1,000 ways to end up getting fired from work.

[Silicate Wielder]

Okay the point of this game is to come up with funny, random, etc. ways to get fired from your job.

1. play on your portable game console all day.
2. Run around yelling "I'M READY!" 1,000 times, or untill you get tired...

[Twilly F. Sniper]

3. Try to sell crack at work.
4. Buy from people with money stolen from your boss.
5. Watch porn while at work.
6. Touch one of your coworkers inappropriately

[ArsenicCatNip]

7. Call in sick and tell them you didn't feel like going to work.

[Foamy]

8. Date/fuck on the job

[Silicate Wielder]

9. Set the fire extinguishers on fire
10. Turn your office (if you have one) into a Bar and get ridiculously drunk on the job
11. Play computer games instead of working

[Korab]

12.Masturbate at work
13.Offend the boss
14.Watch cartoons..

[PinkFloyd]

12. steal
13. Try to sell drugs to your boss
14. have parties at the work place after closing.
15. bully people
16. pull the "yellow pee-pee monster" in the bathroom
17. take the flourescent bar light bulbs out of the lights and joust with them!
18. Have sex with a co-worker
19. Have sex with a costomer.
20. wear offensive clothes.
21. Show up late a lot.
22. Act stupid.
23. Mock your boss.
23. quit.

[Abyssal Echo]

24. surfing the net instead of doing you job
25. excessive breaks
26. coming back late from lunch
27. tell your boss to F off
28. smoke pot at work
29. send offensive Emails to coworkers

[Silicate Wielder]

30. Make weird contraptions instead of working
31. Disassemble everything.
32. install a lightup dance floor and Disco ball in the lobby, then throw an AWESOME party.