Worst Random Boner Moment

[Dude1]

Where was it and who saw it?

[Leon03]

On my dentist's chair :whoops:. I really do not know why, but it didn't want to go down for ages and I had little chance to hide it.
I am not sure if they noticed. But if they did they fortunately ignored or didn't show it.

[Scottydog]

Was in class and my friend seen it, he didn't say anything about it!

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[hamtown]

driving whille with my friend :(

[SirMazing]

Worst would be probably in school

[Irishperson15]

I was in my boxers putting clothes on, then my mum came in lol but she didn't see it thankfully, nearly though!!

[Arsenalfan123]

I was in my boxers putting clothes on, then my mum came in lol but she didn't see it thankfully, nearly though!!


Same

[Jay98]

My worst was in math class when we we're taking turns at the board in the front of the room. We we're playing a game to prep for a math test. I started getting hard while i was standing with my team and waiting for my turn to solve a problem. Since i was standing in from of the class i couldnt put it in my waistband so i just tried to face the board an not the class. But a boy on the opposit team noticed an he looked at me an laughed. Thank god he didnt make a big deal of it. But when i went to lunch a buddie who is in my math class with me said he saw it an it was really obvious, he was sitting in the class so who knows how many people saw it. Took forever for it to go away too... it happenes i guess...

[teen.jpg]

I actually have 2, both in the presence of my crushes...

1. In gym, he was changing his clothes in the locker room, and, you guessed it, my boner came as soon as he was down to his boxers. Given, I did actually like it and I was watching, but that wasn't the point!

2. Actually happened today, but my crush and another one of my friends were wrestling when my teacher left the room. It was only the three of us in the room, and as soon as I stood up, they noticed I had one. It was pretty bad.

I hope he doesn't take the hint :D

[BlackieChan21E]

I actually have 2, both in the presence of my crushes...

1. In gym, he was changing his clothes in the locker room, and, you guessed it, my boner came as soon as he was down to his boxers. Given, I did actually like it and I was watching, but that wasn't the point!

2. Actually happened today, but my crush and another one of my friends were wrestling when my teacher left the room. It was only the three of us in the room, and as soon as I stood up, they noticed I had one. It was pretty bad.

I hope he doesn't take the hint :D

Lol , maybe he will take the hint and you just get lucky!

[thekid1234]

while running in only compression shorts. it's virtually impossible to hide an 8.5 incher!

[tundravortex]

mine was in the middle of swimming class,my shorts where stuck to my legs and then it happend plain view and everything

[apelad]

school Once at walmart

[PinkFloyd]

This boner at lunch wasn't exactly random because my girlfriend came over to me and asked for a few dollars. I was sitting on a chair and she bent over to meet my eye level. She wasn't wearing a bra... :whoops: Well a moment later i went to english and it was STILL there and my friend josh said: "Rob's got a boner!" it was not good.

[Mysterious Skin]

Right when my male friend brushed passed me. He felt it, he didn't care though.

[ImAll4U24]

For me it was when my gf and I where at the park and she put her head on my lap and she was wearing a low cut shirt without a bra, (and fyi she has big tits) so basically my boner went right in her face. yea.

[Aajj333]

I didn't have a boner but my jeans were folded and it looked like a boner so it was embarrassing

[reddie]

I was changing with a bunch of friends and some people I didn't know. I was down to my boxers and we were just talking. All of a sudden, this one guy I hardly knew had just dropped his pants and I could see the outline of his butt hiding his in boxers. I popped a boner and someone I was talking to could probably see it through my boxer hole, even though the hole was still covering it. (He was looking at me from the side.)

[ImAJock]

while running in only compression shorts. it's virtually impossible to hide an 8.5 incher!

i call bullsh

[NeuroTiger]

In school...it happens

[Michael Anthony]

during a physical exam for me, because my mom was in the room

[alexkun]

ohh.. gosh.. i think i was walking down the street.. and lets say i was going through some memories.. and bum.!... something started to get hard :P... imagine how its like to get a boner wearing skinny jeans.. it obviously shows up immediatly.. fortunately nobody was around. :D

[boonsim]

The other day in gym we started doing planks and stuff. The presence of several nice butts gave me a boner that was completely unhidden by my athletic shorts...

