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Liopliop
January 9th, 2013, 08:40 PM
how do you guys clean up after masturbating in bed at night. I tried it once but i made a bit of a mess and so i haven't done it again since
tundravortex
January 9th, 2013, 08:42 PM
i use a shirt or sock than wash it later
bmx14
January 9th, 2013, 08:44 PM
use the inside of a sock then throw it in the dirty clothes haha
Coolguy10890
January 9th, 2013, 08:45 PM
ya I use my shirt or sock.
SirMazing
January 9th, 2013, 09:07 PM
Tissues
Derv
January 9th, 2013, 09:10 PM
condoms would be cleaner.
JohnnyCage100
January 9th, 2013, 09:33 PM
Maybe when you cum, try cumming onto your stomach or chest so after you can use something from the dirty clothes already to clean up.
drummerboi987
January 9th, 2013, 09:42 PM
Wipe off my chest with a tissue and then throw it in the trash next to my bed.... easy cleanup
SeanM1997
January 9th, 2013, 09:59 PM
towel
xcrunner77
January 9th, 2013, 10:20 PM
I use a shirt or a dirty pair of underwear thats already gonna get washed, and just wipe it up
Maximum_A
January 9th, 2013, 10:21 PM
Wipe off my chest with a tissue and then throw it in the trash next to my bed.... easy cleanup
^^ I do the same thing.
alexkun
January 10th, 2013, 01:54 AM
well... most of the times i jack off i do it before sleeping so my bed is pretty messy.. good thing my mom changes sheets very often.. most of the time i cum on my self.. and clean my self with the t-shirt im wearing.. or the closest stuffed animal jajjjaja... well.. that was when i was like 12 XD
NudistKid
January 10th, 2013, 05:07 AM
tissues or something like that just have them ready
Michael Anthony
January 11th, 2013, 07:51 PM
i cum on my stomach and chest and then just wipe up with paper towels. easy.
teen.jpg
January 11th, 2013, 08:00 PM
If it's not alot, I use my sheet.
If it's alot, lots and lots of tissue.
tide
January 11th, 2013, 08:32 PM
i cum on my stomach and use tissues.
Grimfever
January 11th, 2013, 09:05 PM
I use a sock or tissues.
blazerslo12
January 11th, 2013, 09:15 PM
Well after i cum i just make sure it doesnt get on the sheets, just keep it on you or anywhere not the sheets, it wont come out. x0
BakeBake
January 12th, 2013, 03:53 AM
A lot of people use a shirt that they just reuse, I don't do it because I think that it is nasty to do it in there, and I prefer just to do it in the shower...
Arsenalfan123
January 12th, 2013, 08:22 AM
tissues
Scottydog
January 12th, 2013, 09:55 AM
I either use dirty clothes or a tissue!
Chris1999
January 12th, 2013, 04:33 PM
usually i cum in my boxers then change them
BRONCOS15
January 12th, 2013, 06:55 PM
In my mouth or on my chest
Jmurphy97
January 12th, 2013, 07:34 PM
sock or towel
crispxtra
January 12th, 2013, 07:44 PM
I always lay down and cum on my chest and just use a tissue to wipe it up and then take a shower then next morning to biggy
PetrusRomanus
March 2nd, 2013, 03:17 AM
I use my dirty clothes to clean up.
JAT14
March 2nd, 2013, 04:00 AM
I use a sock for easy cleanup
ProsperousPancake
March 2nd, 2013, 04:04 AM
I usually cum on my hand / leg and wipe it up off my penis and leg with a tissue and run my hand under the sink :P
Abyssal Echo
March 2nd, 2013, 04:09 AM
a dirty shirt or sock
GabAngel06
March 2nd, 2013, 05:25 AM
When I masturbate in bed, I usually shoot to my chest or stomach. I just take a shower afterwards.
