgirl666]

snowman..... except one problem... there was no snow....
so he had to compromise.... and he used elephant poop XD

the elephant poop actually turned out to be chocolate and that way was a very hot day.... and his building started to turn to mush... so he started to eat it.. and his friends were walking past thinking.......................

[DarkHorse4eva]

Why is he eating smelly chocolate? He's weird
we should find him a boyfriend

[Chimpchar]

so he got together with a rooster, but soon realized he wasn't gay, as cows can't be male, and he was actually a trans-sexual bull. Upon realizing this.....

[Fractured Silhouette]

...he got drunk and went for a drive. He crashed and died because he didn't have any hands to control the steering wheel, the crash killed twelve people and cemented Bert's name in history as the first cow to attempt to drive. In the future scientists would try and recreate the event without success, so they came to the conclusion that Bert the cow was actually a man turned into a transgender bull. So the scientists decided to...

[Chimpchar]

clone him. They successfully cloned him and attempted to change him back to a human but........

[Snookers]

...the clone was very unstable. Bert killed the scientists and manages to escape the big city. He ran into the woods where he met...

[Chimpchar]

himself, from an alternate dimension where...

[ackmedsgirl666]

They realized they were brothers...... And decide to make evil together so they......

[Snookers]

..destroyed the whole world and flew on the moon, where they....

[ackmedsgirl666]

A banana