Post A Crazy Made-Up Statistic!

[PinkFloyd]

I'll start:

69% of people reading this are laughing because I chose 69 as a percentage! :D

[kayleethegray]

90% of teens are pregnant with the third coming of Christ.

[PinkFloyd]

60 percent of the time, it works EVERY TIME

[AkuRokuStalker]

90% of teens die from their macoronni coming to life and killing them

[Princess Ariel]

Women are more likely to kill their partner when forced to make a sandwich.. After all, the knives are in the kitchen.

[Zenos]

Every day 4 people die every minute,but if we do not the Zombie apocalypse undercontrol in the the death rate will have risen by 100%

[PinkFloyd]

The lamp invasion has reached stage 8. They are increasing in numbers by %45 each minute!

[Aajj333]

100% of people have at least 20 germs on them

[PinkFloyd]

100% of Americans are obese.

[Human]

100% of people have attempted intercourse with a watermelon

[Skyline]

1 in 3 teens has experienced the harmful effects of stupidity.

[spoke]

48% of statistics are made up

[Silicate Wielder]

0.00000000000000000000000000000000001% of dirt is not flamable.

[PinkFloyd]

99.99% of teens suffer from L.O.S. (Lack of sexiness) I don't suffer from it. :P

[Troy35216]

6 out of 10 people don't wash their hands after peeing in public restrooms

[BrassMonkey]

90% of teens are prepared and ready for the Zombie Apocalypse.

[HahaWaitWhat]

12 out of 35 People believe that there should be more than 35 people in the world.

[kayleethegray]

Spaghetti sauce is made of dead Beatles and butter substitution

[Snookers]

100% of the people are not russian, 40% of them are.

#trollface

[Zombie Alice]

67% of people will think I wrote 69 and are now going back to check.

[Desuetude]

5/4 people are human

[Dooby the potato god]

74% of statistics are made up on the spot.

[Synyster Shadows]

1/4 of the world's people are actually mutant carrots

[PinkFloyd]

349% of Americans are overweight.

[ForeverTwelve]

Over 9000 people will understand this post.

[Synyster Shadows]

20.3% of all teens have glasses

[Harry Smith]

50% of Marriages end in divorce, 100% of weddings with make your own sundae bars end in happiness

[Miserabilia]

666% is satan

[Cygnus]

77% of people who drink water have seen their drink come to life and try to drown them.

[isiah_]

89% of all American have been stuck in the toilet as an adult.

[jayjay's toocool]

68% of the people here are hairless and 89% of them will die before they laugh

[TinyDancer]

4 out of 5 doctors recommend you breath everyday.

[Hypers]

50% of baby ducks have one feather

[Synyster Shadows]

99.934321% of people have multiple mental problems

[Melodic]

98 percent of people think Justin Bieber isn't gay, the 2 percent are alive.

[ForeverTwelve]

3.14159265358% of people know Pi to the 11th decimal.

[Synyster Shadows]

100 is the second most popular favorite number, after 7

[Abyssal Echo]

70% of the population of Demark are under 18

[PinkFloyd]

Over 9000 people will understand this post.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/garbageboxlove/funny/dbz_vegeta_over-9000.jpg
-36.878% of cats are tuxedo

[Abyssal Echo]

88% of the people on this site have more than 2,500 posts

[PinkFloyd]

69% of my jokes are dirty.

[Abyssal Echo]

99% of people drink out of red solo cups

[Synyster Shadows]

75% of all people are alive

[Abyssal Echo]

90% of Scientists are crazy

[Synyster Shadows]

40% of all people are watermelons in disguise

[RyanCrest]

70% or people believe what I say,
30% do not, and
the other 10% are really bad at math.

[Silicate Wielder]

52 million people each day walk around wearing Trollface masks, 95% of them die of laughter

[Synyster Shadows]

10% of all people are sane

[chicohunter]

70% or people believe what I say,
30% do not, and
the other 10% are really bad at math.

LOLOL! You definitely accomplished your funny post. That made my day

[Cygnus]

100% of people who drink water will die, oh wait...

[User Deleted]

Nine in ten doctors on commercials are actually doctors assistants

[TroyTroyTroy]

Every other breath you take will hold you over until the next breath

[Synyster Shadows]

100% of animals want to kill us

[Abyssal Echo]

88% of Bostonians are concert Pianists and the other 25% go to their concerts

[Cognizant]

If you were to line every human being on planet earth in a single file line to the Moon and back, many would die.

[Synyster Shadows]

1/4 of all people will drown

[Abyssal Echo]

80% of Americans are Walmartians the other 25% make videos of them and post them on you tube

[Synyster Shadows]

78453 people are vegetarians

[Abyssal Echo]

90% of Baptists are vegan

[Synyster Shadows]

67.8% of all dogs want to kill us

[lrg10002]

76% of forum threads will have made-up statistics in them.

