Fucking Conspiracy Theories!

[PinkFloyd]

There are zoo many of them and I want them all to go away!

1) The Holocaust never happened and that Jews today want money. (horrible stereotype....) I have no words to speak about that one

2) 9/11 was an inside job for the US to get oil. I can see why we would want oil... but at what cost?


3) The Newtown shooting was a set-up for gun laws to be messed with. (That's just horrible!) :mad:

4) Elvis Presley Isn't really dead. Some people are stupid.

5) John F. Kennedy Isn't really dead. Some people are stupid.

6) Barack Obama is part of the "Illuminati" oh for fuck's sake!

7) The world Will end in 2026 according to some other ancient calendar. BULLSHIT!

8) Eminem (Marshall Mathers) is Part of the Illuminati. Again with this Illuminati crap?

I'm sick of them!

[MisterSix]

I'm sick of them!

Then don't start a thread about them in the debating section of a forum.
Just ignore them and they will go away

[Mortal Coil]

Ugh, yeah. I mean, they're stupid, but that's the fun part. Sometimes, instead of watching a movie, I'll pop up some popcorn and just read these conspiracy theories. Funny as hell if you let them be funny.

[AuthorX303720]

There are zoo many of them and I want them all to go away!

1) The Holocaust never happened and that Jews today want money. Anyone who comes with me with legit proof that the Holocaust gets kudos (first go to Auschwitz and Israel)

2) 9/11 was an inside job for the US to get oil. No it was a terrorist organiztion trying to gain fear, populatrity, and infamousy from the World.


3) The Newtown shooting was a set-up for gun laws to be messed with. If the govement planned that then I am sure that all gun owners would march on Washington and take it over. (RIP)

4) Elvis Presley Isn't really dead. There is a photo in LIFE magzine of his open coffin funeral! And I am sure that the frieed-banana sandwich consumption rates would've gone down

5) John F. Kennedy Isn't really dead .There is a video of him driving by and the first shock rings out a part of his skull and brain is blasted out! Then he slumps over

6) Barack Obama is part of the BS

7) The world Will end in 2026 according to some other ancient calendar. Prob a cult or something trying to make money

8) Eminem (Marshall Mathers) is Part of the Illuminati. Illuminati doesn't exist!

[PinkFloyd]

There are zoo many of them and I want them all to go away!

1) The Holocaust never happened and that Jews today want money. Anyone who comes with me with legit proof that the Holocaust gets kudos (first go to Auschwitz and Israel)

2) 9/11 was an inside job for the US to get oil. No it was a terrorist organiztion trying to gain fear, populatrity, and infamousy from the World.


3) The Newtown shooting was a set-up for gun laws to be messed with. If the govement planned that then I am sure that all gun owners would march on Washington and take it over. (RIP)

4) Elvis Presley Isn't really dead. There is a photo in LIFE magzine of his open coffin funeral! And I am sure that the frieed-banana sandwich consumption rates would've gone down

5) John F. Kennedy Isn't really dead .There is a video of him driving by and the first shock rings out a part of his skull and brain is blasted out! Then he slumps over

6) Barack Obama is part of the BS

7) The world Will end in 2026 according to some other ancient calendar. Prob a cult or something trying to make money

8) Eminem (Marshall Mathers) is Part of the Illuminati. Illuminati doesn't exist!

Yeah I know the Illuminati isn't real. I was just talking from a theorist's point of view.

[Lost in the Echo]

Yeah, I agree with you.
All of those conspiracy theories you listed are very fucking stupid.
Only ignorant fuckers would believe that shit.

[TheBigUnit]

There are zoo many of them and I want them all to go away!

2) 9/11 was an inside job for the US to get oil. I can see why we would want oil... but at what cost?

5) John F. Kennedy Isn't really dead. Some people are stupid.]

9/11 is possible who knows at what cost, I actually somewhat could believe this

Never heard people doubt JFK death especially with all the witnesses and half his head popping off with brains and blood everywhere that must have been almost futuristic acting,
I do believe the jfk assassination conspiracy though

[Taryn98]

9/11 is possible who knows at what cost, I actually somewhat could believe this

Never heard people doubt JFK death especially with all the witnesses and half his head popping off with brains and blood everywhere that must have been almost futuristic acting,
I do believe the jfk assassination conspiracy though

You need to watch a few shows that disprove the second gunman in the JFK thing. I think Discovery or NatGeo did a show that showed there was only 3 shots and they exactly replicated the 7 wounds caused by a single "magic bullet".
I suppose there could still be a debate about why he did it or if someone (the mafia or CIA) set it up, but it's pretty solid that there was only 3 shots from one shooter.
The rest of those seem ridiculous.

