Ruin a Wish Foundation

[CharlieHorse]

For the sake of funs! :)
The game goes:
-Someone makes a wish, like for example, "I wish for a jar of penut butter."
-The next person would say "Granted", but then find a creative way to ruin it like "but the cap of the jar is glued in place and you can't open it".
-then the ruining person will wish for something themselves


So I'll start :)

I wish for a carpet for my room

[Inventor2]

It caught on fire and burned only your room.

I wish for a new ipad

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but you don't have enough money to buy one, and so you buy a much more affordable Nexus 10 tablet and live happily ever after :D

I wish for no homework! :)

[Cicero]

You get no homework! But you have to be in class for 4 more hours :P

I wish I was all powerful.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you get locked in the school while everyone else is off for the holidays
ninja'd

granted but its only for an hour

I wish for a new I pad

[Skyline]

Granted, but the charging port is broken.

I wish for a bottle of wine.

[MrVanity]

Granted
But i drank the wine. Have fun with your bottle.

I wish for pi

[Lost in the Echo]

Granted.. I guess :P
I ate all of the pie.

I got you a bottle of this "Seagrams" whiskey, but I mixed it all with 7up, now i'm all fucked up.
And you're not. :P
I drank it all. :D

[CharlieHorse]

I wish for a longer break!

[Skyline]

Granted, but you never go back to school and become an uneducated hobo.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but it's all you ever have to eat, and it's diet, so you die of malnutrition.
I wish for my own pet tiger, and that he was calm and cuddly, and sweet. :)

[Skyline]

Granted but everything he touches dies.

I wish I could play the piano.

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but you become the worst piano player in the worl


I wish my boyfriend lived closer

[Skyline]

Granted but his house gets quarantined and you may never see him again.

I wish that unicorns were real.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, you never see one ever.
I wish for a cuddle buddy (preferably female, my age, pretty, and cute) :D

[Emerald Dream]

granted, but it's a cute teenage porcupine.

I wish for someone to bring me flowers.

[Skyline]

Granted, but you are allergic to them and you get paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish that I could do a back flip.

[Emerald Dream]

You can, but you shatter your ankle on the first attempt.

I wish that I could run faster.

[Troy35216]

granted. but you spend the rest of your life in a 12x12 foot enclosure where there's no where to run to.
I wish i wasn't a virgin

[Skyline]

Granted, but your first time you contract AIDS

I wish that I didn't live in Indiana

[Emerald Dream]

Granted. You now live in Iowa.

I wish I could finish school.

[Skyline]

Granted, but every time you finish you go back to first grade...

I wish I had a horse.

[Emerald Dream]

You cramp up and get a charley horse.

I wish I could go on a shopping spree.

[Skyline]

Granted, but you may only shop at Wal-Mart

I wish I had 1 million dollars

[Emerald Dream]

You have 67 Monopoly games dropped off at your home.

I wish could dance.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but you have no music to dance to ;)
I wish for a small hat

[LouBerry]

Granted, but it's too small to see.

I wish I had a pizza.

[Skyline]

Granted but I eat all of the pizza and you get none :D

I wish for another pizza to give to lou!

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, I steal it and give it to someone else.
I wish it wasn't raining for the next week :(

[Emerald Dream]

You're transported to the middle of the Sahara

I wish I had more chips and salsa

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, the chips are computer chips, and the salsa is way too hot to eat.
I wish for some fuzzy clothes

[LouBerry]

They're too big for you.

I wish for a kitten.

[CharlieHorse]

They're too big for you.

I wish for a kitten.

That's OK, then you can fit more than one person in them at once ;)

Granted, but your owner is a crazy old lady that throws her cats like baseballs at intruders.
I wish I could sing better. I'd sing all the time.


Ninja!

[Skyline]

Granted but it is is not friendly...
Ninja'd
Granted but everything you say you sing....
I wish it would snow more!

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, you get 100ft of snow and you all loose power and freeze to death.
I wish for a foot of snow

[Emerald Dream]

Both of your feet turn into snow. You get double.