[bignick2013]

i have two:

i had to stay behind after class to see the teacher and i walked over and realised but it was too late cause she already seen it she looked shocked but carryed on speaking anyway

i was getting a massage and got one one but i couldnt hide it cause i had nothing under the towel so it just stayed pointed up, the girl ignored it though and carryed on they must get this a lot

[crispxtra]

On my school bus sitting next to a really hot girl and she saw lol awkward. this was when i was like 12 when it was all awkward.

[Sir Suomi]

At the waterpark, with my shorts drenched, as I walked up to talk to some girls... They stopped talking and kind of nudged their heads down there, so I looked, and fled the scene. It's still awkward talking to them.

[cowboys1]

On a date with gf

[HardyDardy]

while running in only compression shorts. it's virtually impossible to hide an 8.5 incher!

Just saying, but that would have been a nice sight ;)

[Jaller]

Sitting in facing my crush with my legs spread lets just say awkward

[youthought08]

School, no one saw it cuz I'm hiding it with my binder.

[Troy35216]

there are 3.
1. after changing into gym clothes in 8th grade we were walking to the ball field and i got a boner. it was really obvious in the gym shorts and i didn't have anything to hold in front of me so i made fists and put them in my pockets to push the shorts out so the boner wouldn't show. my dick didn't show but EVERYONE knew why I had my fists shoved in my pockets and even tho they couldn't see it they still teased me about it. I kept denying it and they said "then take your hands out of your pockets" and all i could think of to say was "i can't. they're stuck." lol what a dope.

the next 2 both happened in youth group but on different times.
2. i was sitting on the floor cross legged and it just happened like it does. but because of the way i was sitting i guess my dick was aimed down instead of up so when it boned up it went down the side of my leg instead up or to the side. the good news was no one could really see cuz it was wasn't in the usual spot it was kinda like down my thigh sorta. it's hard to explain. I'm not saying way down my thigh. it is only like 6 inches. anyway the bad part was when we were finished i couldn't stand up. first of all it hurt! when i tried to stand up my boner was wedged in the wrong direction and every time i tried to stand it felt like i was breaking it off. the only thing i could do was wait for it to go down or use my hand to re-position it. I couldn't wait for it to go down cuz we had to leave the classroom so i had to time it perfectly to move it. idk if anyone saw me or not and even after i moved it then it was obvious to anyone who looked at me.

3. and the last one was also at youth group and we were playing a board game and we had a couple of visitors. one of them landed on a spot that had him pull a penalty card that said he had to sit on the lap of the person on his left until it was his turn again which meant until 8 other people had their turns. i was the person on his left so he had to sit on my lap. after a couple minutes i started to get a boner. it was a sexual one it was one of those "ready or not here it comes" boners that nothing to do with what was going on. I am pretty sure had felt it but luckily he didn't say anything about it but when it was his turn again and he was allowed to get off my lap he did look at my crotch when he got up like he was double checking or something.

as usual if any of that counts as storytelling i didn't mean it to i was just trying to answer the question. if i did it wrong someone can just delete it or something.

[Willr]

I was at the pool with my family and we went in to shower and change. after i stripped i was in the shower with my brothers and dad and i popped a boner. i tried to face away so no one would see it but my bro saw it and said "look his wiener is hard!" and pointed. everyone saw my boner and it wouldn't go away and i had to walk back to my towel and stuff with a boner. my brothers wouldn't stop laughing.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

A few times. During school i randomly bone for no reason. Good thing nobody noticed.

[mikeybrooklyn]

Crowded subway i'm kinda well... big so it was hard to hide it

[megatime]

I was at the pool with my family and we went in to shower and change. after i stripped i was in the shower with my brothers and dad and i popped a boner. i tried to face away so no one would see it but my bro saw it and said "look his wiener is hard!" and pointed. everyone saw my boner and it wouldn't go away and i had to walk back to my towel and stuff with a boner. my brothers wouldn't stop laughing.

Same here dude..i woz in the locker room shower with my bro and dad and i got a hard on and tried to hide it!!My bro saw and laughed but then said its nomal man!