[Stronk Serb]

9/11, the islami extremists got pissed off because of US military presence, and the US had it coming. About the oil part, yeah I think it is true, maybe your government thought that their retaliation would not be that severe. Still with 9/11 they gained a legit reason to attack.

[FreeFall]

Maybe you're part of the Illuminati and you're just trying to throw us all off!

On a serious note, some of them are fun to read. If you actually start to believe them and lose that "bitch what are you even saying" face while browsing them, then there's a problem. Some of them, are just, you wonder why some people haven't won a new type of Darwin Award.

[CharlieFinley]

http://xkcd.com/690/

[anyone50]

You need to watch a few shows that disprove the second gunman in the JFK thing. I think Discovery or NatGeo did a show that showed there was only 3 shots and they exactly replicated the 7 wounds caused by a single "magic bullet".
I suppose there could still be a debate about why he did it or if someone (the mafia or CIA) set it up, but it's pretty solid that there was only 3 shots from one shooter.
The rest of those seem ridiculous.

but a lot of the conspiracy is based on the fact that with the type of gun used for a single shooter to get off those 3 shots in the amount of time he did with the accuacy was almost impossible but like i posted earlier there are compelling videos on both sides and no one is ever going to settle it. by the way if you have ever seen the autopsy pictures there are discrepencies just not sure if the pictures have been tampered or alter in any way so

[Sugaree]

Don't doubt possibilities, no matter how crazy they are. That's all you should take with conspiracy theories. In fact, they shouldn't be called theories in the first place; they're more like a hypothesis.

[Bharris13]

the problem with conspiracy theories is that many people interpret evidence differently to others which cause misinterpretation. The "Chinese whispers" snowball effect changes the evidence even further. Of course, some people are just idiots who can never accept that they are wrong but most have just heard different pieces of evidence to another person.

[WaffleSingSong]

Wow, did not list "AIDS is actually a man-made nano-virus developed by apartheid South Africa to kill off it's black population?" bullshit!

Anywhom, yes, a lot of these can be safely presumed false. However, there quite fun pieces of fictional thought and can also be scary. I remember the first time I heard about the Illuminati I couldn't sleep that night.

Oh yeah, ever heard of Alex Jones or Jesse Ventura? There the kings of conspiracy theories. Look them up on YouTube to laugh at the most stupid interesting conspiracies!

The only one that is debatable like people said before is the J.F.K Assassination. Also, it can be said that the Business Plot actually succeeded, but more silently. However it is still unlikely, but when you look at the USA now it kinda makes you wonder.

Read more about it here= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot

[Professional Russian]

I will let you know that a group of VT members including me are making a conspiracy.....about UVB76

[Harry Smith]

The think about JFK is that a lot of infomation dosen't add up. The police said that they found a 7.62 Kar rifle on the sixth floor. However at the Warren commisson it said that 6.5mm bullets where fired at the president. A lot of people wanted president kennedy dead, the cia, the mafia and mainly the Cubans. Also if you listen to the dictaphone on the police motorbike four shots are clearly heard. Also bullet dynamics teach us that there is a small hole at the entry point and a large wound at the exit. How come the President had the upper right hand side of his head blown off when the shoot came from that direction. Also poor old Oswald didn't have the skill to fire 3( or 4) well timed shoots in 6 seconds. Sure he was a marine sniper but many former marines who served with him said he was bad shot. It dosen't add up

[Wrestler0821]

Conspiracy theories have existed since Christ walked the earth and unfortunately they are here to stay.

[Mob Boss]

Heh, I looooove reading them. It makes me feel normal for once when I realize the sanity, or lack thereof, of the people who write them. :yeah:
I did watch a legitimate documentary on Plum Island, that showed substantial evidence that Lyme disease was a product of the government. There was also talk of dead, hybrid animals that were obviously man-made in a petri dish, that had frequently washed up on shores.
I wouldn't discredit all conspiracy theories as some wack job's hobby on the weekend when he isn't collecting parts for baby dolls -- as some hold substantial evidence, which doesn't necessarily mean they're true -- but the majority of them have no logic to them, whatsoever.