I wish to be artistic.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, you have no way to create art
I wish for a Pagani Huayra supercar! :)

[Aajj333]

Granted, you now have a Pagani Huayra supercar and a bill for it too

I wish for a giant marshmallow

[Skyline]

granted but the marshmallow is alive and worse... Russian... so "In Soviet Russia, marshmallow roasts you!"

I wish I had a boyfriend.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but ur parents wont let you see him

I wish for a trip to Amsterdam

[Skyline]

Granted (damn this ones hard to ruin...) Your plane crashes in the Atlantic and you freeze to death in the water...

I wish I had another German Shepard

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it has the mange

I wish for a week at the naturist resort in Croatia

[TheSocialInspector]

Granted, but the residence is dominated by aggressive pirates who dwell upon the most cruel of habitats and will abduct you under the terms of financial concerns.

I wish I had the power to control the minds of people.

[Skyline]

Granted... okay I really dont know how to ruin this one... Oh wait! Everyone there weighs 1/2 a ton..
ninja'd
Granted but you have to hear everyones thoughts within a mile of you

I wish I had a maid...

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, she does a terrible job.
I wish for reassurance

[TheSocialInspector]

Granted, but the sudden change in your emotional stability has caused you to become insane.

I wish for great wisdom.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but the sudden change in your emotional stability has caused you to become insane.

I wish for great wisdom.

Granted, but the great wisdom is:
"Man who run in front of bus get tired, and man who run behind of bus get exhausted." -some Chinese dude

I wish i lived in the my little pony universe. I hate living here :(

[Sir Suomi]

Granted, but all the ponies were enslaved and forced to work as pack mules.

I wish I was that everyone else's wishes came true.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but all the ponies were enslaved and forced to work as pack mules.

I wish I was that everyone else's wishes came true.

... :'( ...
Granted, but then we find other ways to ruin them.
Then I wish for my own mlp pony :)

[PinkFloyd]

Granted. The pony will arrive all mutated and eat you in two bites.

[CharlieHorse]

... :'( ...
I wish you'd wish for something

[ReginaGeorge]

Granted, but his wish is for you not to wish he wished counteracting him granting your wish.

I wish for lots of money.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, there's nothing left in the world to buy.
I wish for fuzzy socks

[TheSocialInspector]

Granted, but the socks happen to be the carrier of a contagious disease that kills a person in an hour.

I wish for world peace.

[CharlieHorse]

me too

I wish for a more defined purpose

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the people that govern your purpose speak another language so you can't understand them

I wish for a trip to Austrailia

[Silicate Wielder]

I wish I had enough spiral power to pilot this galaxy sized mecha :P

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8dcw1VQ0c1rarsoco1_1280.png

[ReginaGeorge]

I wish for a trip to Austrailia

Granted, but leaving the airport you serve off the road to miss hitting a kangaroo and hit a tree at high speed and causing serious internal injuries that you don't survive.

[Mirage]

Upon actually making a wish you die.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Skype Credit.

[ReginaGeorge]

Granted, but 2 hours after receiving the credit, Skype is indefinitely shut down for legal reasons and you do not get refunded.

I wish to meet Winona Ryder.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Granted, but when you meet her, you embarrass yourself in every way possible.

I wish for this wish to be granted. What are you going to do with that?

[ReginaGeorge]

Granted, but then you go into cardiac arrest and die.

I wish for an end to world hunger.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but on your way to meet her your hit by a drunk driver and die

I wish for an Iphone 5

[Emerald Dream]

Granted, but all the fancy new charger cords disappear.

I wish for some snow here this winter.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, 300ft of it coming right up!
I wish for a knife

[Silicate Wielder]

granted, but one day you accidentally kill someone with it and it turns out to be property of a nearby museum. The police catch you and you are arrest for life

I wish to be immortal and live a perfect life
Theres no way to ruin this one :)

[prob1996]

Granted! But while living forever u realize that the "perfect life" doesn't exist because in order to have the "perfect life" and recognize it as "perfect" you have to expierence imperfection. So you spend all your immortal life chasing something that is all around yet you can't see it because of your narrow vision of wht the "perfect life" is.


