Ruin a Wish Foundation

[RunnerRunner]

granted but when u show off your talent u mess up

i wish Germany would win the 2014 FIFA world cup

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then there's a riot and all the players die

I wish the girl of my dreams liked me more than a friend

[NeuroTiger]

Granted and she became your best friend but nothing more.lol

I wish I could go on the moon.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but your suit fails and you die

I wish it wasn't so hot outside

[NeuroTiger]

Granted but then the temperature approaches the absolute temperature (0K) then you die.

I wish I was a FIFA ballon d'or.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I don't know what those are so I take back the granting of that wish

I wish my mom and grandma didn't argue all the time

[Melodic]

Granted because wow, my mom and grandma do the same thing..



I wish I could have a better relationship with most of my family

[gizzgizzman]

Granted, now all your friends hate you

I wish I could move to NYC

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you become a target of organized crime

I wish I was more confident

[Melodic]

Granted, but then you date Taylor Swift, and all your confidence escapes



I wish I could go to Paris.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you hate it there

I wish I could go to China

[Melodic]

Granted but you get trapped there with no transportations.



I wish for a good trip to Chicago tomorrow.

[RunnerRunner]

granted but the traffic sucks there and its raining

i wish i would play for bayern munchen someday

[Synyster Shadows]

banned but you suck

I wish I had more self-confidence

[Melodic]

Don't you mean granted?

Granted.

I wish I wasn't depressed right now because of fighting.

[Seth.]

Granted, but your depression is replaced by boredom.

I wish I could fly like Superman

[Melodic]

Granted but you're flying all the time you can never see the world or go on VT.



I wish I could be a super hero.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I wasn't depressed

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish regular school was more easier to where I could go back.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you still hate it

I wish I was homeschooled to escape people

[Melodic]

Granted but you become so isolated it drives you insane.


I wish everyone could be happy.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for a gf who loves me for me

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish for Louis Tomlinson to come to my doorstep, with rose, chocolate and boom box in his hand, and then he kisses me in the rain, and omg I need to stop watching romance stuff. lol

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then your parents get a restraining order on him

I wish for chocolate

[Melodic]

Granted but I get 75 percent of the cocoa.


I wish for ice cream.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you have to share

I wish for chocolate covered strawberries

[Melodic]

Granted but you have to share and give me an unlimited supply of them.


I wish for peanut butter chocolate chip cookies

[Synyster Shadows]

granted if you share

I wish for chocolate, again :/

[Seth.]

Granted but it's chocolate covered bugs

I wish I was wealthy

[Melodic]

Granted, but you have to make the money and work for it.


I wish for Nutella.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for a gf....still feeling lonely :/

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish to build a boyfriend and make him every single freaking thing I want in a guy even though I'm not that picky.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish my crush would just tell me if she likes me back or not

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish my crush would straight up ask me out.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it goes horribly

I wish I knew more girls like you

[Melodic]

Granted, but they are all clones of me.


I wish I knew more guys like you.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but they're all clones of me

I wish you'd post in Liar, Liar

[Melodic]

Granted, hold on.


I wish I could do everything at once.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted if you give me that power too

I wish I knew you for real

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish I knew you for real.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted.

I wish we could all have a VT party

[Seth.]

Granted but you're not on the list

I wish I wasn't so restless today

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then you fall asleep and never wake up

I wish I had a gf

[Seth.]

Granted, but she's impossible to please

I wish I could spit fire

[Synyster Shadows]

banned but you accidentally set fire to yourself and die of burns.

I wish people liked me for me

[Melodic]

Granted but you is not you.


I wish for peace

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish society wasn't messed up

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish for fun.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted if I'm allowed to be there too

I wish I could meet all my VT friends - you, Matt, Della

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish everyone in VT could live in the same area.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but we don't realize that we know each other

I wish I lived near you so I could meet you for real

[Seth.]

Granted but then you regret knowing me irl. Or did you have someone else in mind?

I wish I could breath underwater

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you turn into a fish; get caught and turned into Sushi

I wish I felt better

[Seth.]