[Willr]

Yeah, my dad just chuckled at me and ignored it but my brothers thought it was the funniest thing they had ever seen and wouldn't stop laughing...

[Chris1999]

my cousin when we were in the showers

[sweaterboi]

while running in only compression shorts. it's virtually impossible to hide an 8.5 incher!

Yea, I've had that same thing happen to me...while running at the park...awkward :/

[MickeyMouse13]

When me and my mate where in camp, he sat on me, i was wearing skinny jeans, and I guess I just couldn't help it, but the good thing is that he didn't say anything, and if anything i think that he liked it :)

[mustangboi]

I had just signed up for the rush and it was my first time working out and I went into the locker room/ bathroom and I got a hard on for no reason there was a guy changing naked! Glad he didn't notice! Or if he did atlest he didn't say anything

[thekid1234]

Yea, I've had that same thing happen to me...while running at the park...awkward :/

It's the worst beause everyone can see a clear outline of it haha

[xcrunner77]

Mine was when i was wrestling with my neighobr and he went to punch me in the balls and hit my boner he didnt get it a was a boner though.

[maxm2442]

It was when we were in the boys locker room, and i got a boner from the class before for some reason, and then this kid pantsed me... :(

[lambo420]

In school. Everyday!! Lol no one sees it but its just the worst for me to get a boner in class i HATE it so much! Lol

[ULeon]

when hanging out with my best friend at the wake boarding place that we go to, we shared a changing room after like always, to save time( we gett but naked and put on dry new clothes), for some reason i got a Bonner while we were both naked, that was not the awkward part, the awkward part was that he noticed and got one too...we just laughed it out but yeah..

[sweaterboi]

ohh.. gosh.. i think i was walking down the street.. and lets say i was going through some memories.. and bum.!... something started to get hard :P... imagine how its like to get a boner wearing skinny jeans.. it obviously shows up immediatly.. fortunately nobody was around. :D

yea, I like skinny jeans to and there's no chance of hiding it :eek:

[sweaterboi]

It's the worst beause everyone can see a clear outline of it haha

yea and I've got one pair of compression shorts that are white, um well you can see more than just the outline :eek:

[Troy35216]

:eek:dang. wouldn't you be able to see everything even without a boner?

[sweaterboi]

:eek:dang. wouldn't you be able to see everything even without a boner?

no, not really. They're heavier than regular compression shorts more like cycling short, so you don't see through. When they're wet, well...:eek::rolleyes:

[Sean4U]

don't we all get those random boners at the most awkward time?....its part of being a guy, but I'm a swimmer and it is not unusual for guys to get at least semi-hard if not totally boned during practice and meets....I think we are all immune to it since it happens to us all and as you know in speedos, not exactly easy to hide your junk....soft or hard.....during meets it happens and I'm sure that those watching see it...maybe that's why we have so many spectators :D

[xJohn]

Spanish class and this girl saw it and winked at me

[CharlieHorse]

Spanish class and this girl saw it and winked at me

Omg winking is SOO hot!
Lol

[Kaystorm]

I was at my friends house at we were laying hiding from his brother and he saw but it was cool because we do a lot of things as best friends like hjs

[Skittles]

when in my swimming suit heading out to the pool with a friend... i just walked outa the room after changing and there it was.....as i saw my friend come outa the other room!

[Lovelife090994]

My worst case was when I was 12 and pubery came early. My friend liked wrestling boys and pullings boys' pants and underwear down. He tackled me and pulled my pants and underwear down and I was full on hard and he's just laughing and pinning me down and I'm in a class room after school shocked and embarrassed. I get up and fix my pants and he says, "You're big but mine is bigger oh well." I was like WTH!

[AvMan]

In school doing a presentation in front of the class. Boy that was embarrassing.

[AvMan]

My worst case was when I was 12 and pubery came early. My friend liked wrestling boys and pullings boys' pants and underwear down. He tackled me and pulled my pants and underwear down and I was full on hard and he's just laughing and pinning me down and I'm in a class room after school shocked and embarrassed. I get up and fix my pants and he says, "You're big but mine is bigger oh well." I was like WTH!