I wish I could travel the world

[Snookers]

Granted, but the world ends right before your journey.

I wish to be summer.

[Emerald Dream]

Granted, but your mind now resides inside Donna Summer....where you are forced to sing disco songs forever.

I wish I had some ice cream.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, you have to share it with me and there's only one spoon and there's only enough space for one person to sit down.
I wish for a larger bathtub. Mine's really small... >:(

[Snookers]

granted a huge bathtub, but you need to share it with a smelly orangutan.

I wish to have a batman cap.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but... uh... idk it's the size of a house

I wish for fuzzy carpets

[Emerald Dream]

Granted, after 20 sheep are sheared in your home.

I wish for another Xbox game.

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, after selling everything you own, including your Xbox and house to get the game and inside the case is a stolen porn dvd...


I wish I could learn to speak and write japanese in 5 minutes :)

[Snookers]

granted but japanese will be an extinct language and whoever speaks it again will be executed.

I wish that nobody would ruin my wishes again.

[Aajj333]

Granted, but I'm gonna fuck it up and ruin your wish

I wish I had a dark chocolate candy bar

[Silicate Wielder]

granted, you've now stolen a giant chocolate bar and during your court trial you are sentenced to life in top-security prision.

and just for fun, I will use the spare magic to give my self a monkey lawyer who says this during your trial:
http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/picture.php?albumid=5074&pictureid=29583

I wish my signature won't change in 5 minutes after this post is made

[Snookers]

Granted. It will change after 4 minutes.

I wish for some food.

[CharlieHorse]

granted, it's flavored cardboard.
I am so sad and lonely i wish for a girlfriend more than anything else in the world.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you have to share her with the whole Cincinnati Bengals football team

I wish for a Iphone 5

[fallenLethal]

Granted but you have to share her with the whole Cincinnati Bengals football team

I wish for a Iphone 5

Granted, but you dropped it into a fire where it burned a horrible death.
I wish for a 27" iMac

[ReginaGeorge]

Granted but all it can do is play Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley over and over again.

I wish for an end to animal cruelty.

[fallenLethal]

Granted but all it can do is play Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley over and over again.

I wish for an end to animal cruelty.

Granted, but the idea of it was overruled by the amount of idiocy in the world (It didn't last long)

I wish for peace

[ReginaGeorge]

Granted, and you are presented with a piece of paper that reads 'peace'.

I wish for a grand piano.

[fallenLethal]

Granted, and you are presented with a piece of paper that reads 'peace'.

I wish for a grand piano.

Granted, but it fell off a roof.
I wish for nothing.

[ReginaGeorge]

Granted, and you are handed a piece of paper that reads 'nothing'.. which is something. :P

I wish for wings.

[fallenLethal]

Granted, and you are handed a piece of paper that reads 'nothing'.. which is something. :P

I wish for wings.

Granted, but your best fried d ate them.
I wish for Michael Buckley

[ReginaGeorge]

Granted, but he is a vegetable with no limbs.

I wish to pass school this year.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you have to give up all your free time to do it

I wish I could move back to Cali

[CharlieHorse]

Granted. We need more people like you here.
I wish for someone to just let it all out on.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted then she turns into a gf

I wish for meds without side effects

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, they're all cyanide pills
I wish for the next 2 years to go by fast.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but, you have to spend them on a Desert Island with no internet service

I wish for an honest non cheating bf

[CharlieHorse]

Granted
I wish for a mlp pony again

[Aajj333]

Granted but the mlp stands for many loving penises

I wish for a monkey

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it needs new shoes
Ninja'd

Granted but it wont come out of the tree

I wish for a nice house close to a beach in Cali

[ReginaGeorge]

Granted, but the floor is made of broken glass and cannot be removed.. it's also violently haunted.

I wish for a pet cat.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but has a terminal disease and dies before you get it home

I wish for a new laptop

[LouBerry]

Granted. But, you drop it and break it before you get it home.

