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TheTrollBoxKeeper
December 26th, 2012, 05:08 PM
Firstly, I will start up by explaining myself. Then I will continue with what I have done. And then the debate of your lives.


You are probably asking yourself "Where did the Troll Box Assistant end up?" That fool made a thread about me here (http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=160294)


Well, the answer is quite simple. He is dead. Well not mentally dead...
I simply implanted his psychological mind into my Dragon Ball Z hard drive. And what happened to his body you ask? It's rotting away.

My ex assistant tried to betray me. He wanted my precious Troll Box for himself. His greed got the best of him.
I did give him the Troll Box but he couldn't handle the power I besought him with. I knew he never had the power capable to handle the great power of the Troll Box. His power level was too weak.
And so I managed to use the Troll Box against him. I modified it, causing my mind to be linked 24/7 with the TB.

He has failed me for the last time. And with him I killed everyone from The Troll Box Order (TTBO). Those fools never did understand why I was chosen.

Now... I am on a quest to kill you all.

You are all the same to me.
My power level shall increase greatly in the next couple years. When my power level reaches the impossible levels, I will do a reverse spirit bomb, draining all the cyberspace from this planet and inputting it into myself.
No one will stop my great power, not even God.

Once the cyberspace is gone the Troll Box will be forced to implode into a supernova, feeding me with it's raw power it has collected. While all of you humans die I will be sucking the cyberspace from other planets in this galaxy. I will rid this universe from the internet.
I will become the most powerful force in this universe and I will take my rightful place as the supreme ruler of the cyberspace.

No one will save you. My Assistant is dead and he can not light any hope for you. All you can do is wait.

On 9th January 2015 your human race will face extinction.

Now that I have defeated The Troll Box Assistant I might as well embarrass him. Now you will see how much of a fight he put on me. You will all see his true form.

CxX96on0xrk

Now... to the debate... Will the world really end in 2015 9th January?
I assure you, it will. I have planned this since the keeper order has assigned me with the task of securing the TB.

You are probably asking yourselves "How can someone have a big enough power level to end the world?"

Well, the Troll Box is increasing my power level by the second.
Your world will no longer exists.
Have a look at how your Troll Box Keeper is preparing for your doom.

http://i1234.photobucket.com/albums/ff410/thegoon3/6457484_zps64a935b8.jpg

You shall all fear my power level once it reaches it's limit. Now... I will spare some of you if you beg for mercy. Now beg. Beg for your lives. By sparing you I meant killing you quickly.

(Dramatic music here.)

Debate away your doom. Ramble the wisest of them all.

Jupiter
December 26th, 2012, 05:26 PM
nah, i don't think it will. k

TheTrollBoxKeeper
December 26th, 2012, 05:30 PM
nah, i don't think it will. k

No..

Skyline
December 26th, 2012, 05:32 PM
Well... have fun killing everyone and be safe, that means no running with sharp objects and always holding scissors point down... Oh, and I really don' t feel like debating so uhm yeah...

TheTrollBoxKeeper
December 26th, 2012, 05:36 PM
Well... have fun killing everyone and be safe, that means no running with sharp objects and always holding scissors point down... Oh, and I really don' t feel like debating so uhm yeah...

Denied. I will not kill everyone.
Please, how about a nice hot cup of "Why did you even post here when it says Rambling the Wise" in big red letters?

Silicate Wielder
December 26th, 2012, 06:36 PM
I don't think it will, I have enough spiralpower to generate a body from pure energy that is so big the milkyway galaxy is smaller than a mere speck of dust to me. my spiral power level is so unbelievably great that I can use it to revive myself whenever I die don't underestimate a true spiral warrior.

This is me when I'm only using a mere 0.005% of my true power.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8dcw1VQ0c1rarsoco1_1280.png
I placed that subtitle to show you how intimidated the guy who I was battling against was. he's litterally so small compared to me you can't even see him when I put myself into view entirely.

Scarface
December 26th, 2012, 07:03 PM
for obvious reasons this thread is being locked.