Granted but unfortunately this doesn't really work

I wish I had a time machine

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but before you can use it Dr. Who steals it

I wish for a 12ga shot gun

[Seth.]

Granted but all it shoots is dandelion fluff

I wish i could see into the future

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its your neighbors future

I wish for a large pizza

[Seth.]

Granted but it tastes horrible

I want the worlds best electric guitar

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but Andrew steals it

I wish for another bottle of Bacardi

[Synyster Shadows]

not granted

I wish for more self-confidence

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish I didn't have a nightmare last night, ugh I hate depression.

[Seth.]

Granted

I wish I had x-ray vision

[Melodic]

Granted but you see more than you want to know.


I wish to read minds.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you find things you didn't want to

I wish I had a gf

[Melodic]

Granted but she is possesive.


I wish for me to stop looking at really cute youtube stars.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. Now you look at hobos. You weirdo! :P

I wish I was a better singer

[Melodic]

Granted but you only sing for hobos.. you weirdo! :P


I wish I was a better dancer

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you only dance for hobos... you weirdo! :P

I wish for a new piano and a new guitar

[Melodic]

Granted but a hobo steals them and gets a new house by selling them.


I wish I could do everything.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you lose your voice and have to have your feet amputated

[Melodic]

I wish you would have done a wish.

[Synyster Shadows]

shit...I feel stupid

granted

I wish I had more self-confidence

[Melodic]

Granted since you granted mine plus it should be granted.


I wish our wishes could come true?

[Synyster Shadows]

aww thanks :kissfriend:

granted

I wish for an electric guitar

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish for a piano

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's my crappy digital piano

I wish for a real grand piano

[Melodic]

Granted but you have to share with One Direction, and they get it 23 and half hours each day.


I wish for a chocolate fountain

[Synyster Shadows]

you devil... :P

granted but you get burned by hot chocolate

I wish for a new phone, preferably an iPhone

[Melodic]

Granted but you don't get any wifi, apps, or phone service.


I wish for a better phone, mine is like falling apart.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it gets stolen

I wish for a new PC

[Melodic]

Omg, That actually happened once.. Some guy was getting our couch, and he stole my phone. Cops came to my house and everything for a ten dollar phone.. lol :P

Granted but it is the first pc.

I wish for a new laptop.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; it's the first laptop :P

I wish for a new, better CPU for my PC

[Melodic]

Granted but since I have no clue what it is, I can't grant it, you have to keep asking everyone else.


I wish for a trampoline.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it breaks and you hurt yourself

I wish it wasn't raining outside

[Melodic]

Granted, it's snowing instead.


I wish I didn't just deleted half of my Facebook and end up with like 125 friends..

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but...err...you get a virus on your computer

I wish I didn't have to ride my bike to the town pool earlier.

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish my town had a town pool.. all we have is an amusement park.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it doesn't have any chlorine and, as a result, somebody gets sick from contaminated water and then the pool gets closed.

I wish for my crush to just tell me if she likes me back or not so I can stop thinking about it.

[Melodic]

Granted, she says yes but you never hear from her again..


I wish to stop fighting with my nana.. ugh I hate having to fight with someone.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted cuz I feel your pain

I wish for my legs to not feel weird

[Melodic]

Granted but they feel weird later for the rest of your life



I wish for a one direction birthday cake this year.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's an ice cream cake and it melts and is ruined

I wish for school to not be so stressful so I don't think about it over summer

[Melodic]

Granted but its so easy you get bored



I wish I wasn't bored

[Synyster Shadows]

granted cuz we always are bored

I wish my phone wasn't still wet from riding in the rain today

[Melodic]

Granted but its burning hot instead


I wish I didn't have another freaking celebrity crush now..

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I could stop thinking I was worthless

[Melodic]

Granted and will be forever granted until it changes



I wish for happiness all day every day

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for a new violin

[Melodic]

Granted but it gets stolen


I wish to be the best singer in the world

[Seth.]

Granted but you have chronic laryngitis

I want to be a famous sculptor

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but all your great works are stolen

I wish for it to quit raining

[Seth.]