I Wish for some socks.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but after you put then on you find mice have chewed holes in them

I wish Lou lived closer so we could hang out

[CharlieHorse]

Me too
I wish for warm clothes

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but they are last years

I wish for this rash to go away

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, you have no hands.
I wish for purpose

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but the man upstairs just say " no can do, baby doll"

I wish I had more friends

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you have to go to the U.S.

I wish I didn't need meds

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted but u have to eat vitamin instead

I wish I had a new bf

[Steve Jobs]

Granted but he's 40 years old, African-American and weighs over 400lb.

I wish I had the ability to time-travel.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the time machine breaks down and your stuck in prehistoric times

I wish for good weather

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted but its to shiny so everybody get headick and everything dry out

i wish i had less money

[Aajj333]

Congratulations you now owe me 1,000,000 dollars.

I wish for Twins tickets

[CharlieFinley]

Granted, but this means you have to actually go to a baseball game. :P

I wish that I could give my life that my family need not ever die.

[Silicate Wielder]

granted, its a DIY kit, that just gives you the raw materials to make it out of. now you have to buy machines to make the parts needed

I wish we discovered a new planet to colonize on and that we managed to move to this new planet a year ago, and that is is actually inhabitable.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its inhabited by canibalistic earthling hating aliens

I wish for good homes for my dogs

[kayleethegray]

Granted, but then they get arrested by cats.

I wish for the apocalypse :3

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you survive it

I wish to feel good

[DarkHorse4eva]

granted but you feel to good

i wish i lived in Ireland

[Snookers]

granted, but everybody will flee from there because of an epidemic disease, and you will be forever alone whilst having the disease.

I wish for nothing to happen. :I

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but it becomes to boring

I wish I had a dangerous liger

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it kills and eats you

I wish I was dead

[Snookers]

granted but science people have found a way to reanimate bodies, and you're first.

I wish I had blue eyes.

[Human]

you get blue eyes, but grow 5 more in various body... cavities

I wish for super speed!

[Snookers]

what the....?!!


granted, you run so fast that your skin and muscles rip out

[BrainDamage]

Moron forgot to wish

I wish I was the last person alive

[Snookers]

fuck, man....sorry

granted but you commit suicide after 1 day.

I wish for money.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the economy crashes and all its good for is toilet paper

I wish I was dead

[Codyof96]

Granted.... but you turn into a zombie.

I wish I had a sandwich

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but someone steals it before you can eat it

I wish I felt better

[Codyof96]

Granted, but then you get sick and feel like crap.

I wish I had 20 fingers.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but Snookers Tiger eats them before you can use them

I wish I had a new laptop

[Codyof96]

Granted, but it uses Windows Vista.

I wish it wasnt so cold outside.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but now your yard is a muddy mess

I wish for an Iphone 5

[Codyof96]

Granted, but then you drop it and the screen cracks.

I wish the moon was green.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Granted, but you go blind and never see the moon in its green state.

I wish for this wish to be denied.

[Codyof96]

Granted. Your wish was denied but then it wasnt denied, then it was, then it wasnt, then it was, then it wasnt, then it was, then it wasnt, then it was, then it wasnt.............:confused:

I wish that the earth was made of glass.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted then it turned into quick sand

I wish I was never born

[Skyline]

I am not granting that!!!! I REFUSE to make someone like you never be born!

I wish Mattie didn't wish he was never born...

[Codyof96]

Granted. He lives. Whoops he just died.

Yo deseo poder hablar ingles.:cool:

[Emerald Dream]

Uno - No es apropriado.
Dos - No es poder. Es saber.

Granted, but your English is as poor as your Spanish and you never get a job.

I wish to do something fun this weekend.

[BrainDamage]

Granted you "do" a 120 kg clown

I wish my death was excrutiating

[Snookers]

granted but right before your death a god saves you and you don't feel anything.

I wish to be a boy for a day.

[Human]

Granted but your penis falls off

I wish I was a god

[BrainDamage]

Granted you're the Hindu god Brahma...

http://networkedblogs.com/384xj

I wish I was shrunk and then swallowed alive by a beautiful girl...