That must have been awkward after

[Lovelife090994]

That must have been awkward after

Beyond awkward, especially since I was new to the body changes!:(

[maxx14]

School and most of my guy friends in class

Message Me :D

[Brand3]

In school doing a presentation in front of the class. Boy that was embarrassing.

been there

[Abyssal Echo]

doing a presentation in front of the class everyone saw it very embarrassing

[dufus]

Basketball camp...in the shower...bunch of guys I didn't know...they all left pretty quick.

[trystan10]

At my friends pool party. SHE and all her friends saw

[Lovelife090994]

doing a presentation in front of the class everyone saw it very embarrassing

Ouch!

[bobbythedog]

for some reason every day at the same time i get one. and im usually in school.... And its just before break when i have to get up and walk.

[dvd333]

In class.it popped out passed my waist band as i stretched and 2 of my girlfriends saw. They still bring it up to this day.

[Alec0987]

i have goten one at the dentist and in school.

[smallboy909]

while getting changed after gym class, a few friends saw it

[Orangeman]

While swimming during the swimming unit in high school. Several people saw it ;(

[Edawg]

My worst was in math class when we we're taking turns at the board in the front of the room. We we're playing a game to prep for a math test. I started getting hard while i was standing with my team and waiting for my turn to solve a problem. Since i was standing in from of the class i couldnt put it in my waistband so i just tried to face the board an not the class. But a boy on the opposit team noticed an he looked at me an laughed. Thank god he didnt make a big deal of it. But when i went to lunch a buddie who is in my math class with me said he saw it an it was really obvious, he was sitting in the class so who knows how many people saw it. Took forever for it to go away too... it happenes i guess...

About the same for me too haha, except I was having to give a speech to upcoming freshmen lol, thank God I ended up behind a podium, I was able to stick my hand in my pants and put it behind my waistband. One of my teachers noticed though, and he asked me about why I had my hand in my pants and I explained to him I had a boner. He laughed, he was a pretty good sport about it

[Edawg]

Basketball camp...in the shower...bunch of guys I didn't know...they all left pretty quick.
Dang, that must have sucked!

At my friends pool party. SHE and all her friends saw

Ah, yeah that has happened to me too, though it was a pool/graduation party. Very embarrassing

[brandon1995]

7th grade science class. I was showing my project to the class, something about algae, and I totally boned, plus my fly was partly down but at least nothing popped out.

[clarksonian]

My body insists on getting random boners in class so I have to avoid standing up when I have them. But probably I got one from kissing this girl freshman year and she was like unphased and then felt it and was like wtf why do you have that from just that.

[JackMiller341]

In 6th grade, for about a month I got them in the same classy at the same time. It was like clockwork. At 9 o clock everyday woooop there it was. Luckily I had learned to hide it pretty well.

[greenMCRday]

During PE. I was wearing shorts and only one person (hopefully) saw it. She looked kinda disgusted...

[Matt2.0]

It always happens at school and it's really akward walking around my friends.

[Alexwellace]

During lunch when i was gettign changed for sports. Worst thing was i really didnt have one! But since im a ''shower, not a grower'' everyone thought i did. I couldn't exactly pul my pants down to prove it (might of got a boner then :P) so i just flattened my boxers to prove i didnt. Bad move... Now i got the nickname ''king kong slong'' and have people looking over cubicals in the toilets. Why couldn't it of been a boner!

[danny7]

happens to me sometimes in class, dont know if anyone noticed. but i have noticed 2 of my friends with boners but they make it kinda obvious!

[Mark20]

when my best friend (a guy) hugged me and he could totttally feel it. haha that was awkward.

[TechDude18]

School having one when I was walking through the hallway

[Jake17133]

My worst was when i was getting a tour around a radiator plant and it just randomly happened and I was wearing basketball shorts and everything it also would not go away! It was like half an hour before it finally was gone!

[denisss]

In school, in showers after swimming and... here goes the winner:
a delivery guy walked on me while I was cruising in briefs down the hall. Moments before I chatted with my GF so I got some serious activity "downstairs" and this dude opened the door like he was in his own house and saw me with a huge boner AND nice visible precum stain.
That was BAD.