Granted but it becomes too hot to do anything

I wish could spend more time with my BF

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you can only do it when your parents are there.

I wish for a large pizza

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I still it

I wish for my room to not look like a tornado hit it

[Melodic]

Granted, it looks like an earthquake did instead.


I wish to have a safe trip home tomorrow.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then when you get home, an asteroid destroys your house just before you get inside

I wish I wasn't so tired

[Melodic]

Granted, because you fall asleep.


I wish my crush would talk to me, ugh I hate his dad and I know it's the reason he's not online.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but he tells you he's moving to Europe or some other continent

I wish I could get my band started

[Melodic]

Granted but your band is terrible on the first performance.



I wish I could win a singing show.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then you lose your voice and have to give up singing.

I wish I could meet you for real

[Melodic]

Granted.. and I really can't ruin that.. lol



I wish to also meet you for real.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for more friends like you

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish for more friends like you as well

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for more confidence

[Melodic]

Granted but you become way overconfident.


I wish to be more prettier.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you're already really pretty so I take back the granting of that wish. If you look in a mirror and are going to tell me you see a beautiful girl staring back, I'm not talking to you anymore.

I wish you worried about your looks

[Melodic]

Thanks. :)

Granted but then I stop and am more confident.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[Synyster Shadows]

you're welcome

granted cuz I'm bored too

I wish I had a social life

[Melodic]

Granted but your social life doesn't start until college.


I wish I will get asked to go to prom in a year..

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you go with some douchebag

I wish for a hamburger

[Melodic]

Granted but I steal it


I wish to hang out with my crush when I go back home

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but he's changed and hates you and breaks your heart

I wish I could stop worrying about my crush

[Melodic]

Granted but you are totally obsessive but worry free


I wish to hear from my crush again.. I finally talked to him today! Yay!

[Synyster Shadows]

lolwut?

ummm....I have no idea what to say

I wish I had a gf who was like you

[Melodic]

You could have ruined the wish.. lol :P



Granted but they aren't as awesome..


I wish for chocolate.

[Synyster Shadows]

why???? *cries* :P

granted if you share

I wish for my room to not be messy

[Plane And Simple]

Granted.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Melodic]

Granted but you never fall asleep.



I wish I wasn't so hungry

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I could be a better violinist

[Melodic]

Granted



I wish guys weren't so confusing..

[Cygnus]

Granted but they will not talk to you ever.

I wish I could get a decent video editing software.

[Melodic]

Granted but it messes up all your videos really bad..


I wish I could have a famous youtube show.

[Cygnus]

Granted but you're hacked just when you hit 100 subscribers

I wish I could move back to Colombia

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you get lost

I wish for more motivation to practice

[Melodic]

Granted but you're motivation requires you to do everything you're afraid of.



I wish I was the awesomest singer on the planet.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted if I get to perform with you one day

I wish to be the best guitarist in the world

[Melodic]

Granted if I get to perform with you one day as well.



I wish to be the best dancer in the world.. or at least a good one

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but in the most valuable performance of your career, you break your leg

I wish I could meet Lindsey Stirling

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish I could meet Louis Tomlinson and some random youtube stars I have a crush on now..

[Synyster Shadows]

granted cuz you granted mine

I wish I could meet you, again

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish I could meet you as well.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted.

I wish I knew more Spanish

[Melodic]

Granted but you speak only spanish and no one understands you,



I wish I could learn sign language

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but that's all you know

I wish to stop thinking about my crush

[Melodic]

Granted but you started thinking of Taylor Swift instead.



I wish my crush didn't have to be one of my friends.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then he doesn't like you at all. Trust me, it's better to be friends than nothing at all. I know from experience :/

I wish my crush would talk to me

[Trace]

Granted but it's to rage at you.

I wish for nothing.

[Melodic]

Granted.

I wish my crush didn't log off of Facebook, seriously? lol

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but so do you cuz you're bored

I wish for some food...I'll be back in a bit....