[Snookers]

granted but the girl doesn't like how you taste and accidentally sits on you and kills you.

I wish to get a nose-job.

[PrimedPenguin]

Granted but the plastic surgeon messed up and now your nose is there times as large as it was originally.

I wish to be supreme dictator of the known universe and have total power in which I can not be killed or overthrown and every living creature in the universe.does exactly.as I say without questions.

[kayleethegray]

You become supreme ruler, but then you die of rectal cancer.

I wish I had a cell phone

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it didn't come with a battery

I wish for a Porshe boxster

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but its a Nokia from 1999

I wish I was a girl for a day

NINJAD!!

granted, but you hate it

[PrimedPenguin]

Granted but it's a flip phone that can't talk or text.

I wish I was immortal and that the only way for me to die is for me to willingly say "I am a quick brown fox that likes to jump over lazy dogs on Tuesday nights on Venus while.wearing a pink Speedo."

[PrimedPenguin]

Granted but it didn't come with a battery

I wish for a Porshe boxster

Granted but it comes with a bill as well.

I wish for a cold fusion nuclear reactor.

[Snookers]

granted but it will explode in your face.

I wish to be a fairy.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but I captured you in a jar and used you to refill my heart containers.
(Zelda -_-)
I wish I was instantly the best snowboarder in the world!

[PrimedPenguin]

Granted, but I captured you in a jar and used you to refill my heart containers.
(Zelda -_-)
I wish I was instantly the best snowboarder in the world!

Granted but the earth falls into a heatwave and there's no snow left to snowboard on

I wish that someone would grant my wish about granting a wish.

[Snookers]

suddenly, everybody in the world could not grant wishes anymore. THE END.

I wish for nothing to happen.

[PrimedPenguin]

suddenly, everybody in the world could not grant wishes anymore. THE END.

I wish for nothing to happen.

Granted time stops as we know it and the universe instantly collapses into itself leaving only nothing in its place causing the big crunch to happen.

I wish I could start a secret society on virtual teen that everyone knew about and wanted to get into.

[BrainDamage]

Granted but you're kicked from the group and replaced by me cus you're to lame ass for this site :P

I wish I could do anything

[PrimedPenguin]

Granted but you're kicked from the group and replaced by me cus you're to lame ass for this site :P

I wish I could do anything

Granted but everytime you did something you subtracted from the sum of human knowledge which eventually left the world with zero traces of knowledge which led the world in a downwards spiraling path to its inevitable demise.

I wish BrainDamage would come to terms that He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others and that he has no enemies but his friends severely dislike him. Although sadly I know my wish will never come true as he is to ignorant and couldn't pour water out of a shoe even if the instructions were on the heel and that he is perfect specimen of artificial stupidity.

Not such a lame ass now huh lol.

[BrainDamage]

Granted but I'm still ruler of the club and you're still below me on the food chain :lol:

I wish people could understand me

[Codyof96]

Granted. But then everybody on earth dies and there is no one left to understand you.

I wish for a magic mushroom that grants all my wishes.

[IsANerd101]

Granted, but every time you wish for something you become fatter and your penis shrinks.

I wish I could have hugs that make people nude.

[PrimedPenguin]

Granted but it only works on 90 year old guys.

I wish god would zap everybody I despise.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Granted, but you end up hating yourself because of low self esteem and are promptly zapped.

I wish I was pink.

[BrainDamage]

Granted but you're pink because of a Horrible sun burn

[ReginaGeorge]

I wish for the Earth to explode.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you servive and are stuck alone on an Asteroid

[PrimedPenguin]

Granted you are queen only till midnight

I wish for world peace and for every person in the world to get along with each other.

[Emerald Dream]

Everyone gets along, and we all play ring-a-round-the-rosey forever.

I wish that Mattie would have made a wish, up there ^^

[BrainDamage]

Granted no one can see what he wished for...

I wish for a pink pony

[Human]

Granted but it's dead. :P
I wish for one million pounds.

[Emerald Dream]

One million pounds of cow manure is delivered to you.