[Dunce]

They're just made up by disturbed people who want to see the world in chaos for no reason.

[Human]

i hate all these conspiracy theorists, tin foil heads the lot of them

[Zenos]

9/11, the islami extremists got pissed off because of US military presence, and the US had it coming. About the oil part, yeah I think it is true, maybe your government thought that their retaliation would not be that severe. Still with 9/11 they gained a legit reason to attack.


Actually 9/11 was sparked off in the early 90's with Gulf War 1,when our Government INSISTED on having it's troops station in the Islamic Holy City of Mecca.

That was the original spark that lit the fuse with Osama.

How do I know we had troops stationed in Mecca back then?

My oldest brother was in the service back then and he was stationed there when troops where deployed.

[Texas warrior]

I think the only one of the conspiracy's named in the first post is true. 9 11 thows buildings were made not to collapse in the event of failure of the flours above. Yes one of them could have failed like that but two, not really. And if you look at the video of the towers, the windows blow out and then the flour collapsed not vice versa. It looks like a controlled demolition, even people that don't agree with me can agree on that. People don't like to believe this one because it is to disturbing to believe. But you should never automatically discount a theorie because it seems unlikely at first.

[Harry Smith]

if it was a controlled explosion then why would the CIA go through the trouble of flying two planes into the building. Think of it from an operational viewpoint- they would just claim that it was a suitcase bomb and then plant the explosives. It just seems stupid IF the cia were going to create 9/11 for them to fly a two passenger jets into the twin towers and then detonate them with plastic explosive. Also the reason why the windows were blown out first was because the aviation fuel (kerotine) which is highly flammable probaly caught light

[Zenos]

if it was a controlled explosion then why would the CIA go through the trouble of flying two planes into the building. Think of it from an operational viewpoint- they would just claim that it was a suitcase bomb and then plant the explosives. It just seems stupid IF the cia were going to create 9/11 for them to fly a two passenger jets into the twin towers and then detonate them with plastic explosive. Also the reason why the windows were blown out first was because the aviation fuel (kerotine) which is highly flammable probaly caught light



Ummm that's logical! But at the same time if and I mean a big IF the CIA was behind it,what better then to stage an attack in a manner that would cover up as much as possible the controlled explosion.


But then I don't buy that either,I think it was a legit terror attack!

[Harry Smith]

ahh thats coool. You can't put much past the CIA look at Iran-costra.

[Church]

9/11 was an inside job, if you look at all the evidence, such as military grade explosives found in the rubble etc.

The Newtown shooting is an interesting one, lot of things the media isnt telling and is spinning for their agendas. Such as saying it was an assault rifle used, when it was in the trunk and he used two pistols. Also they failed to mention how a man was being chased down the street after the shooting and he had guns on him. Also pics surfaced of the shooter being put into a cop car after the shooting when he is supposedly dead.

And no shit Obama is in the Illuminati, all recent presidents are.

JFK is dead, probably the governments doing, blamed on Oswald when eye witness reports place him as getting a soda the time of the shooting, which was on a lower floor than where he apparently fired the shots.

[Harry Smith]

Do you have evidence that high grade explosive's were found? not just internet rumours but actual evidence. What about the 19 hijackers? what about the film of the plane flying into a building? I could personally shoot someone on live Tv yet there would still be a conspiracy about it. Also with newtown he used a bushmaster ar-15, 5.56 wounds were found on the bodies. ALso lee harvey oswald had been flirting with the Cuban's and the Cia since his marine days. I'm sure there was a conspiracy but he still fired at JFK. Also what about Police officer J.D. Tippit? the cop who was killed by oswald. Also on a side note with 9/11 they wouldn't need explosives. Kerosine the fuel found in 747 is extremely flammable and if the force of the plane didn't destroy it the fuel would

[RoseyCadaver]

Don't doubt possibilities, no matter how crazy they are. That's all you should take with conspiracy theories. In fact, they shouldn't be called theories in the first place; they're more like a hypothesis.

This summed up for me.

People are to scared to challenge the status quo, or believe in other ideas that challenge it because it'll ruin their world.

A lot of people get shit off TV and articles and listen to those facts, they however won't do the research(I'm guilty myself to say I don't do much research) and find what other sources have to say about what happened, or what facts are present.