[Synyster Shadows]

78.9% of all math we learn is incorrect

[justinglives]

Approx. 62.76548346 percent of raccoons can speak fluent mandarin chineese.

[Synyster Shadows]

3% of guys are actually carrots

[Abyssal Echo]

89% of dogs are female

[Rayquaza]

If you click select Black and Gold, then Forever Blue and then Dark Inferno in a row within 30 seconds under the theme chooser, your post count will increase by 20,000

[Synyster Shadows]

12 million people have been bitten by unicorns

[Hypers]

10% of all humans die when trying to get to an airport.

[DarkHorse4eva]

There's 5% chance that me and the illicitus one isn't gonna date in the future

[Synyster Shadows]

15% of all cows are actually sheep in disguise

[Ruairi]

There's a 60% chance that 5% of pornstars will finish their career and still be a virgin

[Synyster Shadows]

7% of all men will go blind

[Luminous]

999999% of all adults were never children.

[SammieRose]

50% of people watching TV is half the audience.

[Synyster Shadows]

40% of computers will become robots that will plot to take over the world

[Luminous]

-39283% of people will not ever die. Ever.

[Synyster Shadows]

0% of all musicians have talent

[jak926]

Only 47% of people are using this as a post spamming outlet.

[Abyssal Echo]

40% of people are couch potatoes

[pjones]

63% of all statistics are made up

[Cygnus]

69% of people have multiple sex partners

[BlueEyedFloridian]

It's a fact that 13% of presidents with the last name rhyming with Oshmama have whale dicks in their ears.

[Synyster Shadows]

83% of guitarists are idiots and the other 17% are geniuses

[Abyssal Echo]

87% of pianist are mentally ill

[Synyster Shadows]

65% of people are secretly werewolves that take medication

[Trace]

120% of gay men are fashionably inclined.

[QuantumPhysics]

25% OF the Population will see The Hunger Games and Hate it and 75% will see it and become addicted to it!

[irishmaniac2000]

99.989% Of people who read this don't know who Ken Shamrock is, 72.36% Will proceed to look him up on wikipedia

[Abyssal Echo]

80% of users here are really potatoes and the other 25% are computer generated illusions

[Luminous]

CFL bulbs are 58.42% more efficient than incandescent light bulbs, but LED bulbs are 93% more efficient than CFL bulbs.

[Synyster Shadows]

75% of musicians are robots and the rest are aliens

[Abyssal Echo]

10% of users here are active the other 93% are couch potatoes

[handle with care]

10 percent of users like the illicitus one the other 99.99% want to wear his head as a hat

[Luminous]

100% of members on here are members on here

[Synyster Shadows]

23.38743% of composers still write by hand

I do. It doesn't look pretty but it's still a piece of art, forget how the music sounds. The manuscript itself is art ;)

[teen.jpg]

100% of people who drink water in their lifetime die.

[Synyster Shadows]

834 people in the world will be killed by a cat in the next week

[Cygnus]

95% of people die of hiccups

[NeuroTiger]

99.97582% of living things on star Proxima Centauri breath carbon dioxide at a rate of 12 carbon dioxide molecules per picosecond and absorb 91.66667% of them.

[Synyster Shadows]

10% of all bacteria are deadly (if I find out that's true, I'll shoot myself ;) lol no jk)

[Matt_97]

99.98979898979797979797464969807736248597836286966256967466956294769469275946594 6595476957475957% of people reading this post wont read the entire percentage number

[Abyssal Echo]

97.8% of Mods quit with in the first month

[Synyster Shadows]

232 dogs die every day

[TinyDancer]

99% it grows darker in the evening while it's 98.5% to be lighter during the day. In some places on earth it can vary by as much as 62.8 % while completely underground the variation can be between 92.3% and .5% Believe it or not.

[Harry Smith]

16% of all these stats are true

[BebeFleur.]

99% of the world is made up of bacon.

[Mynick]

5% of people are aliens

[Synyster Shadows]

Mozart was 3% fish

[Derryck]

100% of idiots die from choking on their esophagus.

[Synyster Shadows]

Guitar strings are 2% gunpowder

[NeuroTiger]

Penguins are 56.472% bird,33.328% mammal and 10.201 fish :P

[NeuroTiger]

Myxozoa may be considered the largest animals on Earth. These aquatic parasites have sizes in the order of megametres!:P

[SawyerSauce]

43 out of 98 persons (42%) think Lebron James plays for the Lakers.

[Synyster Shadows]

100% of today's music is shit

[Abyssal Echo]

95 % of newbies leave the first day

[DarkHorse4eva]

110% of all wolfs are awesome

[Music Lover]

60% of posts are random

[SubCulture]

60% of this forum's activity is in the P101 section.....

[Synyster Shadows]

10% of the universe is made of cheese