I wish for a life of happiness.

[BrainDamage]

Granted you get a severed penis with the letters HAP on it...

Wish You Were Here

[PrimedPenguin]

Granted then we party in gauteng all day long until we're both drunk as hell and get eaten by lions

I wish that I had a chocolate chip cookie.

[Snookers]

granted but it's toxic.

I wish I had new earphones.

[Emerald Dream]

Granted, but you go deaf the first time you use them.

I wish for some pizza.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but when you get it its cold and not cooked all the way

I wish I felt better

[BrainDamage]

Granted but feeling bad is the new in thing

I wish I could be a Valar

[Aajj333]

Granted, but this means you have to actually go to a baseball game. :P

I wish that I could give my life that my family need not ever die.

Did you just say that?

[CharlieHorse]

Did you just say that?

:( I can't tell what he means. But I hope he's ok

[BrainDamage]

Did you just say that?

Thax for skipping me

[Snookers]

I wish to be in TrueBlood.

[BrainDamage]

Granted you wake up in a swimming pool full of real blood

Wish I was a ghost

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the place you want to haunt gets torn down

I wish for a cam for my computer

[Human]

Granted but the cam has a 0.00001 megapixel quality

I wish for better earphones

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the plug doesnt fit your device

I wish for meds with no side effects

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but they also don't help/cure anything because you were so vague in your description, so they're basically useless.

I wish I was actually balanced so I was better at yoga.

[AkuRokuStalker]

Granted, but now u can not even lift your knee past your chest from lack of flexability.

I wish I did not hurt everyone around me.

[IsANerd101]

Granted, but instead you start hurting yourself.

I wish I could be a girl for a week.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but have a reaction to the transformation and can't move

I wish I was naturally smooth

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, you are so smooth that you can't grip anything and end up living on the floor forever.
I wish for a gf. I've wished for this many times before, but it's really the only thing I want. I would no longer hate myself if a nice girl loved me. That's really the main reason why I do hate myself, because I'm so lonely. Sure I have friends, but it's not the same. She'd give me hope to finish school, and live on. She'd make me want to be alive.
I'm falling into the belief that there's no point in life than to find love, and I'm just not better than other guys to deserve it. No girl wants me. And I'll never find that love, and so there's no point of living another day.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but she's a 400 lb wrestler and only speaks Chinease

I wish I was never born

[ReginaGeorge]

"I wish for a gf"

Granted, but "gf" is short for giraffe fat, and you are left in your room with a pile of pure giraffe fat.

I wish for real raw gold.

[CharlieHorse]

"I wish for a gf"

Granted, but "gf" is short for giraffe fat, and you are left in your room with a pile of pure giraffe fat.

I wish for real raw gold.

Granted, you get a grain of sand size piece of gold.




Granted but she's a 400 lb wrestler and only speaks Chinease

I wish I was never born
Granted, but you exist as a character in my little pony. That's not actually a ruined wish. I'd take that.


I wish I was better at school shit.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its just boys school shit like wood or metal shop

I wish for Horse

[PrimedPenguin]

Granted but its so small you can't ride it.

I wish I was the CEO of a multi-trillion dollar corporation.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Granted, but it soon goes bankrupt and you owe all the investors money.

I wish for all these past wishes to be un wished.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but they all come back on you

I wish I can spend some time with my friend in Austrailia

[BrainDamage]

Granted but the place you want to haunt gets torn down

holy shit you mean the world gets torn down how?!?

Granted but when you get there you find out he went to (insert your country here) to go visit you...

I wish I was acid proof

[Snookers]

Granted, but you didn't specify what type of acid, so you're citric acid proof.

I wish I had the ability to hypnotize people.

[AkuRokuStalker]

Granted, but you hypnotize yourself into thinking you are a tomato XD

I wish for my cat to magically be neutered so I do not have to pay for it.

[Snookers]

granted but she eats something expired and needs an 1.200$ chirurgical intervention

I wish to be batman.

[AkuRokuStalker]

granted, but you get stabbed by the joker

I wish to be in Organization XIII