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish for dinner.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's poisoned and you get sick

I wish for a loving gf

[Melodic]

Granted, you should have one..


I wish all the people in my town were nice.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but they aren't nice to you

I wish for a bf

[Melodic]

Granted but they break up with you in a day.


I wish for my trip to be well tomorrow afternoon

[Melodic]

ughh accidentally posted it twice..

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but your house gets robbed and destroyed

I wish for my friend to get here already. i haven't seen him in 3 weeks

[Melodic]

Granted but he is locked out of the house and you can never answer the door.


I wish to see my best friend this week.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it turns out he hates you

I wish my crush would talk to me

[Melodic]

Granted but the only word she says is ok.


I wish I didn't have to be on a train for three hours.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, you're on it for 3 days

I wish my crush would answer my FB message

[Melodic]

Granted, but it's not the response you want..



I wish my crush would go back on Facebook, with my luck he'll come on while I'm on the train.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but he doesn't want to talk to you

I wish I wasn't losing hope

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish I didn't feel like I'm wasting my summer so much.

[Trace]

Granted but you still waste it.

I wish for money. Not loads of it, just some.

[Melodic]

Granted but then someone steals all the money.



I wish for a new phone.

[Trace]

Granted but as soon as the salesperson gives you the phone you drop it and it shatters.

I wish for something to do while I wait for work.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you spend to much time doing it then you're late for work

I wish I could get some sleep

[Melodic]

Granted but you sleep the entire day that you don't do a thing.



I wish I didn't feel sick

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; you die of sickness

I wish I could fly

[Melodic]

Granted but you can only fly in the house



I wish I had magical powers

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you can only use them at home

I wish girls weren't so confusing

[Melodic]

Granted, we are so easy to read you get bored


I wish guys weren't so confusing

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; we're so easy to read you get bored

I wish I just stop worrying about girls for a while

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but now you have school to worry about

I wish people would do what they say they're going to do.

[Melodic]

Granted but what they do is bad


I wish I wasn't so busy

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I had confidence

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you are now over confidant and no one wants to be around you

I wish my new phone worked right

[Plane And Simple]

Granted (PM me about it if you want)

I wish I could fly right now

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its from drugs

I wish ^ this guy lived closer

[Melodic]

Granted but you can never see him.


I wish my crush wasn't being a jerk right now.

[Jonathan1998]

Granted, but he's too nice and it annoys you.

I wish to stay gay forever

[handle with care]

Granted but all other men are straight

I wish I could hold my girlfriend in my arms right now

[Jonathan1998]

Granted but she dies in your arms

I wish I ruled over England

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, for five minutes

I wish I had a gf

[Melodic]

Granted but she is a poster.



I wish I could find love

[Jonathan1998]

Granted but your lover falls out of love with you

I wish I could be 5 years old again

[Obsidian]

Granted but then you're stuck being 5 forever and you get really sick of it.

I wish I could go to Italy right now.

[Melodic]

Granted but you only pass by it on a plane to a bad place.



I wish I could go to UK

[Jonathan1998]

Granted, but you get caught in an EDL riot

I wish my bf could live with me

[Trace]

Granted but I was there to annoy both of you <3.

I wish I could FIND a bf.

[Obsidian]

Granted but they live extremely far away and you never get to see them and you're always really upset about it.

I wish I had perfect vision and didn't have to wear contacts.

[Trace]

Granted but then all you think about is seeing people naked.

I wish to move to LA.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then you hate it

I wish for a new guitar

[Melodic]

Granted but you hate it.


I wish for a new phone

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, it's the first phone ever invented

I wish I could stop pulling myself down all the time

[Melodic]

Granted you pull yourself up from falling down suddenly.


I wish my crush wasn't ignoring me.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. I ignore you instead

I wish I wasn't bored

[Melodic]

Hmm can I redo my wish then? :P


Granted but your busy like I have been and barely ever come on..


I wish I wasn't so busy

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but you have to hang with your enemies for the day

I wish I had more real friends

[Melodic]

Granted but they turn fake.


I wish I didn't pretty much lose all my friends to one jerk.