tomfelix
March 2nd, 2013, 05:57 AM
Just an old pair of underwear
AvMan
March 2nd, 2013, 07:30 AM
Toilet paper or tissues
denisss
March 2nd, 2013, 09:34 AM
disposable tissue is your friend
nfs4394
March 2nd, 2013, 02:50 PM
That's why I don't do it in bed. I don't want to have to deal with a potential mess and my sheets getting dirty
username16
March 2nd, 2013, 03:54 PM
I cum into an old sock
Mister_Fantastic
March 3rd, 2013, 12:42 PM
I do it all the time, its really easy to clean up to, any cloth works really
Skitty
March 3rd, 2013, 01:54 PM
Shirt or mouth. It's really the only place I fap. :3
dylanirwin
March 3rd, 2013, 02:00 PM
towel or tissue
Jake_00
March 3rd, 2013, 02:01 PM
I use a sock or towel
Cook my Sock
March 3rd, 2013, 02:09 PM
I use a towel
dario
March 3rd, 2013, 02:31 PM
tissues
Naue
March 3rd, 2013, 02:43 PM
into ya hand?
you must have bad control darling
ItsMyTime2009
March 3rd, 2013, 03:13 PM
I use tissues :)
ComfortableInChaos
March 3rd, 2013, 03:42 PM
I lay on my back and shoot on my stomach. You could have some tissue there with you or you could eat it.
Nathan9
March 3rd, 2013, 04:35 PM
tissue
itsdattguy
March 3rd, 2013, 04:37 PM
I prefer to in the shower. However, when I do jerk off in my room I always cum on my belly and clean it up from there hahahahah xD
Jakers61
March 3rd, 2013, 04:46 PM
Maybe when you cum, try cumming onto your stomach or chest so after you can use something from the dirty clothes already to clean up.
I don't like to try on my stomach, I'm a heavy shooter so I usually have to aim into something or on a towel. Otherwise it can make it to my face and farther. Not the best when you have to clean it all up.
swaggerman84
March 3rd, 2013, 06:06 PM
Well after i cum i just make sure it doesnt get on the sheets, just keep it on you or anywhere not the sheets, it wont come out. x0
Its all about the sheets man ALL ABOUT THE SHEETS its like catch and save good job
andrew222
March 3rd, 2013, 06:17 PM
i cum on my stomach and chest and then just wipe up with paper towels. easy.
Me too
ButterflyBaby
March 3rd, 2013, 06:43 PM
removed
MAD0325
March 3rd, 2013, 09:37 PM
Clean it up with some tissues and then right into he trashcan they go
justin 13
March 4th, 2013, 02:48 PM
I j/o in my bed but I cant cum yet so no mess LOL
fast8
March 4th, 2013, 03:21 PM
yea i say use inside of sock or tissues paper best 2 to use
Steve365
March 4th, 2013, 04:11 PM
I cum on a tissue
Smc711
March 4th, 2013, 04:15 PM
I cum in my hand ussually and wipe it off on my shirt. If i shoot on the bed i wipe it up with a shirt. Its not that big a deal for clean up.
Ginganinja
March 4th, 2013, 04:19 PM
I use an old towel. Use a sock if u dont wanna get cought. Or hide the towel really good thats what i do
dufus
March 4th, 2013, 06:28 PM
I cum on my chest, and just wipe it off on the t-shirt I'm wearing...little sticky but never seems to create an issue when I throw it into me dirty clothes (I guess my mom knows! haha)
curiousme
March 5th, 2013, 02:05 AM
before i start jerkin off i grab a towel, put it over my dick and jerk off with it over top then i just cum on the towel
connor156
March 5th, 2013, 04:39 AM
i usually use a clothing item of some sort or just do it in my pants and leave it there ;)
ExhibitG
March 5th, 2013, 11:02 AM
i cum directly into the tissue lol. when i feel like i'm about to, i just put a couple tissues over it and let nature happen, that way nothing gets on you or on the sheets.