[russjr08]

In school, in showers after swimming and... here goes the winner:
a delivery guy walked on me while I was cruising in briefs down the hall. Moments before I chatted with my GF so I got some serious activity "downstairs" and this dude opened the door like he was in his own house and saw me with a huge boner AND nice visible precum stain.
That was BAD.

Oh. My. Gosh, that's hilarious xD

[denisss]

Yeah, I always deliver. Like he did :D

[gamerdudeW]

ouch that will take a while to get over..but its all normal man..no worries!

[smallboy909]

doctors....

[Sam.l]

I was Performing in a school play after school and i lay down on some chears facing up and my mate said loudly you got a tent and started to chase me around the class room saying admitit (the room was full of girls and boys). The funny thing is i didt have a boner it was some sweet in my pocket. Every one ignored him That was close

[digzchickz]

well the morning wood was the worst one when my mom come in to wake me up and it poked out of my boxers... other ones are during class presentations, or at the water park, those are the worst because i always get hard because of the nice scenary and there is nowhere to really hide my enthusiasm... maybe that is why some guys wear underwear under their trunks.

[dvd333]

In PE. My teacher was a girl and she pulled me aside to talk to me. She gave me a talk and asked if i needed time to compose myself. So awkward...plus a lot of girls noticed...

[Ballboy]

I've had some awkward ones while running also but the worst had to be in the changing rooms. At least when running you can get away from onlookers.
No reason (unless bumping up against teammates maybe) got a boner coming in from basketball. Couldn't strip for the shower.

[jacksonthelan]

when i was 12, i was visiting a friend and we wanted to ride his motorbikes and when i was getting changed into my riding gear and i had one of those random boners and his mum walked in, i was butt naked and red cheeked and facing the door. she was like, "don't worry it gets bigger" and then walked out. i was very confused and embarrassed

[Ballboy]

I forgot -- my worst happened last year. My 6 yo girl cousin was sitting on my lap in my gran's place with all the family round watching TV and that. She turned round to me and asked "what's that lump?". I don't think anyone heard or maybe they just pretended not to. I had to make an excuse and go off to use the toilet.

[Jack230]

On the beach...

[Jae Ostraes]

In school, One Of My Friend, Then He Smiled .?

[London-17]

i was in maths and my gf saw it and she sat next to me and just started rubbing it from the outside and i jizzed in my pants

[pjones]

talking to a pretty girl on the beach and she stared at it.

[The_Hunger_Games]

I was in the car thinking about sex. My boner was giant and I had basketball shorts on so it was showing really well. Out of nowhere my mom stopped at a wawa and asked me to order her a sandwich at the machines. Lol they are touch machined so I couldn't hide it. My dick was showing and everyone was staring it sucked

[MarkoSt]

In school and once in church! One time it was during my PE and we were all sitting waiting to get up and play a game and I had a boner and I was scared to stand so I sat there waited for it to go down and crawled on the floor for awhile! embarrassing!
17 straight but curious bi
PM me im really cool

[LunarScorpio]

swimming Gala at school after winning the race.

[darkdude41]

i fell Asleep on the bus ride to my team's baseball game.... i woke up with a raging boner, and being that we were all wearing reealllyyy tight baseball pants, my boner was extremely noticeable. ughhhh top 5 most embarassing moments ever for sure

[cameronbrine]

Giving a tour round the school, now that was awks

[Brand1998]

We were sitting in class in a circle on chairs throwing aroind this big blow up banana, I really hard (random boner) and the banana hit me in the face while I was trying to hide my bulge, then as the teacher walked out, someone shouted "Brandon got slapped by a giant banana and has a hard on!"

It wasn't my proudest moment...

[Convoluted one]

probably at church, i mean like WTF!!!!???

[Samstar]

Not sure I've had one tbh haha

[pyropilot1668]

Gym. Noone saw it *fwhew*

[radioactive]

At a swim meet and i think everyone did

[ryjoe]

My friend put a pencil in his jeans for a group picture once just for fun... would that count? It was quite obvious.

[Michael Anthony]

My friend put a pencil in his jeans for a group picture once just for fun... would that count? It was quite obvious.

no, it's not a real boner

[Logan96]

in the car and parents

[ugaboy]

at the doctor with my mom in the room. sucked bad.

[RazorEdge]

Never have been caught with one, thankfully!

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