Stuey1
March 5th, 2013, 11:09 AM
Tissues
same as me
MikeyB
March 7th, 2013, 01:26 AM
weekly cum rag. (new one each week)
Mark20
March 7th, 2013, 01:59 AM
cum into tissues/toilet paper. or just cum on your chest then wipe it up
smallboy909
March 7th, 2013, 04:50 AM
i used my dirty undies once but mum picked them off the floor before i had chance and she wasnt impressed with cum on her hand lol
jack787
March 7th, 2013, 08:31 AM
I just use a tissue
Jason98
March 8th, 2013, 06:24 PM
I just shoot it on my chest/stomach and then wipe it up
nickkstar
March 8th, 2013, 07:06 PM
i use a shirt
MikeyB
March 17th, 2013, 01:30 AM
Old shirt or sock (not dirty though) then after a while I'll just throw it away.
crazypete92
March 17th, 2013, 01:42 AM
i just use a towel that is near my bed, easy cleanup.
ShaunMino
March 17th, 2013, 04:38 AM
I use a fresh hand towel, kept strategically under my bed, within reaching distance of where i am wanking, haha. Easy to clean up, much better than tissues, which can be sticky.
Benji13
March 17th, 2013, 06:31 AM
I put a couple of tishues shaped like a condom on the end of my penis when I am close to cumming. After cumming I carefuly remove the tishues. That way there is no mess but you still get maximum enjoyment.
yerman
March 17th, 2013, 10:44 AM
I cum onto my chest or stomach and then wipe it off with tissues
Brazilianguy
March 17th, 2013, 01:26 PM
I try and stay as clean as possible but i usually just use tissues or paper towels to clean any cum up.
Liopliop
March 17th, 2013, 09:50 PM
When I masturbate in bed, I usually shoot to my chest or stomach. I just take a shower afterwards.
that's what i do
jegoss02
March 17th, 2013, 10:33 PM
I usually take a shower before bed. I tak my towel and lay it down on my bed so when I go, it's on the towel.
answers-101
March 18th, 2013, 12:37 PM
i catch the cum in ma hand and clean it up with some tissues
Fanta_Lover44
March 18th, 2013, 01:21 PM
Try cum on to the tissue's or kitchen roll, kitchen roll is better in my opinion, also you could use old underwear.
Ravensfan
March 18th, 2013, 01:41 PM
Tissues do the trick for me :)
JordanTheGreat
March 18th, 2013, 02:33 PM
in a pair of boxers, on a blanket, on the floor, it changes
dope_verde
March 18th, 2013, 08:10 PM
Just put a pait of boxers you dont wear, where you cum so then thetes barely no clean up
Soccer43
March 18th, 2013, 09:05 PM
Tissues
VirtualGuy012
March 18th, 2013, 09:06 PM
I just lay something on my stomach and then go on it
Jamesison
March 19th, 2013, 12:49 PM
I use a sock or tee shirt then wash it....
The captain
March 19th, 2013, 04:00 PM
deepends..usually dirty clothes or tissue paper
fast8
March 19th, 2013, 04:03 PM
paper towl or old sock
ComfortableInChaos
March 19th, 2013, 05:42 PM
I would get a couple Kleenex and put it in front of my dick close enough to catch my cum. Then, I'd jack off into the tissue.
brandon1995
March 19th, 2013, 05:45 PM
I used sox for a long time now I use my oldest pair of boxer brief which are alot softer against my penis.
acurasrock
March 19th, 2013, 07:01 PM
I use any pair of used undies that I grab, then throw them in the hamper. It's easier then having a basket full of tissues that smell like cum in your trash bin.
xaydavis
March 19th, 2013, 09:24 PM
I cum on my chest and stomach then wipe it off with shirt
THEDJ100109
March 22nd, 2013, 03:40 AM
i say put ur penis out in the open so that it can only get all over u
Terrell613091
March 23rd, 2013, 12:09 AM
Skeet blanket xP
cpkid09
March 23rd, 2013, 12:54 AM
i used to use a sock but now i use tissues
DamoMac
March 23rd, 2013, 01:08 AM
Just use a hand towel.
Instagram
March 23rd, 2013, 11:58 PM
^^ I do the same thing.
Same
titan66
March 24th, 2013, 12:34 AM
use a white sock like if it was a condom. just throw it to the dirty laundry after ur done. nobody will notice. cum and socks are the same color... that's what I do :)
Spratty
March 24th, 2013, 01:33 AM
Tissue
louis.uk
March 24th, 2013, 05:38 AM
I cum on to my underwear then I change them before I go to sleep
dalton_lucian
March 24th, 2013, 06:08 AM
paper towels
smithers
March 25th, 2013, 11:28 PM
tissues
i used to use a sock
Kjcj
March 26th, 2013, 01:23 AM
underwear (then shower& clean britches), socks, paper towel, or I just ejaculate on myself then go take a shower
SniperKing
May 24th, 2013, 01:31 AM
I blow into some old underwear and then put them in the laundry
Pontiac67
May 24th, 2013, 01:57 AM
I just let my cum shoot on my body then wipe it up with a some tissues
MotherFlip12345
May 24th, 2013, 03:34 AM
I cum in my hand then lick it off less room for error
Hermes
May 24th, 2013, 05:37 AM
I let it shoot onto my chest and stomach. I love feeling the warm splashes as it lands. Afterwards I wipe up with the underwear I have taken off or a towel due to be washed and put them in the hamper. I do my own laundry.
countryboi9
May 24th, 2013, 10:19 PM
use a towel or take a shower afterwards
chargersfan
May 24th, 2013, 11:53 PM
I just cum on to my stomach and just rub it in to my stomach with my hands. Then I wash my hands and don't even use a towel or tissue or anything.
badboy96
May 25th, 2013, 03:32 AM
how do you guys clean up after masturbating in bed at night. I tried it once but i made a bit of a mess and so i haven't done it again since
Just use a dirt bit of clothing
teen1997
May 25th, 2013, 04:46 PM
Tissues or my shirt.
tovaris
May 25th, 2013, 05:14 PM
i use a cum rag or tisues
tovaris
May 25th, 2013, 05:15 PM
sory for the duble post
horde
May 25th, 2013, 05:16 PM
I used to just cum on myself. Or I just cum
Onto my sheets and wash the sheets myself
FAQ-u-man
May 26th, 2013, 03:50 AM
See that's the thing, it's to messy. I try not to do it as much as I can. Whenever I do thou I will use a old sock that i can jus throw away.
Noel2009
May 26th, 2013, 09:54 AM
sock mostly
jktx97
August 26th, 2013, 03:17 PM
i just use tissues to wipe it off my chest
McAK101
August 26th, 2013, 03:19 PM
Use a towel, old shirt, or a sock. That way clean up is a breeze.
Thekiid031
August 26th, 2013, 03:22 PM
tissues or cum rag, just dont shoot on the sheets
Lodan
August 26th, 2013, 04:01 PM
I use the underwear I wore that day
Burn007
August 26th, 2013, 05:11 PM
I cum on my stomach then just wipe it with wet tissue :D
Soldier212
August 26th, 2013, 05:17 PM
I eat mine
blaze
August 28th, 2013, 12:07 AM
Towel!
gnome96
August 28th, 2013, 12:17 AM
I just use a shirt that I wash every week, no big deal.
LSEagle2
August 28th, 2013, 12:39 AM
A towel i keep behind my door and use it a couple times then wash it
Kainesp2
August 28th, 2013, 03:44 AM
I play it smart I have a box of tissues that I use but I wrap them in a snotty tissue so it looks normal
Harley Quinn
August 28th, 2013, 04:58 AM
I don't really see how this was puberty related in the first place. :locked:
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